"No, Xiao Maomao was tied to a thunderbolt by the bad guys, and the bad guys in the audience are using their minds to send out the command to explode, wanting to blow us up to the sky along with the entire Immortal Ring.
The big beauty who called herself Xiao Maomao said, "Xiao Maomao used her innate spiritual mucus to stick to the thundering mechanism, but at most it could only last for a quarter of an hour.
Come here, come over and help me untie my skirt and pants, the thunder will be tied under Xiao Maomao's buttocks, you come over and help Xiao Maomao untie the sky under the buttocks."
The leveling madman was startled, and immediately used his delusional eyes to look at a place where boys should not peep, and after looking at it, his face was immediately like earth, and then he pinched the trick The audience in the audience was collectively confused: What about the people, where have the people gone, everyone spent a hundred Xuan-level third-grade spirit stones, such an expensive ticket fee, just to see the air on the immortal beating "Peek-a-boo," exclaimed an ignorant toddler, "Pipsqueak knows where they are, they must be playing peek-a-boo" In the small world, after carefully inspecting the big beauty's buttocks, the leveling madman spread his hands and said helplessly: "This is an unsolvable death formation, and any action will immediately trigger the explosion mechanism of the thunder."
Girl, there is no other way for you to hide here than me, and this powerful bomb will also have an expiration time, and if you hide here for three or five thousand years, you may be able to regain your freedom. ” "Three or five thousand years" the big beauty immediately said with a desperate face, "Xiao Maomao can't even hide for a quarter of an hour, this group of villains, they not only set up an idea detonation mechanism, but also set up a timed detonation device, within a quarter of an hour, the thunder will automatically detonate."
When the leveling madman heard this, he immediately fled a hundred feet away, and after thinking about it, he still felt that it was not safe enough, and after escaping ten feet away again, he stopped.
"Why are you so cowardly, you're really not a man."
The big beauty said angrily.
"It's not called timidity, it's called self-love."
The leveling madman Tian said shamelessly, "My life has been relatively good so far, I don't have the idea of martyrdom for a beauty, and I am still a beauty like you who has no emotional foundation."
Of course, based on the principle of humanitarianism, if you have any last words to confess during your lifetime, I can help you convey them, and I can also help you erect a grave monument after you die, but in view of the power of the thunder, it can only be the kind of clothed mound.
Before parting, if you still have any wishes that can be fulfilled, in the spirit of humanitarianism, I will try to help you do it. ” "I wish I was so miserable, what else could I wish" The big beauty said with a miserable face, "My only wish is that I am far from living enough, hero, can you come over and help me save it again" "Girl, let's face it, there is no room for salvation."
Ye Feng said with a sympathetic expression, "You don't want to enjoy it again before parting."
For example, in ancient times in our hometown, before the prisoner was beheaded, he would generally eat a sumptuous meal of decapitation, so as not to become a starving ghost, and before he was executed, he would also send a bowl of wine to the prisoner to strengthen his courage on the Huangquan Road."
"Stop, don't talk so scary, okay, Xiao Maomao is already scared enough."
The big beauty said, "You can talk to me again, let Xiao Maomao not be too lonely." ” When the leveling madman heard this, he couldn't help but feel sad in his heart, so he said with a gentle face: "Girl, you are a big beauty, why do you call Xiao Maomao such an ugly name?"
"What a big beauty, am I really beautiful?"
The big beauty cried with a sad face, "I was originally a little caterpillar, thinking of me as a little hairy, starting from a little caterpillar, how many dangers I have experienced, how many disasters I have escaped, I was almost devoured by a toad, pecked to death by a chick machine, trampled to death by a gorilla, and even the sun in the sky refused to let me go, and I was almost sunburned to death by it."
How many dangers I have gone through before I successfully broke out of the cocoon and turned into a butterfly that can fly freely among thousands of flowers.
But I hadn't flown for a few days, and when I woke up, I was back into a little caterpillar, like a dream but not a dream, like death and like a new life.
So I went through the miserable caterpillar life of almost being devoured by a toad, pecked to death by a chick machine, trampled to death by a gorilla and killed by the sun, and once again in the near-death of being cocooned, I successfully broke out of the cocoon and became a butterfly that can fly freely among thousands of flowers.
Then the nightmare came again, and I turned back into a little caterpillar In this way, I, an extremely rare thinking little caterpillar, experienced the tragic birth of a caterpillar over and over again, and then enjoyed the joy of flying freely among thousands of flowers for just a few days.
In the end, I, a thinking little caterpillar, finally understood the truth of worm life: happiness is always short-lived, and misery is the theme of worm life.
After I understood the reason for this worm, I once again managed to break through the thick cocoon that bound my physical and mental freedom, and when I woke up, haha, Xiao Maomao actually grew hands and feet, and became a person.
Xiao Maomao, who was extremely happy, thought that he could live a happy life from now on and completely get rid of the miserable insect life in the past.
Now it seems that Xiao Maomao's Taoism is still not enough, I didn't understand that worms and life are the same truth, and even this life is not as good as worms.
Xiao Maomao has just successfully transformed into a person and a woman, but Xiao Maomao hasn't even had time to go to the pond to take a clear picture of what she looks like, and she was caught by the bad guys killed by the Ouye family on the edge of the pond.
Then Xiao Maomao was sent to a place called the Heterogeneous Genius Cultivation Class for a talent test.
The results of the test showed that Xiao Maomao's talent is only suitable for cannon fodder, so they sent me here to be cannon fodder and bomb you. ” "You can blow up whoever they tell you to bomb, and you can die so willingly," Ye Feng said with a puzzled expression.
"What can I do, they planted Gu in Xiao Maomao's body" Xiao Maomao exhaled angrily, "Fortunately, Xiao Maomao is gifted and has a strong mental power, and he successfully swallowed that Gu, so he got rid of their control in time, otherwise you would have to bury Xiao Maomao."
So, you have to be kind to Xiao Maomao, no matter what Xiao Maomao says, he can be regarded as your savior.
Woo woo woo hero, can I be rescued again, for the sake of me being so good to you. ” Ye Feng's face was gloomy, so he had to say with relief, "If you want to open up, it will pass as soon as you close your eyes, and when you open your eyes again, fortunately, you will become a little princess and live a happy life from now on." ”: