"Long Tianji, your special mother asked Lao Tzu clearly, if there is half a nonsense, Lao Tzu will collapse your bastard of the dog day, and you dare to be nonsense about the major military situation, is it a bad idea to take the lead of the army" Yang Tianshou was not only overjoyed, but scolded him, because he finally decided now: The phantom is lying about his military exploits to fool Long Tianji, and then Long Tianji is fooling him again.
What the hell are you kidding, more than 60 people beat more than 100 people, not to mention, and they are all annihilated, and there is not a single one left; That's it, there are still zero deaths on this side, only two were slightly injured, and there are no bastards even seriously injured, you coax ghosts every day, you don't understand military affairs is a layman's dream of being your mother's Spring and Autumn Festival, when you little bastards joined the army, Lao Tzu became the commander of the army was scolded so much by the old chief, and Long Tianji, who was full of joy, also woke up from the joy of victory Yes, this matter is too mysterious, it can't be that the phantom really came to lie about the military situation in order to resist the pressure of the revocation of the number, if this kind of bad thing happens again at this juncture, then it is called crying without tears.
If you lie about this kind of thing, the nature is even more hateful and hateful than losing the battle, and then the group of old chiefs at the higher level will not blink an eye, and they will immediately withdraw from the tiger cave, and even the dragon nest in charge will be severely criticized "Comrade Phantom" dialed the phone again, and Long Tianji didn't even shout "Director Mei", but said very seriously, "What you just reported, every sentence is true, this is a big thing, and there can be no ambiguity" The phantom on the other side of the phone also knows, I'm afraid this matter is indeed a bit unbelievable.
However, the local police force has already come to deal with the aftermath, and there are comrades from the external system.
The Phantom simply handed over the phone to the local police to make outsiders more convincing.
So, she said on the phone: "If you don't believe it, forget it."
By the way, the police in Longjiang Province have also come to clean up the battlefield, and one of their deputy directors is also there, so let them tell you. ” The deputy director asked, and immediately became serious.
Day, the female officer in front of me is a colonel, and the female officer on the other side of the phone is still the superior of the female officer, at least a general.
So after answering the phone, the deputy director immediately said: "Hello chief, thank you to the military for helping us to eradicate the wolves and bandits in the local area, and thank you very much for the strong support of the comrades in the army." ” As soon as Long Tianji heard the word "extermination", he said in his heart No matter how much his side suffered, at least a big victory should be undoubted, so he made up his mind a little, and immediately asked: "You're welcome."
May I ask how many corpses of the bandits you have collected?"
The deputy director immediately said: "99 corpses, in addition, Director Mei, they also arrested 11 alive."
We also interrogated the captives and confirmed that the wolves had 110 people, and none of them had escaped.
It is still the comrades of the army who have combat effectiveness and are an example for us to learn. ” Hulong Tianji breathed a sigh of relief, and asked again: "It's just that our military is also very laborious, and there will be losses." ” This good thing, not asking how many casualties, but knocking on the side.
The deputy director hurriedly said: "Indeed, I have seen it all, a comrade was hit in the arm and the other was hit in the shoulder.
In times of peace, we are still shedding blood so desperately, which is all the more worthy of our learning. ” Long Tianji's eyes lit up: "What about the others?"
"Other" The deputy director was stunned, "Something else is good, ah, ah, the comrades are very hard, and they haven't closed their eyes all night."
These other comrades are working very hard, very hard."
Hahaha Long Tianji hung up the phone with great joy, and said to Yang Tianshou triumphantly: "Well, you can rest assured this time."
The police in Longjiang Province also confirmed that the wolves were wiped out, and there were many of them.
Only one of our fighters was wounded in the arm, and one in the shoulder.
Hehe, it doesn't matter if you believe it or not this time, the Longjiang police will copy the specific situation to us later. ” Yang Tianshou's originally gloomy face gradually turned cloudy, then cloudy and sunny, and finally turned into a blazing sun, and his mouth was really big: "Go to the tiger prison and take a look." ” Long Tianji is a master of climbing along the pole, and said with a shy smile: "Didn't you just say that you wouldn't watch it." ” "Lao Tzu wants to see it again" Yang Tianshou was in a good mood, strode towards the two-story building of the Tiger Cave Torture Department, and said as he walked, "Lao Tzu has long known that this group of little rabbit cubs is combative. ” Long Tianji smiled: "But you also said that you want to revoke the Tiger Cave number pinch" "Did Lao Tzu say it," Yang Tianshou asked rhetorically.
Long Tianji laughed: "I said it clearly, I heard it really true." ” "You know a fart, that's called politics" Yang Tianshou scolded, "A few other old guys are not satisfied with the Tiger Cave, I, who is the leader, can't protect my own soldiers, of course, I have to say that it is revoked."
Otherwise, those old guys will say that Lao Tzu is not."
Poked, anyway, the official level crushed people to death, and it makes sense to say whatever you want.
Obviously, you were the first to come up with the idea of revoking the number, and others echoed it.
So, Long Tianji smiled and said, "Then you will have a saying in the future, and those old generals will not embarrass you anymore." ” "That's natural, Lao Tzu's soldiers are all good, and if they want to cut them, they will remove their mother.
By the way, when will they come back, Lao Tzu will have a good exchange with them.
"Yang Tianshou seems to be a different person.
And Long Tianji smiled and said, "I asked again just now, and they can't come back for the time being."
Because this mission is not a single one, but a series of large-scale efforts. ” "Oh, how do you say it" Yang Tianshou suddenly became interested.
So, Long Tianji told the Phantom their big plan from beginning to end.
When Yang Tianshou heard it, he was obedient, this was going to turn it upside down from north to south, especially the phantom's sentence "Strive to exchange for five to ten years of peace", which made Yang Tianshou feel brighter on his face. nodded again and again, and praised again and again: "Good guy, this is three years of not sounding, a blockbuster, three years of not flying, soaring into the sky, this posture, tsk, not bad" Long Tianji laughed and said: "This time, you always look at the tiger cave and don't add blockage, you didn't expect it, haha" "Who said that Lao Tzu didn't expect that Lao Tzu had already known that this group of little rabbit cubs had ideas in their hearts," Yang Tianshou said with a horizontal eye, "It's just that if you don't knock and knock them, they won't be tight, so Lao Tzu is just scaring and scaring them, see it, it's effective."
"Mmmm, you still know these bastards, so you have no last resort."
Long Tianji didn't dare to continue to make trouble, and complimented him a little.
But Long Tianji was still muttering in his heart: I didn't know who it was just now, and I regretted it there, "I also blame our group of old men for pushing her too hard" Hehe: