"You are the so-called undefeated in all directions" Doudou's opponent is a guy who looks a little funny and weird, although this guy looks like people feel a little abnormal at first glance, but he is a handsome guy, although he has not yet reached the level of scum, but he is also very eye-catching.
In a word, this guy is suitable for acting in comedy in terms of image alone, and he is also an idol.
"Why, you're not convinced, you'll know if you're not convinced" Doudou shook a pair of big dragon hammers, glared at this guy, and said with a malicious expression.
"No" this guy quickly shook his head and said, "It's just that the name you gave yourself, Senior Brother, I think it's still not loud enough, and it's a little incomplete, of course, this is purely Senior Brother's personal opinion, just for reference." ” "You have a louder name," Doudou said with a surprised expression.
"It's not me, but I can help you come up with a louder name."
This guy glared at Doudou and said solemnly, "Little junior sister, everyone in the world is in all directions, the world is stupid, and the knowledge is incomplete."
What are the four sides, the world is called the front and back, the left and right, or the south, the west, the north, the west, but the most important ones are missing.
How can the eight directions explain why the world is called the east, the south, the west, the northeast, the northeast, the southwest, the northwest, and the northwest, but why do they miss the more important upper and lower?
Therefore, if you want to dominate with faces, you should call six sides undefeated instead of four sides; And to dominate the party, it should be called undefeated in the ten directions So senior brother, I suggest that you can change your tuba to be undefeated in six sides or undefeated in ten directions, or simply combine it and change it to be undefeated in six sides and ten directions, which is more majestic and domineering."
"You dare to entertain Ben Doudou" Doudou was furious, and he was about to rush forward with a pair of dragon hammers.
"Stop" After the senior brother shouted, he said sincerely, "How dare I entertain you, I'm obviously complimenting you."
"Why do you want to compliment me" Doudou said with a disbelieving face, "Brother Feng has educated Ben Doudou, he is courteous and courteous, he is either a traitor or a thief, what conspiracy do you want to play against Ben Doudou, what treasure do you want to steal from Ben Doudou?"
"Little junior sister is ridiculous, I accept apprentices in the Three Holy Palaces, and the first thing is a German character, how can there be such a sinister and greedy person in the mouth of the little junior sister?"
The senior brother said, "In this world, the strong are respected, and it is natural for the weak to worship the strong, senior brother, as soon as I saw your brother Feng sitting leisurely below, I knew that I would definitely not be able to beat you, so I had to compliment you." ” "Well, you still have a little self-knowledge."
Doudou immediately said with a smug face, "Ben Doudou allows you to raise your hand and surrender, and you can go home for dinner." ” "Then how can it be done" The senior brother immediately said angrily, "I am a big man who surrenders to a little girl, and he surrenders without a fight, this is so faceless, it has to mean something, and it must be surrendered with a solid basis, and it must be convinced."
Little junior sister, this is always fighting and killing, don't you feel bored, why don't we compare some other topics by you, you won't say that you are a girl's family, except for fighting and killing, you won't know anything else, then your life is too monotonous. ” "Then let's eat," Doudou immediately said with a happy face.
Compared with the audience under the dinner stage, they looked confused: this can also be compared "Isn't this chick's brain a little crippled, just her cherry mouth, she can eat more than someone such a tall man," said an audience.
"What do you know, although this chick is small, but it is a dragon, I have heard that a tornado that the dragon sucks water and does not swish, and the whole lake will be sucked dry."
Another viewer said "Hahaha, this stupid girl is finally going to be planted in the hands of Senior Brother Zhu" The Silan woman in the audience immediately said with a smug face, "Senior Brother Zhu is a 10,000-year-old pig demon, and she also has a little gluttonous blood, she dares to eat with Senior Brother Zhu, she is really stupid to grandma's house, even if she is a little female dragon, how can she have an adult dragon to eat with Senior Brother Zhu, and in the end, she almost killed herself." ” The queen of heaven in the audience immediately rubbed her forehead: It's okay like this, it's much safer than fighting and killing, and it's better to lose, so that you can take her back to Tianjing to raise her well, and the girl's family is always fighting and killing outside, and it's really not like words.
Ye Feng in the audience had a look of ridicule: this guy actually set up a trick to let Doudou eat with him, he was really stupid to his grandmother's house.
"Okay" Senior Brother Zhu on the stage immediately smiled with a conspiracy on his face, he had already made Doudou's investigation clear, this girl was no longer good except for eating and fighting, Xiao Shi had a plan, and she really made her into trouble Senior Brother Zhu shook his hand casually, and ten giant spirit elephants were shaken, each of which was roasted with oil and fragrance, making people salivate, but each one was so huge that it weighed a hundred tons.
"This meal, I will be treated by my senior brother, we will win or lose by quantity, senior brother, I will eat first as a respect, junior sister, you use it slowly" After Senior Brother Zhu finished speaking, with a snort, he turned into a wild boar as huge as a small mountain bag, pounced on a giant elephant, opened his mouth and bitten, hula lala, and gnawed away one of the elephant's legs in just half an hour "Little junior sister, why don't you eat, you don't have an appetite, right?"
Senior Brother Zhu, who had already eaten up a giant elephant, looked at Doudou and said proudly, "Little junior sister, this spirit elephant is fragrant, it is made by the top chef of our Three Holy Palaces, you might as well eat a few bites, you will be satisfied, even if you lose the game, you will be full, there is a thought, right?"
"You're eating too slowly," Doudou said with a look of disdain, "If you eat with Ben Doudou every day, you will definitely starve yourself to death." ” After Doudou finished speaking, his small mouth opened and immediately stretched out bigger than his head.
Senior Brother Zhu on the side said jokingly: Stupid girl, no matter how developed your jaw bone is, you can hold your little mouth bigger than your little head, but your little head is indeed too small, at most you can swallow a ball of rice in one bite.
However, Senior Brother Zhu, who has a good appetite, immediately felt that he was panicking Doudou, whose small mouth was wide open, sucked hard, swished, and the remaining nine giant elephants, which were only more than 100 tons, flew to Doudou's small mouth, becoming smaller and smaller in the flight, and finally shrunk into nine small beans, all of which poured into Doudou's small mouth.
Crunch, squeak After Doudou took a bite, he puffed puff No, this is spitting out bones, and in the blink of an eye, a mountain of elephant bones was piled up on the immortal ring, and the elephant bones were gnawed clean, and there was not even a single shredded meat.
"One is not spicy, the other is not spicy, the fried is too old, the pickle is too salty, and it is not fresh at all, at this level, you can be regarded as the top chef of your Three Holy Palace":