"That's the case, in our Xizhou, the groom will come out from the east when greeting relatives, the word oriental, on behalf of their husband, renamed the east undefeated, is to wish their husband a smooth life, never fail" Ah, this, this, how can I do leveling madness, and I was suddenly anxious like an ant on a hot pot.
It is absolutely impossible to deliberately release water and be defeated by her, or directly raise your hand to surrender After defeating the girl, she didn't care about it, and the problem was that this girl was so smart that she could overwhelm the city and the country, and she couldn't bear it.
It is simply cruel to let such a lovely girl bear the record of being the first to be rejected from marriage in a Western family "Ouch, it's so itchy" Ye Feng rubbed his face casually, and actually kneaded out a birthmark the size of a copper coin, which was growing at the corner of his mouth, making his image look a bit like playing a clown's teasing, and the disgusting thing is that there is still a pinch of hair on the birthmark, which is still colorful, very much like a caterpillar.
"Hehe, the powder is too thick, and the skin is a little allergic, itchy, and I accidentally scratched out the original shape."
Ye Feng said apologetically, "It's not that I deliberately deceived the girl and over-whitewashed myself, it's just that everyone has a love for beauty, and men are no exception, you know." ” "It doesn't matter, men are talented and women are good-looking, and the women of our Western countries choose men, and they pay more attention to the inside."
The undefeated mood of the West was obviously low, "In fact, Ye Daxia, your real appearance is much more handsome than my third aunt's father."
No, you Western women can't choose to eat if you're so hungry, you can only magnify your moves "Western girl, not necessarily" Ye Feng rubbed his little hand on his nose, the bridge of his nose collapsed, the tip of his nose was gone, and there were two more big holes directly above his mouth, and then he rubbed the faces on both sides, and instantly rubbed them into a polygonal alien shape, and it was the kind that was extraordinarily vicissitudes and fluffy.
After squeezing his eyes, he squeezed them directly into a square, and then patted his forehead, and his forehead was directly flattened "Girl, I might as well tell you that the current me is the real me, and I am actually the legendary incomplete evolution."
Ye Feng glared fiercely at the undefeated West, and said in a voice like Hong Zhong: "Girl, the real appearance of this hero is really much more handsome than your third aunt and father?"
"Ahh After the undefeated West broke out a scream that made the audience collectively cover their ears, they rolled their eyes directly and fainted in fright.
This is okay, and the audience is collectively confused: I didn't expect to use a direct grimace to scare the other party out "Feng'er is too nonsense" The queen of heaven was angry and funny, "This girl is not bad, in fact, it is not bad to marry home, the girl of the Western family has always been famous for being a virtuous lady and a prosperous husband, and others can't marry it if they want to, this child is really naughty" "Mother, the third brother is making himself smart."
Qiqi said, "According to the rules, this third sister-in-law still can't run away." ” Seeing this, the referee immediately got up and announced the result loudly.
"Wait" Ye Feng immediately said urgently, "This girl occasionally had a heart attack, she fainted by herself, but she was not defeated by me, so she can't win like this, wait, everyone wait, I am a miracle doctor, I can wake her up immediately, and then compare with her again" The leveling madman immediately pinched her with his left hand, supported her back with his right hand, and probed her body with his divine sense, hehe, there are really a lot of problems in this guy's body, all of them are dark diseases left over from the rest of his life, the girl from the Western family, she looks like a water spirit, and her nature is really fierce The life-saving medical yuan poured into the body, and after a while, the undefeated West woke up faintly.
"Girl, the reality is that I have to win this battle" Ye Feng stared at the undefeated West and said, "But although this hero is quite a girl behind the scenes, I believe that with this hero's honor, the girl doesn't have the courage to marry this hero, what can I do."
It's better for the two of us to discuss a good way to let this hero win, and not let the Western heroine marry. ” "Then we are more than others, the blood oath of the women of our Western family is only suitable for the Great Dao Competition."
The West is undefeated and said with a grateful face, "Thank you Ye Daxia for being able to understand the suffering of the little woman, it's not that the little girl is vulgar, it's really that the little woman is naturally timid, and she can't see the overly powerful shape, I hope to forgive me." ” This girl is really a guy who talks nonsense with his eyes open, Lao Tzu's current appearance is not mighty but ugly, okay Ye Feng touched his face and said: "Then what are we comparing to?"
"If we don't have enough time, let's decide the winner in one game."
The West is undefeated and said, "You have the final say, or I have the final say on the superiority of men and women, or you will come up with the problem." ” "Well, ladies first."
The leveling maniac is quite generous.
"Okay, the little woman will inherit Ye Daxia's love" The West is undefeated and immediately paid a naughty look of successful conspiracy, and said with a sly face, "Then we will compare embroidery, whoever loses will admit defeat to the referee, and no tricks are allowed."
I'm a big man, and I'm a big man who compares embroidery and leveling with you, and the madman immediately looks confused.
"Oh my God, why is this kid so stupid" The queen in the audience was both anxious and relieved, and the urgency was that her son's wish could not be realized.
Fortunately, I can finally bring him back to Zhongzhou, raise him by my side, and help him marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to a grandson for himself.
Rustle, rustle As soon as the words of the undefeated West fell, he immediately took out an embroidery shed, took out the needle and thread, and the extremely skillful flying needle and thread were soon embroidered with a rather realistic small flower Ye Feng looked at it, with a helpless face, he immediately waved his hands and waved out a white brocade ten zhang long and two zhang wide.
This scenery, picturesque and dreamlike, is Wulingyuan, one of the famous scenic spots in Greater China, which once appeared in the Avatar.
After the undefeated West looked at the three small flowers embroidered in his hands with a desperate face, he suddenly stumbled on the ground with his head and cried: "I admit defeat, I accept my fate, how should I live in the future?"
"In this battle, Zhongzhou Ye Feng, win" With a loud roar from the referee, this farcical game finally ended in the victory of the leveling maniac.
"Girl, victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers, with your strength, you will make a comeback in five years, and you will definitely be able to show your strength and fulfill your wishes."
Looking at the undefeated West who was crying on the ground and was extremely sad, Ye Feng really couldn't bear it, so he comforted him.
"Woo woo, why my God, why do you want to learn embroidery as a big man, and you can embroider so shockingly" The undefeated West is particularly sad and said, "I tried my best to lure you in, but I just didn't want to let myself fail":