"This is a big deal.
Ye Feng walked down the dragon gate with a confused face: After so many days of mold, Lao Tzu finally started to get lucky again.
"Ye Daxia."
After Situ Xun waited for Ye Feng to walk out of the ring, he trotted over, put his mouth to the root of his ear and whispered, "Jin Shuihan has been destroyed by you with two cups of tea, how can I still fight in the ring with you, hehehe, that bad old man didn't make a bad mistake this time, but was deceived by my little Doudou to eat snacks all over the mountains, I'm so happy."
What, it turns out that the killer old demon who loves to pretend to be tender is Jin Shuihan, Ye Feng looked confused again.
Ye Feng rubbed his eyes that were a little sour by the cold wind on the stage, and glared at the beautiful god group under the stage with a smug face.
"Scum, scum" Ye Feng couldn't help but say in his mouth.
"Young man, stay a line, and meet in the future."
An old man level, the members of the Meishen Regiment led by Eguanbo stood up and taught in the tone of an elder, "Jin Shuihan knows that he is invincible and avoids without fighting, this is a pragmatic move, after all, people can be regarded as letting you, why do you still scold other people's scum afterwards?"
"I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about you."
Ye Feng said with an honest face, "I have always believed that being pragmatic is the most important thing, in fact, to be honest, you are a scumbag."
The old man was stunned, ashamed and angry, and almost vomited blood.
"Presumptuous" "Bold" "Rampant" Three brave members of the regiment stepped forward with a look of righteous indignation "I'm not just talking about him."
Ye Feng said honestly, "Actually, to be honest, the three of you are all scum."
"Presumptuous" "Bold" "Rampant" The members of the United States God Regiment were indignant, and they all stepped forward to uphold justice for the four compatriots.
"Slag, slag, slag, I'm not just talking about the four of them."
Ye Feng still said with an honest face, "Actually, to be honest, everyone here is all scum."
The members of the beautiful god group who said that the vegetable melon, the muskmelon, the potato, the fist, the mother, the egg, all of them were all small ashes that could only be seen with a microscope.
Oh no, the head of the Meishen Troupe, who came to see Ye Feng's competition, was smiling and unexpectedly beckoning to him on the first day of the Miscellaneous Staff's Academy, the senior brother was red, and the heavenly species in his purple mansion could barely be seen clearly without a microscope, probably only with a magnifying glass.
Damn said that the big watermelon is good, a disgusting big liar Ye Feng glared angrily, making Luo Hong look embarrassed: Alas, our Meishen Group has gone too far before, and it is also uneven, even extremely vicious people like Shen Xingtian, the Shen Xingtian, are mixed in, don't blame Ye Feng's junior brother for not giving me a good face, and scolding our Meishen Group for being all scum.
Ye Feng was in a daze, and after looking at thousands of people and failing to find a sesame-sized heavenly seed, Ye Feng looked at Situ Xun's eyes, and suddenly became very kind: It turns out that our Tianyan Sect Miscellaneous Servants Academy is really the second day, and he has already been my little follower.
After seeing that the foundation of Wang Lao and Dean Qin of the outer gate was just a grain of ash that needed to be magnified with a microscope, and the heavenly seed of the hall master of the Battle Hall was only a grain of fine sand that could only be seen with a magnifying glass, Situ Xun's treasure level immediately changed from the second day of the Miscellaneous Servant Courtyard to the second day of the Tianyan Sect.
The reason is very simple, only the elite disciples of the inner gate are qualified to serve as the elders of the outer gate.
Even the heavenly seeds of the elite disciples of the inner gate are scum like this, and the heavenly seeds the size of a mung bean in Xiao Lori are not ranked second in the Tianyan Sect, unless someone else stuffs a real big yellow bean with a scalpel in his Purple Mansion.
"Elder Wang, please advise."
Ye Feng said with a curious expression, "Compared to the first-class sect, the cultivation qualifications of the geniuses are not much different."
"No one in this world can see clearly who is a genius and who is a scumbag."
Elder Wang said with an unconvinced face, "They just occupy countless times more resources than us, if Elder Ben could have so many resources to squander, he would have cultivated to the point of being invincible in the world, and he would still be a small Danding elder in the outer gate." ” Damn Dan Xiao Doudou's talent is definitely the second in the world, Ye Feng immediately nervously hugged Xiao Lori's face and kissed it fiercely.
Who is the number one in the world that day, of course, there is a leveling maniac with a bird's egg.
"Hehehehe, Ye Daxia not only treasures me, but also likes me."
Little Lori, who was kissed in public, was not annoyed, but felt happier and more secure.
"Ahem" Wang Lao coughed heavily and said, "Young people should be affectionate, go back and close the courtyard door and hide in their own house to make love, the court is public, in broad daylight, and it will affect the atmosphere." ” "What, you don't object," Ye Feng said with a strange expression, "Shouldn't all monks be pure-hearted, and Xiaodoudou seems to be a relative of your family, you let us live alone in the same courtyard and don't take precautions."
"What idiots to guard against" Elder Wang glared at him and said, "The career of a monk is long and lonely, and if you can make a pair of love-minded double cultivation partners, the elders are too late to get together, how can they object?"
Ye Feng immediately said with a confused expression: "Losing Yuan Yang and Yuan Yin, isn't it ruthless to hinder cultivation?"
"What Yuan Yang and Yuan Yin, where did you hear the crooked ways?"
Wang Lao looked at him like a fool, "The Tao is natural, and the most important thing is the balance law of making up for losses and gains, and monks must always harmonize yin and yang to prevent excessive yang energy from breeding fire in the heart."
Therefore, in the cultivation world, male and female monks can make do with each other as long as they look at each other, and after a night without feelings, they go their separate ways, those with shallow feelings get tired for a few days, and those with deep feelings become husband and wife and participate in the Great Dao together.
When a monk has achieved a little in his cultivation, his worldly relatives are basically all dead, so the relationship between the monk's husband and wife is often more worthy of being cherished than his own life.
But there are high and low cultivation, talent has thickness and thinness, the higher the cultivation, the longer the lifespan, and the lower the cultivation, it is inevitable that the other party will walk in front in the end, leaving the other party with endless thoughts.
The love is extremely strong, and the pain of lovesickness is the most painful, so most monks are only willing to be dewy mandarin ducks, and will not become a real husband and wife.
Boy, when you walk the rivers and lakes in the future, don't provoke a husband and wife partner, once provoked, you must kill them all, otherwise leave one, and the other party will definitely launch the craziest revenge you can't imagine" The tone of Wang Lao's preaching is so familiar, which makes Ye Feng can't help but think of the heavenly demons he encountered when he opened the sky, the same theory, the same preaching This old man must be tricking me for trying to trick my virginity so that they can give their girls a lot of yang and yin.
Ye Feng, who swore to protect his virginity, had the experience of successfully defeating the Heavenly Demons, and he didn't believe in Wang Lao's preaching at all, but he still said with a strange face: "If you accidentally have it, then what should I do?"
The life of a monk is so long, and the world has not heard of any scientific contraceptive measures, an average of two years to give birth to a baby, the doll grows up and gives birth to a baby, these hundreds of thousands of years all the way to birth, alas, obedient, their family can breed a small family dynasty alone, close the door and become the emperor themselves.
"Of course, it's a big show of wine and entertainment, and a big celebration," Wang Lao said, "You have a little common sense, the stronger the life, the more difficult it is to give birth, the monk is already so strong that God is jealous, God can occasionally take a nap and miss a child for you, that is definitely the blessing of the eighteenth generation of ancestors."
Monks who can give birth to children are either lucky enough to defy the sky, or their cultivation is so strong that they have already reversed a lot of their destiny. ” Speaking of this, Elder Wang stared at Ye Feng and said solemnly, "So when you walk the rivers and lakes in the future, once you meet a child among the monks, remember not to provoke them, because their parents will definitely be an existence that you can't afford to provoke."
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Although Ye Feng didn't believe it, he also remembered that the YY book on the earth also said that there are three kinds of people in the rivers and lakes that cannot be provoked the most: nuns and children.
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