Just now, he was mocking foreigners for grinding and urine on lazy donkeys, and now this aunt has also become a lazy donkey.
People have three urgencies, and the taste of tightly closing chrysanthemums and holding back a stomach of filth is really not acceptable.
Whether you're a legend or a champion, who can hold up to this This aunt couldn't help it anymore, and also gritted her teeth and asked, "Where is your bathroom?"
Of course, everyone knew what was going to happen, but everyone didn't bother to pay attention to these two.
Pull your pants up, let's not bother to care.
Of course, everyone thought it was funny.
Shi Wutian even laughed and said, "See, there's a tree down there, go behind the big tree."
But this is near the spiritual place of our ancestors, and you can't get it dirty.
If you really can't hold it, you must clean it up after pulling, otherwise Lao Tzu will kick you to the bottom of the mountain. ” The tree behind the tree was only a little thicker than the mouth of the bowl.
Aunt Daogu looked at it, and her heart was dead.
Although she dared to do it when she lifted her skirt to show her thighs, it was deliberately tempting and showing off her demeanor.
If she is a woman's house, she has a bare ass and pees, what should she do, no matter how shameless she is, she has to have an ass.
Aunt Mei Gu was still hesitating, but then something happened that made her unable to calm down, and the foreigner next to her actually ran towards the tree Damn, if you take possession of that tree first, this fairy aunt won't even have a tree So, a fifty-meter sprint began, and it was clear that the Dao Gu was much faster than the foreigner.
It's just that the foreigner has the advantage of starting first, a full six or seven meters in advance Fifty-meter sprint, even if you are fast, people run six or seven meters in advance, this gap is big enough.
But "fortunately", the foreigner was on the way to run, and suddenly there was a tragic muffled sound, and then he stood stupidly and pulled it in his pants, and it was pointless to run again He was almost in tears, melancholy in the wind.
The dripping stuff from his trousers was sparse, like he couldn't control it.
While the foreigner was standing there stupidly, the triumphant victory of the Dao Gu reached the target location, the thick tree with the mouth of the bowl Facing the group of monks and Taoists, this Daogu felt awkward; It's awkward enough to show your ass in all directions with your back to it.
In desperation, this Dao Gu turned to the side of everyone and squatted down all of a sudden.
Faded off the hollow lace panties, this is her advantage, take it off quickly.
After squatting down, the long Taoist robe really covered most of the buttocks.
And this Dao Gu is also strong enough, she twists her face directly to the other side, and she can't see others, and others can't see herself.
Actually, everyone really doesn't bother to look at her.
The Phantom was not in the mood, and the old-timers such as Master Zhang Tianshi and Master Yanqing were all respected monks, and they were not so interested.
Only Shi Wutian and Shi Wutian looked at it stupidly, these two people had never seen this kind of scene in their lives.
However, these two guys really seem to be the reincarnation of Arhats and the heart of a child, and there is only curiosity in their eyes, but there is absolutely no obscenity.
Suddenly, Shi couldn't laugh and said, "Senior brother, you see that girl is still embarrassed."
Just now, I thought she was very thick-skinned. ” Shi Wutian smiled honestly: "However, there is no difference between the girls and our old men, they are also booming and urinating." ” This was originally an extremely vulgar thing, but now it has been said by two vulgar monks, which of course seems even more vulgar.
Fifty meters away, the heart of the girl Gu Dao died.
He turned his face viciously and said angrily: "You two dead bald asses, get out of the way" Shi Wutian was annoyed: "You thief, it's enough to let you use my place to, and let Lao Tzu get out." provoked Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will let you get out, and he won't even give you a place to. ” Don't say it, this sentence really scared that aunt.
Now if Shi Wutian and Shi Wutian really rushed over, carried her out of here, and didn't let her continue to, it would be a tragedy.
Now she has just pulled halfway, and her stomach is still rattling, and she is so uncomfortable that she is dying.
So, this aunt didn't dare to say anything, and let Lawlessness point not far away.
She only now understands that the finger pointing can also kill people.
Dao Gu stopped talking, and the foreigner turned around with grief and indignation, and moved his steps with difficulty.
He didn't dare to take a big stride, for fear of throwing out the sparse stuff in his trousers.
"Two masters, may I ask your bathroom?"
the foreigner asked with a dead face.
Shi couldn't touch his smooth head, glared and asked, "You have already pulled up your pants, what are you doing in the thatched house?"
The foreigner's face was not good-looking, but the man had to bow his head under the eaves and say, "Actually, there is." ” Nonsense, after taking laxatives, that kind of diarrhea is a strong type, and it is normal to go back and forth three or five times.
Shi Wutian grinned and said, "Anyway, I've already pulled my pants, so let's continue to pull inside." ” The foreigner is going to cry, your mother said it is easy, you try it yourself, now the trouser legs are cold and heavy, if you continue to pull in two bubbles, buddy can't walk on the road.
Besides, you can take it off and wash your pants in the bathroom, even if the pants are wet, it's better than the current "wet".
Shi couldn't snort and said, "I said it just now, the thatched house is far away." ” The foreigner gritted his teeth and said, "I can hold it this time." ” In fact, it doesn't matter if you can't hold it, at most pull it in again.
At this time, Wang Zhenren, who has always been honest and kind, sighed and said, "Lawlessness and lawlessness, you will tell him that he has it."
This is the resting place of many great monks, and look what they have made of it. ” Even Wang Zhenren said so, lawlessness is no longer stirred, Shi can't snort, pointed to the back and said: "Go forward two hundred meters, then turn right, then turn left, hey, walk slowly, look at the ticking thing in your pants, it has dirty our mountain road, bastard" Walk slowly, foreigners still have the heart to walk slowly.
The foreigner left, and Dao Gu finally slowly breathed a sigh of relief, and pulled a bubble of smelly dilute poop, which made Dao Gu feel relaxed for a while.
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But then she suddenly realized that there was no toilet paper Her face was embarrassed, she couldn't ask a group of old monks and old Taoist priests for a butt wipe paper, so she could only shout at the phantom with a twist: "Phantom, is there a tissue?"
The Phantom turned his head coldly and looked at it, spreading out his palms in a helpless expression.
It's not that the Phantom doesn't save him when he sees death, because the Phantom really doesn't have it on him.
But Shi couldn't grin and laughed: "Hahaha, you can find a few leaves."
Dao Gu was embarrassed, but so was her heart, and she could only find a few leaves.
But when she looked up at this tree, she was immediately annoyed by the bastard, this is a pine tree, you can't let Ben Xiangu grab a handful of pine needles and wipe her buttocks :