"Spare your life, little devil.
"Wrong little devil thinks that you belong to a high-grade hybrid dog imported from the West, and this dog life of yours should be very valuable" The little devil stretched out his little feet, stepped on his head, and rubbed his head under the grass with a large patch of bloody snot and tears, then let go of the little feet, and said fiercely, "Think about it, think about it, do you have any extra value that you can buy your life for, if you can't remember, the little devil will tie you up directly with a rope and reach into the sea to catch sharks.
Think about it, think about it again, and with a click, the shark first bites off the soles of your feet, and then clicks, and then your calves are gone."
The young man, whose facial features were already seriously improper, inadvertently caught a glimpse of the little girl, and his inspiration suddenly burst out: "I use our little fairy to exchange my own life, okay?"
"Little fairy, your family's" The little devil suddenly said with a strange face, "With your current crooked melon and cracked dates, your family can still grow little fairies."
Woo woo, people used to be very handsome, but now they are crooked like this, and they are not all rubbed out by you pressing on the ground After the young man slandered, he said quite honestly, "I bought it from an old man for a tael of silver."
"What, you only bought a bargain for one or two pieces of silver, and you dare to say that it is a little fairy" The little devil said angrily, "Do you still want to provoke the pure heart of the little devil?"
"No, no," the young man said hurriedly, "at that time, this little fairy was very seriously injured, and no one wanted it at all, so I gambled on my luck to buy it and play with it." ” "What, the leftover toys you play with still want to be used to kill your little life" The little devil was furious, "The little devil likes to wear hats, high hats, and big hats, but he doesn't like to help others bring cuckolds" "No, I have never played with it, it is definitely an original fresh toy," the young man said with a bitter face, "She was too seriously injured at the time, covered in blood, no matter how heavy my taste is, I don't have this interest."
It's been almost good these days, I wanted to have a banquet after making a little money, and officially have a round room with her, but now I think about it, how can I be worthy of a little fairy like me, and only a big man like you, a little devil, can be blessed. ” After hearing this, the little devil touched it a few times, kicked off the young man's hands and feet, and then carried him back to Liufang Town and found the young man's home.
"Help, little golden snake help" As soon as the door was opened, the little devil was immediately dumbfounded, yes, it is indeed a little fairy, but this little fairy has already flown away with her father on a spaceship This little fairy is the stinky little girl who the little devil saw a few months ago and claimed to be able to win the Toad Palace in the Dragon Gate, the little girl Ji Ji.
"Alas, brother, dare to love your old man's name, his name is the Great Demon" The little devil looked at the young man, shook his head and sighed.
The young man looked puzzled, and the little devil said again: "The five-year-old little girl, you have to have a round with her, the truth of evil, the essence of the devil, and the brother has become a great success."
With a bang, the young man who was looking confused was split into two neat pieces by the little devil casually.
The little devil took a heavy breath of blood, stretched out his little thumb and pressed his little nose, stared at the two neat corpses under his feet, and said, "Scum" After searching the remaining wealth of the scumbag's house, he got twenty taels of silver, and the little devil held the little fairy Ji Ji who had not healed in his left hand, and led the little girl in his right hand, and walked out of Liufang Town with a swagger.
After walking out of Liufang Town, the little devil calculated the income from this robbery and shook his head, robbers seem to be a very unpromising profession.
"Little Devil" On the way home, only half of the walk, a loud shout, suddenly sounded, the little devil heard it, and suddenly the whole body was cold, and secretly screamed badly, the little girl next to him immediately shrank into a quail shape, hiding behind the little devil's buttocks, only half of the little head was exposed.
But the little fairy in the arms of the little devil sniffed with her nose, and suddenly burst into tears.
The little devil's fathers and mothers all appeared in the field of vision in front of them, and the first one was the little devil's most attached to but also the most feared mother, Hu Siniang.
"Tut-tut, that's good."
Hu Siniang stretched out her hand and fished out the little girl who was shrinking behind the little devil's buttocks, and after carefully looking at her for a long time, she glared at the little devil and said, "Just go out of the house, and you will turn back a little dragon girl, and she is also the most advanced royal bloodline."
Tsk, look, it's not just one hanging from the back of the buttocks, there's also a little fairy in this arms My mother is always worried about your future daughter-in-law, it seems that my mother is too worried, you are young, you just go out of the house casually, and help your mother to abduct two little daughters-in-law who are beautiful and fragrant.
Can you bear it, you are romantic, why did you bully other people's little fairies so much that you cried your nose, and you cried so sadly and dared to love you as a little devil and really did it home."
Hu Siniang was furious, and was about to reach out to pull the little devil's ears, but who knew that the little fairy in the little devil's arms actually said to her with teary eyes: "Auntie" "You are," Hu Siniang said with a puzzled expression.
"My aunt said that in the future, if she gave birth to a nephew, she would be called Hu Ji, and if she gave birth to a niece, she would be called Hu Ji; My name is Hu Ji, are you our aunt Siyu?"
Hu Ji stared at Hu Siniang, and said with a look of anticipation, she just smelled the unique breath of Hu Siniang's white fox clan, and heard her father say that her aunt was likely to escape to Wuzuozhou, so she had this thought in her heart.
Hu Siniang snatched Hu Ji from the arms of the little devil, hugged her, and said with a sad face: "Ji Ji, there is no more Hu Siyu in this world, and now your aunt is the demon Hu Siniang" The little devil was finally exempted from punishment by Hu Siniang because of his great contribution to saving his cousin, but Hu Siniang couldn't figure out how his good son escaped from this enchantment paradise valley until After walking to the gate of Paradise Valley, the little devil's fathers and mothers were all stunned: the little devil swaggered in directly, and actually regarded the enchantment as nothing.
The little devil may have the ability to cross the enchantment, and the little devil's fathers and mothers already have faint doubts in their hearts, but "Brother Feng, wait for me" The little girl, who was afraid of life, aimed at the eyes of the big bad wolf with Little Red Riding Hood, and after glancing at Ye Feng's fathers and mothers, she quickly picked up her two little short legs, chased the little devil's ass, and swept into Paradise Valley like a gust of wind
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