No, it's that simple Ye Feng replied without thinking about it: "Male."
"Why are you guessing," Dongfang Undefeated said with a shocked face.
Ye Feng said with a confused face: "It's very simple, the son born to the smart dragon's parents is neither his brother nor his younger brother, that must be himself, the smart dragon is the son of the smart dragon's parents, and the smart dragon must be a man." ” Dongfang Undefeated was stunned for a moment, patted his head, and finally suddenly realized: "Brother Tai, you are really the smartest person in the world, I remembered this question from when I wore open crotch pants, and I have always thought that I haven't thought about innocence yet, but you only used a blink of an eye to figure it out, and you are really too smart." ” Not only Ye Feng on the stage, but even all the melon-eating people were speechless: he was a stupid dragon again A certain person who knows the truth best, but his face is frosty.
Ye Feng was speechless, and tried to come up with the question: "Please use your finger to tick your name." ” Ye Feng really didn't want to bully his overly stupid brain, this question was purely giving points.
"What brother, why are you bullying the dragon so much?"
Who knew that Dongfang was undefeated but said angrily, "Ben Long just told you, I have not been defeated for too long, everyone calls me undefeated, undefeated to the point that I have forgotten my real name, you actually want to ask me to write my own name, this is purely opportunistic, it is considered cheating, it is not counted" The crowd of people who eat melons are suspicious again: He doesn't seem to be stupid anymore Ye Feng said helplessly: "Then you only write your own surname, you don't need to write your name, it's all done."
"Oops, I forgot that I was illiterate, I really can't write, what can I do" Dongfang Undefeated looked bad, spread his hands, and said very boldly, "No way, I lose this question" The audience was once again collectively confused: Your uncle, tease, you are illiterate and what kind of literature do you compare with others "Oops, best-of-three, I've lost two games, what's going to happen about that."
Dongfang Undefeated said with a bad face again, "I finally won a poem from a great talent with my magic skills last time, and I am full of expectations to make a big splash with this poem in this competition, but Wenbi is over, and I can't get out of the limelight, what can I do?"
Someone in the audience vomited: "Your sister, it's too disgusting, what limelight can you do with the poems written by others?"
Ye Feng said with a sympathetic expression: "It's okay, I can continue to compare it to you as a poem." ” "Then how to do it, there are no rules, there is no circle, and if you lose, you will lose."
Dongfang was undefeated and anxious, and said in a hurry, "Aha, there is, in the third game, we are considered post-game leisure, and the best leisure is, of course, gambling, and we will use it as a poem to win or lose to bet on something else." ” Could it be that this guy is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and his literary talent is really high Ye Feng wondered: "What do you want to bet?"
"I won, Ben Long will eat and drink with you in the future, if I lose, Ben Long will lose to you as a follower, how" Dongfang Undefeated said with a look of hope.
Isn't this a follower who wants to be a brother if he wins or loses, Ye Feng thought about it, and said with a secret smile in his heart: It seems that this guy is really teasing his brother, and in the end, he still has to rely on fighting to decide the winner.
"Well, the dragon is reading poems."
Dongfang Undefeated cleared his throat and said, "A crow in the sky, a frog in the ground, there is a plop, and the crow eats the frog."
Ye Feng, who wanted to copy the poem, was stunned for a long time, so he had to offer his ugly work, and said nonsense: "A dog on the shore and a fish in the river drowned a cat with a plop."
How to" "Gao, Gao Ming's poems do not rhyme, and they are unique, opening up a new genre of poetry; The plot is twisty and bizarre, full of imagination and endless aftertaste Complex 1: The dog chases the cat, the cat fishes, forgets that he can't swim, drowns, and is a tragedy.
Complex 2: Fish playing in the water, cats serving fish, dogs peeping at cats, quite philosophical allegorical poems Complex Three" vomit The audience vomited wildly, and Ye Feng looked confused: This guy didn't go to a certain point on the earth to write YY, it was really a waste of his black hole-like brain.
Dongfang Undefeated finally gave a thumbs up and said, "Ben Long, I lost again, but Ben Long is now gambling on prosperity, what can I do, or let's bet on the last game, don't bet on poetry, just bet on death, how" Gambling on the death of Ye Feng's spirit, the main dish is finally going to be served, and in the end, he has to fight his life and death with fists, feet and swords Who knew that when Ye Feng was preparing for a decisive battle, Dongfang was undefeated but shook his head and said: "If you want to ask how many deaths are, please listen to my death song: people are ugly but face control, writing essays are not operating, marrying a big man, blind date and eulogy, stupid and lazy, lazy men raise hundreds of wives, practice gods do not hang, and moths fight fires."
Brother, how am I going to die?"
Ye Feng was speechless, and arched his hand and said: "Dongfang brother, I will bow to the wind in the lower hand, I admit defeat" Who knew that Dongfang was undefeated and was stunned for a long time, and suddenly realized: "High, high, high, I am dead, but it is a vulgar death, and the vulgar is unbearable, and the death of Brother Tai is the ultimate death."
No matter how ugly this person is, but he insists on marrying a beautiful woman, in fact, it is not considered death, if one day he comes to run the pit but happens to smash an urn of gold bricks, there are a lot of beautiful women crying and shouting to marry an ugly husband.
This young girl has a rough voice and a man's pride, and fortunately she can bump into a wishful husband who likes to be a heroine, and her death is not complete.
When I bumped into a father-in-law on a blind date, I was a confidant, and I praised each other and was like-minded, and fortunately even the bride price could be waived on credit.
It's not a big deal to be stupid and lazy, as long as he has a rich father, it doesn't count as death at all.
If this lazy man raises a hundred wives in the right way, not only will he not starve to death, but he will also live a very nourishing life, at most, he will wear hundreds of more green hats every day.
Khan, if you think about it, I really did a bad job of doing this death.
Only Brother Tai directly admits defeat, this is the real death, you need to know that there is no endless way, as long as you don't give up, there is always a glimmer of life in death, only Brother Tai directly admits defeat, can it be regarded as a death to no longer turn over.
So it's a dead game, brother, and you win."
Ye Feng: "Your sister, it's too funny."
"Oops" Dongfang Undefeated suddenly patted his head again, and shouted badly, "I just cared about dying, I forgot to place a gambling book, this game is a vain gamble, let Brother Tai you die in vain, otherwise, how about we have another game" Ye Feng was speechless.
"Hey, it's been a long time, you still can't fight" Ye Feng was speechless.
The referee from the Dao Sect said with a worried face.
"Hey, you're deaf, Ben Long has already lost, even after the game, he has finished two rounds, Ben Long has been eliminated, and he wants to play again, it will be three years later, three years later, Ben Long will be 100 years old, and he can't compare."
Dongfang Long pointed at Ye Feng and said seriously, "This game, he won, announce it quickly" Ye Feng really couldn't figure out the situation: buddy, we're not acting in a sketch, but a bloody avenue battle, what is going on with this game really ending like this When the deputy referee heard this, he immediately closed the ban, but the referee said angrily: "Dongfang Long, Hugh is child's play, hurry up and take out the sword and start the game" "As you wish, this dragon, out of the sword" Wow The undefeated East finally came out with a sword: