Whew Hu Siniang was in a panic, and the originally quiet atmosphere finally sounded, but this sound was God, it turned out to be the sound of Doudou's little girl sleeping.
Hu Siniang was shocked, and lifted Xiao Doudou's skirt to see, oh my God, my hands were sore after beating for a long time, and there was not even a trace on this little girl's little buttocks.
Hu Siniang had no choice but to give up, and the goal of using domestic violence to regulate Xiaodoudou's correct outlook on life was completely unsuccessful.
After Hu Siniang smeared the little devil with refined blood-invigorating medicine, she carried the little devil and Xiao Doudou, who was still asleep, back to their cabin.
After confirming that the little devil was a true monk, the little devil's parents gave the little devil a three-month special training on cultivating true literacy.
Through literacy training, the little devil learned that the cup he could make jelly beans was not a cup, but a furnace that could be used to refine the pill refiner, and the jelly bean was not a jelly bean, but a pill commonly used in leveling.
But why did the elixir made by Xiao Luding not look like what his parents described at all, and even the little devil who didn't even taste the right thing and had the spirit of studying, so he peeled off one of them Touch a bright firework floating in the air, forming a string of peculiar symbols: you sb The little devil was inexplicably scolded for being stupid, and when he had a temper attack, he picked up a big stone and smashed the small furnace of the initiator.
Through literacy training, the little devil knows that the rivers and lakes are sinister, the people's hearts are not ancient, and being a bad guy is far more fragrant and spicy than being a good person, so the little devil has a strong interest in the four strange books that are said to help him mix a comfortable life of eating and drinking spicy And when the fathers and mothers trained the basic knowledge of the little devil cultivation, they also taught their own stunts, and Hu Siniang even taught piano, chess, calligraphy and painting one by one, vowing to cultivate a little literary and artistic style of the bear children who only know how to cut monsters in their family.
So, the flowing water was turbulent, and the sound of the piano was tinkling, Xiao Ji Ji suddenly got up and said, "Cousin, let's play kiss, okay?"
Before the little devil came back to his senses, his little face was covered with the saliva of the little fairy, but Xiao Doudou, who was also listening to the little devil playing the piano, opened his big eyes, and he was very puzzled by this kind of kiss that held other people's faces and gnawed on them, what was the fun, and it was only fun to gnaw on the chicken legs.
The power of the love spectrum is really extraordinary, and even a little girl who is less than six years old can't escape the brainwashing of the magic sound.
But the little devil didn't like to be wiped on his face by others, as soon as this thought came out, the reason flashed in his mind, so the sound of the piano sounded again, but this time The little fairy no longer plays with him and kisses, but fulfills the little devil's more evil wishes So, in the fragrant spring light of peach and plum, the little fairy twisted her little buttocks and danced belly dance, and the little beans on the side suddenly followed the cheerful dance posture and turned non-stop, and when she was elated, she slapped a small slap to encourage her.
The sound of the piano suddenly changed, the little fairy changed from belly dance to rabbit dance, and then danced to tango, the tune gradually slowed down, tango became slow four, slow four for a while, the little devil felt too dull, so the style of music changed, and sang loudly.
"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much" This simple and cheerful melody was so happy that Xiaodoudou was also pulled into the dance team, and the three children sang the little apple on the beach and danced the square dance together.
The fathers and mothers of the little devils who were peeping were suddenly collectively confused.
The peach blossoms are gone, the red lotus is in full bloom, the scorching summer has come, and before you know it, the little devil has grown to six years old.
Under the irrigation of jelly beans and fourteen Xuan-level eight-grade spirit stones, the three children have broken through in their cultivation, Ji Ji has risen to one warp and four knots, Xiao Doudou has risen to two warp and five knots, and the little devil has risen to two warp and six knots, but the progress of six into seven is so slow that the little devil almost doubts his belief in the first day of the past.
What made the little devil a little happier was that his little furnace ding had also grown with him, growing to the size of a rice bowl, and his ability to make jelly beans had also increased from twenty spirit cores at a time to fifty, and he could make five hundred jelly beans at a time, which could not only supply the three of them brightly, but also give his parents some filial piety from time to time.
"Cousin, the little fox wants meat" Early in the morning, Ji Ji, who had not tasted meat for several months, pulled the little devil and said angrily, and when the little Doudou on the side heard it, saliva suddenly overflowed into the little mouth.
The raw materials for jelly beans are almost exhausted, and it's time to go out and trade with Butcher Zhang, but "Two choices," the little devil glared at Ji Ji and said, "the first one, stay at home obediently and wait to eat meat; The second one, I'll work with Doudou, and you will have the guts to be meat bait."
Ji Ji's little face turned white and red, red and white, and finally couldn't withstand the temptation of going out to see the scenery, so she chose the second one with a hard face.
This time, the three children walked out of the Valley of Heaven in a bright light, and after Gain confirmed the identity of the little demon monk, the fathers and mothers opened up the right to go out and fight monsters.
Cultivation is a road of survival of the fittest, overcoming thorns and thorns, and there is no way to advance or retreat, and if you set foot on the road of immortality, you can no longer be a flower in a greenhouse.
The little devil took the two of them to their holiday villa first, but "Stop" In the valley where the Wuyu Cave is located, there are actually three men in strong suits guarding its exit, among which a young man with a green dragon tattooed on his chest glared at the little devil and said fiercely, "Heaven and earth help the land, idlers quickly avoid, otherwise, there will be no forgiveness for killing" What one's own holiday villa has been occupied by others, it really makes no sense The little devil was about to have a seizure, and the fifty-year-old man with a white tiger tattooed on his chest among the three of them, after glancing at Xiao Doudou and Ji Ji, said with a smile: "Haha, it's really a person sitting at home, Yanfu sent it to the door, and today I actually bumped into two fairy-like chicks."
People five, people six, you are outflanked on both sides, these three children dare to wander around in this dangerous wilderness, it is obviously extraordinary, give me a careful look, don't let the duck in your hand fly.
The old man first took down this little boy with fine skin and tender meat, and sent it in for the helper to taste, he had better tune this way."
The old man of the white tiger walked towards the little devil with his empty hands and a smile on his face: "Little girl, don't be afraid, our helper is the most precious little fresh meat like you, the old man is sending you to enjoy happiness, follow our helper, you will be in the future" The little devil was furious, and directly kicked over the little scum, reached out and grabbed his neck, and pulled it out so hard that it was like pulling a radish in a vegetable field, connecting his head to his neck and pulling it out of his chest alive
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