"Where the hell is the hell, hurry up and come out and dare to pester Ben Doudou's baby daughter, Ben Doudou will immediately kill you with two hammers" Doudou waved two big baskets of big pineapples angrily, and said angrily.
Ye Feng ignored Doudou, who was going crazy, and swept towards the woods around the yard with his delusional eyes, and after half a day, he found nothing.
"The sun is about to set in the west, and it is quiet on Weishan Lake" Ye Feng shouted at the top of his throat and there was no echo after he roared, and there were no conditions for the formation of echoes here.
"Kiki, you come and sing a song to my brother."
After Ye Feng thought about it, he looked at Qiqi and said.
Kiki is the youngest girl except for the ugly, and their voices are all crisp children's voices.
"Third brother, Kiki is afraid."
Kiki is afraid of life.
"Don't be afraid."
Ximenqing cheered Qiqi on the side and said, "Don't be afraid, you are already over six years old, and the premature ghost has missed the age that can entangle you, and once the premature ghost chooses the object of the stand-in, she will not be replaced if she is not killed." ” "Woo, wow" Ugly immediately hung back on his father's neck, and the four chubby little short legs hugged his father's neck and shook non-stop, and he was so frightened that he cried.
"Ximenqing, shut up for me."
Ye Feng glared at Ximen Qing and said very angrily, "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person."
After Ye Feng finished speaking, he took out a Buddha pendant and hung it on Qiqi's neck, and said confidently, "Qiqi, don't be afraid, with the Buddha blessing you, even if the ghost king comes, he won't dare to do anything to you." ” "Two tigers run fast and fast, one has no tail and the other has no ears, it's weird, it's weird" Kiki sang it in fear at first, but after finding that there were no dead ghosts to sing with her, she became more and more bold in singing.
"It's okay to stop" Ye Feng stopped Qiqi, who was singing happily, and pondered.
"Which Ye Daxia, when I was a child, my mother told me my fortune, saying that I belonged to Yin, and before the age of eighteen, it was easier to summon ghosts than children, do you see if you can" Ximen Qing blushed, embarrassed to continue.
Ye Feng looked confused, and after thinking about it, he understood what Ximenqing wanted to do, so he took out a Buddha pendant and hung it on Ximenqing's neck.
"Brother Feng, Rong'er wants it too."
It seems that Rong'er is not only afraid of caterpillars, but also has a bad impression of ghosts that intimidate children.
Seeing this, Ye Feng simply took out a large handful of Buddha statue pendants and hung them on Rong Er's Xin'er Ji Xue'er and them one by one, not even missing the second middle potato, and finally hung one for his own mother.
As a result, the whole family of the level-leveling mad demon was blessed by the Buddha, and his courage suddenly increased sharply.
Ye Feng took it out of his arms again, took out a large Buddha statue pendant weighing a full pound, put it on the neck of the ugly ugly, and coaxed: "Ugly and ugly, now there is such a big Buddha to bless the ugly, even if the king of Yama comes, it will only kowtow to our ugly ugly."
But there is only a thousand days to be a thief, there is no reason to prevent thieves for a thousand days, ugly, you can sing boldly now, help Dad lure the ghost out, and then Dad will hula again, slap it to death, and help Ugly Ugly avenge his hatred" "Daddy, can you beat it?"
For the first time, Chou expressed his lack of confidence in his father.
"Ugly, dad can even subdue the demons in the demon abyss, and he can't beat a ghost" The leveling madman suddenly said very angrily, "Ugly, you must know that the world is big, and your father is the biggest, your lack of confidence in your father is very wrong, and you have to fix it."
You must know that the devil is the devil, the devil is still in front of the ghost, your father and I are a little devil, how can I not beat a ghost, and it is just a little ghost."
When the ugly ugly heard it, he immediately sang loudly: Early in the morning I stood, green pastures I saw the Condor draped in that glow "Early Morning Me" As soon as the ugly and ugly opened his mouth, he was followed by a ghost scream, which was really very eerie and terrifying, but fortunately it was still in broad daylight, if it was put at night, Ye Feng's family would probably be paralyzed on the spot.
"Sing, sing boldly, Dad is about to find this ghost, and when he catches it, Dad will beat his little ass to make Ugly Ugly angry."
Ye Feng was calculating the origin of this strange sound in his mind, and at the same time cheered up the ugly.
With the encouragement of his father, Chou Chou let go of his voice and continued to sing: Like an auspicious cloud flying across the blue sky Bring good fortune to our family "Who, who's not hygienic and pee here" The ugly ugly sang and sang, and the leveling madman suddenly touched a big stone under a big tree, wrinkled his nose and inhaled, pointed to a small hole in the stone, and said very angrily.
"Secondary 2 is the second secondary that is the least hygienic," Qiqi immediately stood up and exposed, "It runs under the big tree every day to pee, and urinate on this beautiful big stone dirty and ugly." ” "Feng'er, the most important thing now is to find out the ugly ghost who died young, why are you pursuing the second child now for not paying attention to hygiene, it was just a dog, and it was very common for a dog to pee under the tree with its paws."
The queen of heaven was puzzled.
"There are no ghosts in our family, these are all ghosts made by the second middle school and this big stone, if you don't believe it, I'll verify it for you."
After Ye Feng calculated in his mind, he took out a small hammer, knocked it on the stone, and after a while, said to Chouchou: "Chouchou, if you sing again, you will sing the exact same song you just had." ” After singing the song "I'm standing in the morning", everyone was surprised to find that there was no more untimely ghost singing the same song after Ugly.
"Ugly, change the song."
Ye Feng continued.
The ugly and ugly immediately pulled his throat and sang to his heart's content: A large river with wide waves The wind blows the rice and flowers on both sides "Thank you, dad, for helping Ugly Ugly hammer that ghost to death."
After finishing the singing, Chou Chou was particularly happy.
The ghost is an invisible thing, could it be that he really hammered the ghost to death with a small hammer just now, and he was afraid of scaring the child, so he deliberately let the unhygienic middle school come to blame, and everyone looked at Ye Feng with a puzzled expression.
"This is called the resonance phenomenon, the stone is not guarded by the second middle, the urine changes its structure, so that its own inherent frequency becomes close to the same as the sound frequency of the ugly singing, as soon as the ugly sings, it will make a resonant sound, and the ugly ugly sings together."
The stone can also sing, it is impossible, the natives of the other world who don't understand science looked at Ye Feng in disbelief: Is this lie too outrageous "If you don't believe it, I'll verify it again" Ye Feng sang with his throat pulled, "Little snail horn, blind it horse blows, blows seagulls blind it horse Feiye" "Little Snail" The eerie and terrifying singing sound sounded again, this time it didn't look ugly and ugly, but found Ye Feng, who claimed to be able to subdue demons and destroy ghosts, and everyone was terrified.
There's no way, the natives of another world with zero scientific foundation really can't understand something as profound as frequency resonance
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