"It's a little fresher to see the scenery" Hu Siniang immediately staged the highest level of face-changing tricks for the little devil, and with two slender jade hands, she immediately pinched the two disobedient little ears, pinched them fiercely, and pulled them fiercely.
"You want to go out and fight monsters, right, a little bastard who doesn't think about himself, a little fool who is arrogant Do you think that your achievements in the Paradise Valley in the past few years are really brilliant, it is just a few chickens, ducks, and rabbits, not even spirits, and they are completely harmless mortal breeds Even the ants and flies in Paradise Valley that can make you bleed a little bit and make you sick a little bit were all wiped out by your mother and your three godfathers when you were born.
Just those chicks and ducklings that even mortal children can slaughter at will, can often peck a small bag on your head, just you can barely be a majestic little scum in front of the chickens and ducks, you still want to run outside to fight monsters, is to go outside to deliver food If you are kicked to death by those vegetarian rabbits outside, the old lady can still collect the whole corpse for you; If you are pecked to death by the chickens outside, the old lady can go outside to help you pick up a few bones; If she bumps into a lion or tiger, the old lady can only go outside and pick up a piece of, and this piece of is not sure if it is your piece of Starting tomorrow, you can't approach the three-mile range of the boundary of Paradise Valley, once you cross the line, the old lady will be beaten once you see it, until you will be beaten so that you can't go out of the house as a pig-like captivity, so that the old lady will have to cry for you in the future."
In the pain in the little devil's ears, he once again understood a truth: the weak can only be locked in a cage to survive, if you want to be free, you must either have the strength to break the cage, or be smart enough to find the loopholes in the cage, but don't be naïve to ask the cage to open the door by itself, otherwise it will be a stronger lock in exchange.
The little devil began to think about life, and sat in the silent starlight.
After thinking about the time of tea under the starlight, the little devil fell into a dream to discuss life with Zhou Gong, and then was carried back to his children's bed by his mother.
"I want a big house, facing the sea, with spring blossoms."
After learning that his little devil was actually a natural theoretical master, early in the morning, all the godfathers came to ask for advice, and the little devil took the opportunity to open his mouth and put forward some requests that he didn't think were too much.
Grandmaster is not a cultivation level, nor is it a privileged title, but an honorific title for top professionals who are so knowledgeable and profound that they can find new paths and innovate paths, and start a sect.
The wise old farmer has innovated new farming techniques and new breeding experience, and he is the grandmaster of the farming industry.
The erudite Hongru created a new style of writing and wrote a new type of song, and he was the grandmaster of the literary world.
This little devil's grandmaster has to add the word theory in front of it, and that's because he has never practiced it himself, and it's just a piece of paper.
The little devil, who was only five years old, suddenly broke out a rather slang but very poetic child's words, and under the rendering of the aura of a theoretical grandmaster, the godfathers were no longer surprised.
It is not too much to build a big house for his own theoretical master, Paradise Valley is in the westernmost part of Wuzuo Continent, separated from the land of Zhongzhou by a vast East China Sea, the marine resources are quite rich, and the conditions facing the sea are too simple.
The only thing to worry about is whether the little devil will suddenly go crazy and jump into the sea to feed the sharks one day, but it is not difficult to solve, just work a little harder, make a longer barrier, and circle the coast near the big house.
Time can make people forget everything, and the little devil's parents have obviously forgotten the supernatural event when the little devil was three years old, and for no reason he ran into the Luoshen Pond with enchantment isolation to take a bath.
Of course, since it was due to a supernatural event, even if they occasionally remembered it, they would not think that it was the little devil who had the ability to freely travel through the enchantment, and in fact, the little devil had never shown a similar ability since then.
Spring flowers bloom is simpler, nothing more than planting more peach and plum trees, everyone also thinks that Paradise Valley has been tossed by the little devil in recent years, the scenery is too monotonous, and it will be turned into a "peach and plum fragrant flowers smile, the four seasons are like spring fragrance full of sky" flower world, very good idea.
As a result, the movement of planting trees and flowers has been carried out in Paradise Valley for many years.
"Also, I decided to give myself a big name."
The little devil crossed his two little arms and said in a particularly loud and crisp children's voice, "You can continue to call me the little devil in the future, but the big name of the little devil is: Ye Feng" "Good son, your mother kisses me, but her surname is Hu Di."
Hu Siniang said very unhappily.
"Mother, do you have your father's surname, or do you have your mother's surname" The little devil tilted his head and said.
"Of course it's my father's surname."
Hu Siniang said, "Your grandfather was majestic back then, the hero didn't mention the courage of the year, your grandma is just a lady who hides in the house and embroiders all the year round, how can you fight with your grandfather for the right to the name of this child." ” "What's the little devil's father's name," the little devil said with his head tilted again.
"This won't be surnamed Ye anyway" Hu Siniang was annoyed, stretched out a pair of jade claws and pulled the two little devils' ears desperately outward, pulling the little devil screaming, then said, "You are a demon, not a person, there is no surname Ye in our demon clan, the names of the juniors can only be given by the elders, how can you mess around by yourself."
Speaking of this, Hu Siniang suddenly said with a strange face: "Little devil, why do you want to name yourself Ye Feng?"
"Mother, didn't you say that the names of the juniors can only be given by the elders" The little devil said with a bitter face, "The name of the little devil is that it is an old immortal who is much older than you, and at a glance you know that it is an old immortal with high morals."
The little devil has only heard that the old man is blessed when he lives longer, he is so old that he looks like an old immortal, can this blessing not be much, the little devil just asked him to help choose a name, so as to touch his blessings. ” When the fathers and mothers heard this, they were immediately surprised, and at the same time asked, "Where is the old immortal?"
"In my head, I pulled it out for everyone to admire."
The little devil really reached out to his little head.
The squeaky little devil actually pulled out one The fathers and mothers were immediately angry: this little bastard even stole a little mouse, and used this kind of naïve and absurd trick to deceive the caring hearts of parents, but fortunately, the little animals in Paradise Valley have not really been extinct.
"Damn, the mouse monster has popped up again" The little devil stretched out his little feet and stepped on the little mouse scurrying underground, that ruthlessness, that fierce appearance, so that the fathers and mothers felt that the little devil had been cultivated by everyone to have a little demon essence.
After a long squeak, the poor little mouse was finally trampled into the damp mud of Paradise Valley by one of the little devil's feet
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