"The little devil is still young, I don't understand what self-blame is, why I should be ashamed, and what guilt is, but the little chicken machine is either screaming or pooping and urinating all day long, and it is really not cute at all to make the little devil's home stinky and coaxed" When the little devil said this, he pointed to a small bag on his forehead, and said angrily, "The most important thing is that their mother bullied the little devil and pecked a big bag on the forehead of the little devil, and the third father taught the little devil to deal with the enemy, and the way for the demons has always been: exterminate all over the house."
Hu Siniang was stunned, and couldn't help but shudder in her heart: The child is too young and not sensible, when I was so old, didn't I also ignore the small animals, and I would pinch them to death and stomp them to death The little devil is two years old.
"Our little devils are already two years old, so they should be sensible."
At the birthday party, everyone was amused, "Tell me, what is the ideal of the little devil in the future" "Fight the sword rivers and lakes, punish the rape and eliminate the evil," the little devil said in a milky voice.
A big shudder smashed down, Niu Yi hated iron and said: "That's a stupid thing that an idiot and a fool will do, Lao Tzu will not let you eat this little rabbit cub twice, and say that the little devil should do something in the future" "Woo woo wow" the little devil said with tears in his eyes, "only take advantage of it and don't suffer losses, eat fragrant and spicy food and don't eat deflated, fish in troubled waters, do all kinds of evil, the little devil just told a very bad lie to his parents and parents" "Well, don't cry, baby."
Hu Siniang hugged the little devil into her arms with a distressed face, "The little devil lied just now is very level, and my mother is very relieved to hear it."
Before you know it, the little devil will be three years old.
"Oh no, no, I just saw the little devil jump into the Luoshen Pond to take a bath," early this morning, the panicked monkey three stunned everyone who was drinking morning tea.
Luoshen Pond is not an ordinary pond, but a thunder pool, and the water in it is not water, but thunder liquid, and it is also a variety of strange mutated thunder, it is said that even the gods and demons will sink if they fall into the pond.
"What's the matter, didn't we set up an enchantment in Luoshentan" Hu Siniang cried sadly while running wildly, "Did you cut corners back then and deliberately wanted to kill my own son?"
"This son is not yours alone, will we do such a stupid thing, that enchantment can't even break into my old cow himself, there must be no quality problems."
Niu Yi turned his head and glared at Monkey San angrily, "Monkey San, what do you think of the child, and how did he jump in?"
"How do I know," Monkey San said with a frightened face, "I just woke him up and was about to help him wash his face, but he said that he had wet the bed and wanted to wash his whole body, and after saying that, he turned into a little reptile, and the little tail swung and disappeared."
Later, I jumped on the roof and looked around, and found that he was already taking a bath in the Luoshen Pond five miles away."
When Hu Siniang heard this, she immediately grasped the core point of this passage and asked urgently: "When you saw our little devil, the little devil was taking a bath instead of washing the black charcoal bones."
"Don't ask, now everyone has seen it" Zhu Er stood in front of Luoshen Pond, pointed to a little kid who was swimming happily in the rippling spring light, and said angrily, "Everyone is worrying about it, this water has deteriorated" Whew, all the fathers and mothers breathed a sigh of relief.
"Mother, big daddy, second father, third father, the little devil can take a bath for himself, are you happy" The little devil crossed his two little arms, cocked the chick machine, and kept treading the water like a windmill with two little feet, and said with a triumphant milk voice.
"Happy, happy."
Hu Siniang said with tears in her eyes, "Our little devil can bathe himself, my mother is very happy, if you can learn to wipe your butt again, your mother will be even happier." ” "It's so easy to wipe your butt, do you still need to learn, but wiping your butt is not fun at all, so my mother should help me wipe it."
After shaking his little head, the little devil said excitedly, "Mother, big daddy, second daddy, third daddy, this water is clear and warm, it is an authentic original hot spring, it is the most suitable for the elderly to maintain their health, let's go down and soak together."
Although everyone doesn't know what the original ecology of the little devil's mouth is meaningful, and everyone still feels that they are in the prime of their youth and have not yet reached the age of health preservation, but the good son is invited, and the spring and the sun are beautiful, and it is not bad for the family to soak in the hot springs together, so they all agreed.
Only Hu Siniang, who is a daughter's family, was silent with a reserved face, and after she pinched a trick with both hands, with a whoosh, an invisible enchantment that separated Luoshentan from the outside world quietly disappeared.
The most anxious monkey three, was about to immediately show everyone a diving show that was in place and somersaulted for a hundred and a half weeks, who knew that a thirsty spirit rhino who was more anxious than him rushed into the Luoshen Pond.
Thundered In the blink of an eye, the thunder was great, and a huge charcoal mountain appeared in front of everyone, and a gust of spring breeze blew, and the charcoal mountain was scattered into charcoal powder, and it quickly dyed the Luoshen Pond black.
"Mother, big daddy, second daddy, third daddy, it was so terrible just now" The little devil jumped ashore with a swish, and said with a look of fear, "The little devil was almost dyed into a little black devil, fortunately, the little devil escaped quickly just now, otherwise this bath would have been in vain." ” All the demons looked confused, and the thief and demon monkey three, who almost performed a diving show just now, were even more cold sweat on his forehead.
Hu Siniang looked scared, and when she saw that the little devil was wet, she suddenly showed her mother's love, and instinctively took out a fine velvet handkerchief to wipe the body of the little devil In the flash of sneering light, Hu Siniang trembled like crazy "Mother, what's wrong with you?"
The little devil looked anxious and talked nonsense, "It must be because you are usually too frugal to eat a little bit of meat, if you don't eat meat, you will lack protein, and if you lack protein, you will be severely malnourished, and malnutrition will lead to electrolyte disorders in the body, and when the electrolytes are disordered, it is either cramps or convulsions."
"Little devil, who taught you all this nonsense nonsense in your head" The three fathers and a mother who finally stopped going crazy glared at the little devil in unison.
"Do you still need to be taught by people, you will be born with it" The little devil said with a strange face, "Don't you even understand this kind of natural truth with my mother and three fathers?"
All the demons were speechless: Our son fell from the sky, could it be that these natural things in his mind are the Great Dao Zhili that was poured into the sky when he was in the sky, and the Great Dao Zhili who was poured into the sky, could it be the legendary Tianli, but Tianli actually persuaded everyone to eat meat, but eat meat Everyone unanimously had a cold war: it's so cruel
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