The dog stood on the steps, looked at the smiling faces that showed a mouth full of teeth, and said impatiently: "It's just that my family Ah Lang has nothing to do to have fun, so I held a competition, what is the big thing, if you are fine, go back, don't come again in the future." ” Who are they, the end of the final can be used as an excuse, it's shameless.
A courtier tried to make his smile look more sincere, and said: "Little brother doesn't know, the prince has nothing to do to have fun, it's a big deal, I'm busy with official business, I missed the final, and I came to accompany the crime." ” "Yes, yes, please be accommodating, be careful, not respectful."
Another gray-bearded courtier said, and handed over a piece of silver.
The dog did not take the silver he handed over, but waved his hand like a fly, and said, "Go, go, go."
He drove the courtiers away, and then ordered a few doormen: "Close the door." ” The corner door slammed shut, and the courtiers looked at each other, unwilling to leave like this, and they didn't know how to convey the meaning of intimacy, so they couldn't help but hesitate.
In the study, Cheng Mo reclined on the soft couch facing the window in the east, admiring the flowers blooming more and more outside the window, while listening to Hua Jin'er singing.
She taught her a few modern pop songs, and she sang them in a similar way, and her pronunciation was so close to modern times that if you listened to them with your eyes closed, you could hardly tell that they were sung by people from another time and space, two thousand years apart.
Modern, you can never go back, Cheng Mo sighed softly.
The singing stopped abruptly, Hua Jin'er looked at him with big black and white eyes, and said, "I can't sing well, Ah Lang doesn't like it?"
The appearance of Su'er made Xiao Nizi's sense of crisis increase sharply, and she cared more about Cheng Mo, every subtle movement of him touched her sensitive nerves, and when she heard Cheng Mo's soft sigh, she thought that she couldn't sing well and made Ah Lang unhappy.
"It's nothing, you keep singing."
"Oh."
The song rang out again.
Half an hour later, Yun Ke said outside the door: "Ah Lang." ” Cheng Mo motioned for Hua Jin'er to stop and exit first.
After Hua Jin'er went out, Yun Ke came in and said: "That old man lost his temper in the house, broke five cases, and beat two maidservants. ” Cheng Mo smiled slightly and said, "That's all he has to do, he will only be angry with the people in the mansion." ” Yun Ke grinned, and felt that He Sheng was very useless.
After Liu Xun left, Yun Ke was ordered to monitor He Sheng to see what follow-up actions he had, but after monitoring for two hours, he saw that he had been losing his temper, only losing his temper, and nothing else had happened, so he couldn't help but despise him very much.
He Sheng was also born in a family, recommended by the local Confucian, the official reputation in the local area is not bad, all the way up, the first two years into Beijing as an official, become a doctor of Guanglu, do it is still the same, I didn't expect that as soon as he took over the lieutenant of Si Li, he was blind, and the team under his command did not accept him, and it was okay if Yang Fengyin was violated, but he didn't know what to do next, and he collapsed when something happened.
How can such a person be a spy leader?
"Continue to monitor him, and wait for him to go to court tomorrow morning, you are like this" Cheng Mo commanded in a low voice, and Yun Ke nodded again and again.
He Sheng was really angry, he sprinkled a lot of silver, and finally sent out some of the greedy Sili lieutenants to monitor Cheng Mo, and he also came to the scene to command, ready to catch Cheng Mo at the slightest mistake and immediately make a big fuss, but he saw that the emperor's royal drive actually arrived at the Bei'an Palace.
In the future, how will he check He Sheng had nothing to do, he sulked all night, and on the fourth watch, he changed his clothes and sat in the car to go to the court, and when he walked halfway, the wheel broke, so he had to untie the reins and rush to Weiyang Palace, fortunately, he always went out half an hour in advance, and he was in time to go to the court early.
As soon as he saw Bi and sat down at the table, He Sheng felt that his stomach was a little strange, a courtier finished playing, the ministers discussed the matter, and when Liu Xun spoke, he had a stool, but the emperor was talking, can you say that I want to go to the toilet Besides, during the time of the last court, no one left to go to the toilet.
But the intention became more and more obvious, and in the end, a mass of things in the body rushed out desperately.
He Sheng's face was flushed, and he was in pain, but he still couldn't stop the mass in his body.
There was a "poof" sound, and the stench filled the Xuanshu hall.
He Sheng was ashamed to die, and just wanted to look up to the sky and sigh: "Let me die." ” The courtiers around him covered their mouths and noses, and looked at him with strange expressions, he was the source of the stench, and his body emitted a foul stench.
Liu Xun was still talking, and asked the courtiers about what he had just played, when he suddenly heard a strange noise, smelled a foul smell, and had a strange expression, and said, "He Qing, you are" "The minister is guilty."
He substantiated and pleaded guilty.
He really wanted to die immediately, and not be embarrassed here.
Eating, drinking, and Lazar is human instinct, and it is also what everyone will do every day, and it must be done, but there are some things that can only be done in concealment.
As a courtier, he actually pulled it in front of the emperor and courtiers in the Xuanshu Hall in the early dynasty, which made him more uncomfortable than death.
Liu Xun was speechless, and was silent for a long time before he said, "Go down, Xuan Taiyi." ” This is for He Sheng's steps, He Sheng said gratefully: "Your Majesty, the minister retires." ” He didn't even have the courage to go out of the temple, so he had to cover his face with his sleeves and move out slowly.
After he left, there was still a strong smell of in the hall, and a puddle of yellow and white things on the ground was shocking.
There was a feeling that the courtiers were about to gag when they pressed it, and said: "The minister impeached Lord He, insulted His Majesty, and defiled the palace." ” "The minister seconded the proposal."
"The minister seconded the proposal."
Suddenly, a large number of courtiers seconded the proposal, pulling it in front of the emperor, no matter what reason you have, it is completely insulting the emperor, and this article alone can make you demote your official.
What, you don't mean this when you say that the filthy palace room is not here, don't you see that big puddle of yellow and white things still stink on the table He Sheng stepped out of the threshold, and pulled another wave, the trousers could not bear the weight of the yellow and white things, he walked, the yellow and white things fell, and the palace people waiting under the corridor retreated quickly as if avoiding the plague.
He longed to die on the pillar, so humiliating, living was worse than death.
When he walked down the steps, he pulled another wave, and this time the yellow and white thing that was as thin as water flowed down directly, and the palace people in the distance screamed continuously.
Guo Ming, who was holding a halberd under the corridor, sneered: "Shame on me, if it were me, I would have been killed long ago." ” He Sheng already had the same idea, instead of being ridiculed and ridiculed everywhere in the future, it was better to die clean, but now he has feces and urine all over his body, and he has to go back to the house to wash it and hang himself.
Unexpectedly, Guo Ming said what was on his mind.
In shame, he rushed headlong to the pillar, slammed his forehead hard, and immediately blood flowed down, and his body fell limply.
The palace people exclaimed.
Guo Ming and the others, who were holding halberds on duty, had a sneer on their lips. t1706231537: