"Okay, okay, my brother didn't scold you much, why did you cry" The leveling madman hurriedly coaxed, "Fried eggs are not a profound cooking skill, brother can teach you now, it just so happens that my brother hasn't eaten breakfast yet, and I'm hungry, let's teach it now, and eat the teaching results of your third brother."
"First, put a layer of sesame oil on it.
After Kiki wiped her tears, she immediately smeared a layer of sesame oil on his forehead according to the teaching of the third brother.
"Egg beating" Kiki immediately knocked an egg on the third brother's forehead, and then snorted and the egg fragrance overflowed.
"Sprinkle salt" Kiki's hand shook, and she accidentally sprinkled an extra handful, and it gathered into a lump.
"Green onion" Qiqi was stunned for a moment, and before she picked it, a small hand next to her handed over a handful of green onions, and Rong'er looked at Brother Feng with a worried face.
"Finish the work, now the third brother will come to taste the fruits of Qiqi's labor."
Ye Feng wiped it on his forehead, wiped a roll of egg skin, chewed it, and said with a frown, "Now I will teach you to fry green onions and sprinkle salt eggs, the difficulty is indeed higher, let's change to a simple one, change to fried soy sauce and green onion eggs." ” "First of all, put a layer of sesame oil on it."
When Qiqi heard this, she didn't put oil on the third brother's forehead, but turned around and said with tears in her eyes, "Mother, the third brother's brain is burned out, and he is stupid, what can I do?"
It turned out that everyone invited the queen of Dinghai Shen's needle, and the queen of heaven glanced carefully at Ye Feng's face, then rolled his eyelids, and said disapprerovingly, "It's okay, it's not bad, he's awake, it's just normal enlightenment, he's doing ultra-high-speed calculations in his head, so it's going to be a little burning, even his eyes aren't red, his face hasn't changed, just this level of heat, it can't burn your third brother."
"Then why is he so stupid," Kiki said with a look of disbelief, "the third brother was so stupid that Kiki fried an egg on his forehead." ” "All his mind is now focused on enlightenment, and he can only distinguish a little instinctive consciousness to communicate with the outside world, so his current intelligence is not much different from that of a child."
"What if he doesn't realize it and gets hotter and hotter," Kiki said worriedly, "Will he really burn out his brain in the end and become this stupid all the time?"
"No, enlightenment is not the same as going mad."
"When his head overheats and has a tendency to damage his body, the body will naturally activate the self-protection mechanism and forcibly shut down his mind, and then he will fall asleep and wake up completely normal." ” "Enlightenment is a rare opportunity, and if you are interrupted in the middle of your understanding, it will be difficult to seize this opportunity next time."
When the queen of heaven said this, she glared at everyone and said, "So during this time, everyone should try not to disturb him, and everything must be followed, endured, and let him, understand."
And his current intellect is equivalent to that of a baby, and if he loses his temper, he won't be able to distinguish between the important and the heavy, you know?"
When the girls who had been poisoned by the training madness during the special training heard this, they immediately fled thirty zhang away, because they were really beaten by him at the beginning, and it was still in the case of being ruthless, if they didn't distinguish between the severity and the severity, they really couldn't imagine it.
Only Doudou, who bears the most beating, is still by Brother Feng's side.
"Kiki, why are you trying to fry an egg for a long time" The leveling madman lost his temper, "What, you still want to slip away, you are too uncompetitive, too disappointed your third brother, do you know what your third brother hates most in his life, hate giving up halfway."
Don't come over quickly, don't learn and practice all the types of fried eggs such as soy sauce green onions, sprinkled salt green onions, leek soy sauce, salted leeks, leek salt rolls, and leek sauce rolls today, and you are not allowed to go back to eat."
How can there be so many tricks to fry an egg, Qiqi is forced to be pressed, so she has to keep learning various tricks of fried eggs with the third brother.
The women hid from a distance at first, for fear that the disturbance of themselves and others would cause the leveling madman to lose his temper, but after observing for a long time, he found that the leveling madman had no excessive attitude towards Qiqi except for forcing him to keep learning to fry eggs on his forehead.
Even when Kiki was sweating profusely, he would take out a tissue with a distressed face and wipe the sweat carefully for Kiki.
It turns out that although the leveling madman is now a baby, he is not a bear child, but a good baby type, and he is just a little willful.
Everyone then gathered around again, and watched Kiki perform fried eggs on his forehead with a strange face, and when they were greedy, they began to eat Kiki's fried eggs, and when they thought Kiki was not delicious, everyone took turns to play with the fun of frying eggs on Ye Feng's forehead.
And the leveling maniac is not annoyed at all, anyway, someone can learn to fry eggs from him.
Later, Chouchou and Qiqi even fished a lot of fish and shrimp from the big lake, and began to play the farce of grilled fish and shrimp on Ye Feng's forehead, and the leveling madman was not annoyed, but patiently instructed.
The next morning, Ye Feng, who had been lying on the grass, suddenly got up and said, "Okay, the barbecue teaching course, until now, my brother is going to fight, and I don't have time to play with you." ” Ah, he's stupid enough to do this, and he can still beat his friends one by one, all of them are at a loss, and they are afraid of provoking him to lose his temper, so if he goes there, wouldn't he be sent to death in vain "Let him go, it's fine."
The Queen of Heaven disagreed, "In the state of enlightenment, people have the most accurate response to external attacks, and their strength can also be exerted to the greatest extent." ” The tournament in the Qiangong began on 21 November and ended on 24 November, with 100 matches held every day.
At seven o'clock in the morning of the 22nd, Ye Feng's game in the Qiangong Palace had already begun.
Ye Feng's opponent this time was not trivial, he was not an ordinary inner disciple of the Three Holy Palaces, but a genius among the inner disciples.
Being able to squeeze into the inner gate of the Three Holy Palaces in the realm of immortality is already a genius in itself, and it can also be mixed into a genius among geniuses, the degree of this genius can be imagined, it is really terrifying.
This intelligent creature, once it has attained a certain level of transcendence, will be blinded into a god in the worship of the people.
For example, when the power is huge to a certain extent, you will really think that you are a rescuer of the suffering, and if the people leave you, you will be in deep trouble, and the earth will stop spinning without you, but you don't know that if you take off your clothes, you are just like a bird, and your IQ is around the average.
For example, when the wealth is huge to a certain extent, you will think that you are really a god of wealth who can turn stones into gold, you will stir up the national economy if you fart, and you will shock the global economy if you stomp your feet, but you don't know that all this is just a number game built on nothingness Yi Yuntian is such a genius who has been blinded into a god by his followers, and his proud arrogance is absolutely sacred and cannot be offended
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