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Chapter 381: The Food of My Hometown


"Don't play with bad brothers and sisters, don't be ugly.

Ye Feng suddenly had a big head, and with a whoosh, he conjured a king-size syringe, and in the instinctive fear on Xishan Yu's face, he gently pierced the needle into the ugly little short leg.

After a while, Ye Feng carefully sensed the situation in Ugly Ugly's body, and found that after this bloodletting, all the low-end dragon qi in Ugly Ugly's body had been sucked out, and all the blood in his veins was authentic Heavenly Dragon Qi.

"Okay, all the blood of the ugly ugly has been replaced, and the ugly ugly will soon become a beautiful baby."

After Ye Feng kissed the ugly forehead, he said with a smile.

Xishan Yu next to him instinctively felt a burst of horror in his heart: "This guy deceived the blood of his baby so brightly, he really deserves to be a little devil, and when dealing with him in the future, you must not be too stupid and naïve, otherwise he will be sold and he will be offered as a living bodhisattva every day." ” With a whoosh, Ugly jumped off his father's neck, lay on a large mirror on the ground, hugged it, and dreamed of becoming a white swan again.

After finally fooling the ugly ugly, Ye Feng was a little apprehensive in his heart, he seemed to have misbelieved Hong Lao Wei again, he really shouldn't tell the ugly ugly story to the ugly duckling, and prematurely awakened the vanity of the little girls who love stinky beauty.

What if the ugly ugly can't become a beautiful demon baby Ye Feng, who was very worried, saw that the red baby and the green baby were still sobbing sadly, and couldn't help but make a profound review of his rough patriarchal style just now.

It is said that ten years of repair can be crossed by the same boat, a hundred years of repair can be pillowed and slept together, and the baby can only be born after sleeping together, which shows the fate of parents and babies, it must be a blessing that has been repaired for thousands of years, and it is too late to hurt, how can they use the ass board to destroy their young hearts Ye Feng then picked up the red and green two babies with a distressed face, and with a whoosh of his right hand, he conjured two king-size baby bottles, one for each person, and stuffed the pacifier into their mouths that were still sobbing.

In the bottle, it is full of heavenly demon elements contributed by leveling mad demons.

The red and green second baby, who was still miserable just now, immediately hugged her father's neck and smiled with a very happy face, which fully shows the power of having milk is a mother.

Xishan Yu next to him was surprised and suddenly couldn't close his mouth: it turns out that children are so easy to coax Xishan Yu couldn't help but think of the little cousin in the countryside who nudged him once, and the little cousin who didn't touch and didn't hurt was actually crying in his own house all day, causing himself to be beaten by his father and locked up for three days in the little black house, which is simply unbearable.

If I knew how to coax the child, I would probably just need to throw a glutinous rice poop to avoid that unwarranted disaster, what a loss, I was holding one in my hand at the time, no wonder the girl would stare at her hand and cry more and more, until the mother who went home blocked her mouth with a piece of osmanthus cake.

"Ye Ye Daxia, if there is nothing else, I will go back."

Xishan Yu became more and more afraid of this moody little devil, and no longer had the idea of living in their back garden.

"Leave her, you must keep her" Hong Jiugong appeared again, "We must try our best to keep her at any cost" "Why leave him behind, a man-made freak who is neither male nor female?"

Ye Feng said with a disgusted expression.

"Idiot, you know a ball," Hong Jiugong said angrily, "She is the body of the congenital post-earth, the post-earth, the mother of all things, this girl was born as a congenital god, and it is also the rarest body of the mother god, she follows you, can let you get the divine qi every day, which is of great help to cultivation."

Of course, the best way is to directly match her, so that you can deprive her of the divine energy in her body in one fell swoop, make your cultivation increase thousands of times, and there are no toxic side effects, and there is basically no personal harm to her, that is, it slows down the evolution process of her own divine body.

Because she is the foundation of the earth, the energy is constantly generated, and the innate divine qi is the cultivation furnace that crowns the heavens and all the worlds, understand In view of your usual hypocrite face, the old man only suggested that you get a little closer to her, and this time you have not violated your taboos."

At this point, Ye Feng finally understood why the old man of the Xishan family would turn this third generation of his family into a deformed freak.

Since ancient times, blessings and disasters depend on each other, how much blessing will be accompanied by how much calamity, the body of the earth is a great blessing, but if it is known by others, it is also a great disaster.

"Brother Yu, in fact, this garden is lived in by our family, and sometimes it feels quite empty, and it doesn't seem to be popular, if you like it, you can also move in and live, and you can also bring Uncle Zhong to move in and live together."

Ye Feng immediately called Brother Yu with a kissed face, although the leveling madman did not use the filthy and filthy idea of cultivating in the furnace, but if he had resources, he would not use it, but would not call it Qinggao, but an idiot.

I am the light that touches her every day, anyway, this spirit is not stained by herself, and it is a waste to disperse it into the air, so why not "Forget it" Xishan Yu, who has nothing to do, is either a traitor or a thief, and Xishan Yu, who is becoming more and more wary of the little devil, casually shirked and said, "Although the environment here is relatively beautiful, it is enough to occasionally come to visit and relax."

This young master is used to sleeping in the house every day, and he is really not used to this kind of sleeping in the scenic area with the sky as the quilt and the ground as the bed. ” This girl, she learns things so fast, and if she puts it on the earth, she will definitely be a tide girl.

"I don't have a house, right, wait a while, the house will be ready soon" Ye Feng immediately swept into the mountains and forests like a gust of wind, took out a firewood knife and became a lumberjack, and after ruining a lot of the pine scenery of the bamboo forest that the second baby had worked hard to cultivate, he became a carpenter again.

Half a day later, a beautiful, quite original ecological humanities and art style of the bamboo and wood courtyard, it was completed, the furniture is complete, the facilities are complete, and it is also equipped with a lot of strange modern living facilities carefully refined by the leveling madman, such as "It's called ice cream, and it's a girls' favorite delicacy in our hometown."

Ye Feng opened a refrigerator magic device, took out a strange thing with a cool mist from it, licked it affectionately, and said extremely tempting while licking, "After living here, you can eat this kind of food every day." ” "Excuse me, where is your hometown" Xishan Yu said with a strange expression as he covered his small mouth with his hand.

"Wuzuozhou."

Ye Feng said proudly.

"Oh my God, it turned out to be the kind of place where birds don't, vomit" Xishan Yu couldn't help retching, "No wonder the girls in your hometown like to eat this poop-like monster, it's disgusting" The poop-like monster leveling madman raised the ice cream in his hand, and only after staring at it for a long time did he react, and he immediately fell to the ground and vomited wildly Alas, there is no way, Ye Feng, who doesn't have many artistic cells, tones the color of the food too monotonously, and the shape is also very vivid, which is easy to make people have bad associations

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