"Oh my God, our little devil, how did he turn himself into a flower monk" Hu Siniang, who was the first to survive the catastrophe, was the first to run into the cabin, and when she opened the door to look, the scene in front of her simply stunned her.
I saw a bald little monk dressed in green, sitting cross-legged on the children's bed of his little devil, as if he was meditating.
Take a closer look, except that he is a little taller, and his lips are much more ruddy and plump than before, isn't it his own good baby The little devil was still a little deaf in his ears just now after being blown up by the thunder, and he didn't hear his mother's footsteps for a while, so he was still meditating and practicing, and was caught by his mother.
As soon as the little devil saw his mother, he immediately jumped up with joy, jumped into her arms, hugged her neck and smacked her the face.
"Good son, what a baby" After Hu Siniang saluted his little face a few times, she immediately sank her face, glared at him and said, "Little devil, where are your clothes?"
"I wore it stinky, and then in the shower, I was taken away by the flying monster."
The little devil's face did not change color.
When Hu Siniang heard this, she was immediately annoyed, Paradise Valley was wrapped in a heavy enchantment, and even flies and mosquitoes couldn't fly in But Hu Siniang didn't lose her temper again, because of the three words "stinky" in front of the little devil, Hu Siniang was deeply ashamed, and she found that she finally missed one thing, how could a five-year-old baby wash his own clothes Five-year-old children are the most naughty and dirtiest time, and I am afraid that the two sets of clothes will be worn by him in three or five days, and after wearing the smell, it will definitely not be taken away by the unwarranted flying monsters, but should be burned by the little devil himself.
Although this little bastard is small, he has a big temper and loves to be very particular, and when he sees a little dirty thing, he will set it on fire and burn it, saying that it is disinfection and sterilization.
The chickens, ducks, and animals in Paradise Valley annoyed the little devils because they and urinated everywhere, and they were cut down and burned and eaten by him as big monsters, and it was not surprising that they burned two more sets of stinky clothes.
Fortunately, although there is a faint burnt yellow on the bald head, and the eyebrows are burned to only a faint layer of cyan stubble, but this little face that everyone loves to be chubby has not been burned out, otherwise it will become a difficult household to find a daughter-in-law.
After Hu Siniang finished making up her brain, she saw that although the little devil's dress was too coarse, it was really childlike, so she found a needle and thread, cut the lotus leaves with scissors, and sewed them into a rather ornamental lotus leaf skirt, and cut all the petals of the lotus, sewed them carefully, and knitted them into a very beautiful flower gown.
This lotus is a spiritual lotus, not deliberately baked, the flowers and leaves will not wither for several months, and it is used to make cool clothes in this summer, which is really the best material.
After Hu Siniang thought about it again, she used the remaining lotus leaves to weave a belly pocket for the little devil, and then sewed a small lotus flower in the middle of the belly pocket.
After the little devil put on the new clothes that his mother had made for him, he stood in front of the big mirror and kept turning around and was very happy, but his mother stared at his little bald head with a displeased face.
After Hu Siniang frowned, she picked another lotus leaf and knitted a rather cool green hat for the little devil, but what made Hu Siniang laugh was that no matter how she persuaded and coaxed, the little devil refused to wear the green hat even if she was killed.
Hu Siniang had no choice but to pick some spiritual flowers and grasses, and knitted a small flower hat for him, and the little devil finally put it on happily, and finally covered the little bald head that made her mother very unpleasant.
"Little devil, my mother and my father will take you to the town to catch the market today, okay" After Hu Siniang finished dressing up the little devil, she coaxed, "The market is full of delicious and fun things."
"It's good to go to the market," the little devil clapped his hands and laughed.
In fact, there is no need for Hu Siniang to coax at all, the five-year-old child has been bored in one place for many years, and he has long been full of longing and yearning for the outside world.
After walking out of Paradise Valley, the little devil rode on the neck of the tallest and largest cow father, dragging a big crooked horn in one hand, and saw the world at a new height, his eyes full of strangeness.
"Big Daddy, there are a few sharp-beaked monsters in front" Just walked out of the house, the little devil immediately pointed to a proud big rooster in front of him, and the sharp-beaked monster team that was patrolling the territory with two old hens, and said excitedly, "The little devil wants to eat meat" "Ahem" who knew that the big daddy was embarrassed, "Little devil, you see how happy other people's families are, let's not be the big villain who breaks up other people's families, okay?"
When the little devil heard this, he immediately tilted his head in surprise: "Big Daddy, isn't your tuba called a fierce demon?"
After the three fingers flashed, Niu Yi, who was tall and black and strong, and was full of healthy meat, shook his face, bent down to pick up three bloody spirit chickens, tied them around his waist, and continued to move forward.
"Three Daddy, there is a big white monster in the grass pile to your left" The little devil glared at the monkey and said loudly, "The little devil wants to eat meat" "Isn't it enough to eat three spirit chickens" Monkey San looked embarrassed, "Why don't the three fathers help you invite this white rabbit back to be your playmate, you see how white and fat it is, you need to know that in this world, all living beings are equal, great love and compassion, and more love is always better than more killing."
Good son, it's time for you to cultivate a compassion for animals, and you can't always think about fighting and killing."
"If you can't finish eating, you can sell it, what is compassion, I'm not the little devil that my parents have been cultivating, do little devils also need mercy" The little devil said with a look of surprise, "Three Daddy, you won't be a thief, but a living Bodhisattva who doesn't even dare to kill a rabbit." syllable Monkey San was immediately annoyed, and with a look of hatred, he hacked the hundred-ten-pound fat rabbit to death with a hand knife, and then tied it to his waist and continued to move forward.
After seeing the little devil's gaze, Hu Siniang immediately said with a panicked face: "Mother's today coincides with the ancestral fasting day, and it is not appropriate to kill." ” "Weak, your name is a woman" The little devil immediately looked at his mother with a sad face, and said in an extremely philosophical tone.
Baating, a fat spirit sheep fell to the ground in the green grass.
"Little bastard said, who did you learn these bastards' bullshit" After Hu Siniang killed the spirit sheep with a sword, she immediately went crazy and dragged the little devil off Niu Yi's shoulders, stretched out two jade claws, and pulled the two ears of the little devil horizontally, pulling hard, desperately
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