"Poof" A strange noise struck, and the leveling mad demon was caught off guard, and was sprayed squarely, and couldn't help but say angrily, "Whoever has an opinion about what Ben Mad Demon just said, please change to a more polite way to protest" The ugly clown shook his little tail and said embarrassedly, "Dad, the little beauty accidentally missed a fart just now, and blamed the potatoes for being too greedy, saying that although the jelly beans are delicious, they are too greasy to eat sweet every day, so they have to change the taste to eat salty."
As a result, the fried salted beans that my aunt bought for us were not only not delicious, but they also farted all the time after eating, and they were also what kind of sneak attack farts that people were unprepared for.
Daddy, you don't dislike Ugly for being a dirty doll who farts."
"No, even if you on your father's neck, your father won't dislike it, let alone just fart."
Ye Feng just finished saying this sentence with a kind face, and immediately pulled his neck and yelled at Doudou, "Doudou, diapers, quickly put diapers on our baby" No way, uncontrolled fart, this is often a prelude to diarrhea, if you really want to be ridden by ugliness and shit on your neck, it will be too unhygienic, although child shit is unscrupulous.
"Poof" Kiki pinched her little buttocks, rolled her eyes, and immediately pointed to the potatoes and said, "Potatoes, don't fart around." ” "Poof" After the potato shook his body, he had a comfortable expression on his face, and the fart he had just let himself out of was so refreshing "Doudou, put diapers on the potatoes again" Ye Feng glanced at Qiqi, who was flushed, glared at everyone, and said loudly, "Who else has eaten fried salted beans bought outside, raise your hand" "Poof" "Woo woo woo woo except Kiki, there is also the second middle school, and there is no one else."
Kiki raised her little hand, lowered her head, and sobbed in a low voice, just now, the little beauty leaked another fart, everyone heard it clearly, now I can't find the back pot of potatoes, and the potatoes are being held in Doudou's arms far away with diapers.
"What's the matter with a few farts in a child's house."
Ye Feng hurriedly hugged Qiqi and coaxed, "Brother, when you are so old, don't talk about farting, you have bare butts and balls all day long, and even your shit is in broad daylight, and you are above board." ” It didn't take long for Ugly, Middle Two, Kiki, and Potato all to be put on diapers, and the abnormal sound of puff and puff continued, and Ugly and ugly giggled playfully, Kiki covered her face with a pair of small hands and didn't dare to see people, and the potatoes looked comfortable with enjoyment, and the middle two, with a stupid look on the middle two.
"Brother Feng, why don't we leave tomorrow."
Princess Xin had a hint of horror on her face, and suggested out loud, no way, the small room of the teleportation array is constantly farted by so many people in it, and it will take three days to stay, it makes people shudder to think about it.
"It's okay, brother's diapers are filled with super activated carbon, which can filter all odors and restore them to the freshest air."
Ye Feng didn't care about the Tao on the surface, but he was secretly anxious in his heart.
Evil, this madman's anger is too heavy, and he just talked a few words about the nonsense of beautiful women farting, and as a result, he made a mess of his two little beauties and pet babies farting collectively.
If you give up going home because of a child's fart, I don't know what strange or earth-shattering events will be involved.
Go back, definitely now.
"Ye Daxia, you are in a hurry to go back to reincarnation," Ximenqing next to him said indignantly, "Your own sister and daughter are in a situation, you can't take a break, let them go after seeing the doctor cure."
Besides, even if the fart doesn't stink, it sounds very congested, right?"
Bang In the rage of the leveling madman, he unceremoniously rushed up and slammed her into a violent shudder, glaring at Ximen Qing and said, "Why do you speak, can you speak, didn't the adults in your family teach you how to speak."
You haven't let go of a fart when you were a child, and you can block your heart with a fart, and you just changed from a young master back to a young lady, so it's so exquisite, hypocritical Look at what the doctor is the miracle doctor, I helped them all see it just now, except for a stomach, there is nothing wrong with it" Why is this guy so savage, Yueqiu on the side, he looks distressed: he doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade Ximenqing rubbed his forehead, and scolded in his heart: Draw a circle to curse you, curse you to find a tigress, yell at you every day, and eat your little Didi with a whin, so that you will be like this girl, and you will have a chicken machine for the rest of your life In Ye Feng's heart, he immediately shuddered, and glanced at Ximenqing strangely: This girl's hatred for her brother has swelled to such a high woman's heart all of a sudden, and she has turned back into a chick, no longer a young master, and she can't offend her again in the future.
"So be it" Ye Feng thought for a while and said, "After entering the teleportation array, I'll send you in to see the scenery, it's all right."
There's no way, it's really unsightly to let a few girls listen to other people's farts all the time, especially among the people who are listened to, there is a child who is already sensible, and it is really embarrassing to be listened to by others to fart themselves.
When the girls heard this, they all breathed a sigh of relief, only the rough girl Doudou looked unimpressed: these people are really hypocritical, they control the sky and the earth, and they can also control other people's chatting and farting to listen to the voice, in fact, listening to the ugly fart and listening to the ugly and ugly singing, the essence is no different.
Oh my God, Doudou's Dao Heart is close to the origin of Vientiane, so smart The small world moves with Ye Feng's breath, once Ye Feng enters by himself, the small world will not move, so in the teleportation array, anyone can enter the small world to see the scenery, but Ye Feng himself can't go in, otherwise the teleportation array will reach Zhongzhou, but their family will still be on the journey.
In the early morning of the 19th day of the eighth month of the Three Palace Calendar, the leveling madness returned to Tianjing.
After returning to Tianjing, Ye Feng ignored everything and began to prepare for the Immortal Ring Qualifier that would start in more than ten days.
The registration for the Immortal Ring Qualifier is quite simple, all the monks of the land of Jiuzhou only need to fill out a form at the Sangong Office in a nearby big city, and then drip a drop of blood on the form.
After the blood drip in, the form will automatically determine whether you are eligible to participate in the competition, and if you are qualified, you will be automatically issued a nameplate.
This principle is actually similar to the ID card entry information in modern society, once the blood is dropped, you will enter your biological information into the three-house database, and the relevant institutions will automatically file it for you.
The huge information processing device of the third palace will instantly analyze your age, gender, and cultivation level according to the blood qi you have dripped into, and compare it with the historical archives to verify whether there is any fake identity behavior of stealing beams and changing pillars, and then apply the rules of the competition to automatically determine whether you are eligible to participate in the competition.
Its performance, super pair far surpasses the most advanced electronic computers in modern society.
The advanced of the Great Dao World is really not something you and I can imagine, the means of the scientific and technological world, as long as you are willing to do it, none of the Great Dao Laws can be realized, and the vast majority of the things that the Great Dao Laws can do, the current scientific and technological means, can really only be a sigh of hope.
Therefore, relying on foreign guns and foreign cannons to break into the cultivation world will not work, even if you carry out a nuclear bomb, some heavy-tasting demon beasts can swallow it in one bite, and then just treat it as a fart in your stomach
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