"What about my mother, what value did you adjust for her?"
Ye Feng asked in surprise.
"Of course it's the lowest value" the mirror hummed, "She wanted to throw away this mirror, let this mirror wean and wean, the uncle can bear it, the aunt can't bear it, even if it is the mother of the king of heaven, this revenge must be avenged" When Ye Feng heard this, he immediately said: "Give me another hundred lifetime reincarnation, the lowest value, speed" Wow, a red light shot out, so fast that the queen couldn't even stop it, and everyone stared at the leveling madman with a frightened face: Our family is about to have a second nervous disorder.
In the first life, the leveling madman still turned into a pig, this pig was frightened into a pig demon by the villagers because he often thought about the pig's life, and when the villagers came to hoe the demon with a hoe, a kind little monk rescued him.
Since then, the happy pig has been born, and the little monk is not a faster What's even more hateful is that he is not a killer, he will make barbecue materials on this pig when he is greedy, and then apply gold sore medicine to this pig after he is full of wine and meat, and in this way, this pig lives a miserable pig life called a donkey from time to time.
The well-nourished little monk gradually grew into a healthy and healthy monk, and the big monk gradually became an old monk, just when this strong pig finally boiled the old monk to the last breath, and boiled himself to the point that he was about to become a sperm, the old monk's last words were: "Slaughter the pig, so that the old man can continue to eat meat after death." ” The end of the first life.
The second generation of leveling madness is very beautiful, after birth, he is the tiger of the gate, and he is also the most precious kind of lone seedling, and when he becomes an adult, he will be in charge of millions of male soldiers, with a supreme strategy in his chest, and a hundred plans in his head.
But this great general with the talent of the military god is just a hundred defeats, and it is not his own fault, it is all the mistake of the sky, either he hit a sunny day and suddenly a violent storm and flash flood flooded the Seventh Army, or he hit the earth dragon and turned over during the siege repeatedly relied on the world's tricks to barely support it, and played the highest humiliation in the history of an invincible general.
The saddest thing is that when the old general reached the age of 100, the new emperor who had just ascended the throne had a whim, believing that he was a genius but was defeated in a hundred battles because he was a spy of the enemy country.
So the birthday banquet turned into a head-killing banquet, and the poor invincible general who had worked for the empire all his life failed to complete his only birthday banquet in the end, and ended up with a full slaughter.
When the old general was beheaded, he said with a relieved face: Fortunately, this mad demon adhered to the discipline and never married, and never gave birth to a child for this faint gentleman to cut off.
When the faint king heard this, he was immediately furious, dug up the eighteen generations of the old general's ancestors and whipped the corpse, and only then cut off his head after whipping in front of him.
The end of the second life.
"Congratulations to the main family, congratulations to the main family, your lady gave birth to a little daughter for you" "What, Lao Tzu doesn't even have a copper plate in his hand, how can he afford to raise a young lady, let her go directly to pour gold."
Ahh The third life was killed by stink just half a day after birth, it doesn't count.
The leveling madness seems to have come to work, and in this life, he was reincarnated in a powerful empire and became the most awesome prince, but His originally virtuous and virtuous old lady, who didn't know which nerve was on the wrong line, actually fed the old emperor a spoonful of arsenic when the old emperor was sick for the last breath, in order to make her son become the emperor a moment earlier.
And this spoonful of arsenic has just become a unique remedy for bringing the old emperor back to life A few days later, the old emperor still died, and the new emperor who ascended the throne was so resentful that he made the former prince into a legendary person.
But this person lived more tenaciously than the new emperor, not only survived the new emperor, but also survived his son, until his grandson ascended to the base for ten years, and after Ren Yu reached the age of 100, he died.
The end of the third life.
The fourth life, who was made into a drunken bone, the fifth life In the miserable wind and rain of the hundredth life, an old man's stick silently calculated the days, and said with a happy face: "It's a hundred lifetimes, this mad demon has finally survived a hundred lifetimes, and when I go back, I must wean that mirror for a hundred days."
"Wake up, wake up, finally wake up, third brother, how many is this" Qiqi stretched out a middle finger and shook it in front of the leveling maniac who had just woken up.
Bang A violent smash unceremoniously, Ye Feng snorted angrily: "You dare to compare the middle finger in front of your third brother, is this a hooligan that you can play as a little girl?"
"Woo woo wow mother, the third brother is also crazy" Qiqi immediately hugged the queen of heaven and cried wow.
"Qiqi, Brother Feng is awake, he's not crazy, don't talk nonsense" Doudou, who was most familiar with Ye Feng, immediately stood up and said, "Brother Feng is the most taboo girl to compare the middle finger, you compare the middle finger and he knocks you, which proves that he is very normal." ” After waking up, Ye Feng recalled what happened in this hundred lifetimes when he had the lowest luck value, and his heart was full of horror: Even the strongest man like me is about to be boiled crazy, she is a weak woman, alas, it is really unimaginable What should I do, how should I treat her?
After thinking about it for a long time, the leveling madman suddenly burst into inspiration, smashed his fist into the small mirror and said: "Give her another reincarnation of a hundred lifetimes, and ask for the package with the highest luck value, if you can't fix her well, you will wait for weaning for a hundred days, oh no, it's a hundred years of weaning."
Whoosh, a red light hit the sleeping princess core, and the princess immediately turned into a vegetative person.
Everyone waited patiently, and this moment of waiting time made everyone feel that it was longer than waiting for a day, which fully verified Einstein's theory of relativity, and thus inspired the brain hole of the leveling madman, so that the time and space attributes in the foundation of his avenue finally broke through a certain hurdle.
"Xiaoxue, come over and change the clothes of this god."
A lazy call sounded, Princess Xin finally woke up, and Snow Lotus on the side thought that Princess Xin was calling herself, and hurriedly stepped forward to wait for her to change her clothes.
"Ahhh After Princess Xin was stunned, her eyes fell into the mist of the vicissitudes of history, and after being confused for a long time, it gradually turned deep, and it was as deep as the infinite universe Ye Feng next to him saw that Princess Mingxin's state of mind had far exceeded that of his wife, so he stared at the mirror and said: "Give my mother another reincarnation of a hundred lifetimes, and I want the kind of package with the highest luck value, understand?"
Wow, a red light hit the queen who was caught off guard.
Princess Xin has just woken up, but the queen of heaven is stunned again.
"Yes, I am no longer the goddess of icebergs, but reincarnated in the Great Zhou Dynasty of this world, named Zhou Xin, and became the eldest princess of the Great Zhou Empire."
Princess Core muttered to herself.
"Third brother, although your eldest wife has cured the madness of suicide, she suffers from delusion, and this nerve still doesn't seem to be normal."
Qiqi, who was on the side, stood on tiptoe and whispered in the third brother's ear
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