"Are you done drinking, little beauty, it's time to start fighting when you're done drinking" The fierce man stared at the ugly ugly who was drinking milk, and said with a threatening expression, "Brother, my fist is heavy, the buffalo at home can be blasted from Jiangdong to Jiangnan by my punch, you better raise your hand and surrender."
"Surrender, ugly and ugly won't" Ugly Ugly looked embarrassed, "But you can't fight ugly and ugly, what can I do about it, then sing, singing is ugly and ugly" The singing fierce man suddenly looked confused: It's okay, listen to a little song before exercising, it's quite casual.
"Your big eyes, bright and twinkling," the ugly ugly sang, but wagged his tail and said, "This song doesn't seem to fit in place." ” "Eyes, oh my God, look at his eyes," exclaimed the audience.
The fierce man was startled, and immediately took out a mirror and looked at it: Jun Jun Woo woo, if I could hear this brother earlier, Ah Hua next door would not marry the old king on the other side, pity my first love.
What's going on, the fierce man's mung bean eyes, which originally looked particularly funny, have now become a pair of bright and flashing big eyes, and they are also the double eyelids that are the most hooked by the girl.
"Sing, brother, please sing again."
The fierce man held the mirror in his right hand and pleaded with an ugly face, "Just use the word card of the sentence just now, and refine all the rough spots on my brother's body, okay, for example, my brother's face, my brother wants to sing it into a melon seed shape, with a pointed chin." ” "Your little face, beautiful and gentle, with a pointed chin, is very cute."
Ugly and ugly sang happily again.
The fierce man immediately looked in the mirror again with an excited face, and then frowned again, no way, the beautiful melon seed face is matched with a garlic nose, and it is also a sake lees type, and what is even more terrifying is that there is a bloody mouth underneath, this image is even uglier than before.
"Little beauty, a good person will do it to the end, and send the Buddha to the west."
The fierce man said to the ugly man again and again, "Brother's nose and mouth are too bad for this face, as well as eyebrows, also help refine it." ” "It's a little bit of a mess, it's too troublesome, big brother, it's better to be ugly and ugly to give you a makeover, oh no, it's a big package for a makeover, what do you want to make your head look like, you can choose it yourself."
The ugly ugly who was flattered by a few words of the little beauty by the fierce man, especially enthusiastically clicked on a small magic mirror and said, "There are various head shapes here, if you want to be more graceful, ugly and ugly suggest that you make it into a Pan An Song jade type; If you want to be wise and martial, it is recommended that you become a Tang Sect and Song ancestor type.
In fact, Chou Chou thinks that you are the most suitable for Zhang Fei and Li Kui, when you fight with others, you will roar, and the opponent will be timid before fighting, which is the most practical. ” After carefully looking at the magic mirror and choosing, the fierce man finally chose the most trendy Song Yu type in the cultivation world.
"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, ugly and ugly gave your head melon seeds grow into a Song Yu shape, amen" After the ugly mouth opened a few times, the audience suddenly became a sensation.
The fierce man looked in the mirror excitedly, and then his eyebrows were deep.
There is no way, if Song Yu is blessed with a pumpkin belly, a bucket waist, and his head is directly shrunk to his shoulders, I am afraid that he will immediately be ashamed and hit his head on the wall.
"Little beauty, brother's neck" The fierce man scratched his head embarrassedly.
"Jade neck fragrant, swan-shaped."
Ugly thought about it and said.
"Brother, this waist," the fierce man said again.
"Willow is small."
Ugly thought about it and said.
"Brother, this belly," the fierce man said again.
The "Golden Ratio" ugly was a little impatient and said, Khan, a child's patience is actually really limited.
"Brother's hands and feet, chest, and ass" The fierce man was cheeky and finished everything he could think of in one breath.
"It's all the golden ratio," Ugly said angrily.
"I surrender" The fierce man said after looking in the mirror again, and raised his hands high.
This is not a fight What else is fighting, this little beauty who helped him with all-round plastic surgery has already followed his words and made contributions.
Oh my God, countless pairs of eyes in the audience looked at the ugly and ugly on the immortal ring in horror: the babies who have not yet been weaned and have not yet learned to walk have already been accomplished, this and this, this and this horses are too ridiculous.
"In this battle, Jin Ye, a disciple of the Three Holy Palaces, win" The referee wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, then got up and shouted.
"Dad, Dad, how can you climb down on such a high stage?"
shouted Chouhou, still holding the guardrail of the sky with four small short legs.
"Middle two" Ye Feng stretched out his foot and kicked, flipped over the two middle two who were fighting, and immediately wagged his cheerful tail and ran up to the roof.
"Wait, little beauty, wait."
The fierce man suddenly remembered something, and stopped the ugly ugly who was about to ride the second middle school down, and said embarrassedly, "Brother looks like this now, Jun is handsome, but Brother's body hair is too luxuriant, see if you can help Brother retidy."
"Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, big brother's body is as smooth as jade, amen" After Ugly Ugly finished speaking, he glared at the audience and said, "Our family, Ugly is the smallest, the ability is the smallest, and the temper is the smallest, everyone is welcome to continue to challenge" In the swish, a gust of wind swept down the immortal ring, and the whole scene was as quiet as a pool of stagnant water.
For Mao, alas, the smallest of their families has already contributed to the creation, and they also challenge a Mao, if you bump into a big temper again, I am afraid that you will not be purified into a sheep, but into a pig, or even directly into slag.
After confirming that no one dared to challenge again, Ye Feng immediately led his friends and entered the palace with a happy face.
The square just now is the martial arts arena outside the palace of the Three Palaces, and after passing through the martial arts arena and entering the gate in the deep fog of the Three Palaces, it can be regarded as really entering the palace.
Not long after Ye Feng and his entourage entered the palace, a certain man who was a beautiful immortal in the martial arts arena outside the palace suddenly remembered something, hurriedly ran to a no-man's corner, lifted his crotch and took a look, and then looked frightened: Qinglong, I don't want to become a green dragon Alas, this is the price of excessive pursuit of perfection.
For men, if it is placed in the duck market in modern society, it is not only very popular with customers, but it will also reduce the cost of depilatory, but if it is placed in this ancient feudal world, God, it is terrible Men, unlike women, pee standing up, and usually call friends Women pay more attention to appearance, but men pay more attention to image, image affects dignity, and dignity is the first life force of men.
Women are too smooth in this regard, and others think it is a little ominous at best, and if they are beautiful, they will be considered more interesting by men.
But men are as clean as jade in this aspect, oh my God, I don't have a face to see people in my life "Elder, I want to enter the palace, I must enter the palace, I will only enter the palace to ask for a small favor, just a moment, can you let me in?"
"No, the palace rules are bigger than the sky" The elder saw this beautiful man with a pained expression on his face, and kindly instructed, "Cultivate hard, this is the only way you can see ugliness again."
After you become an immortal, you may find the ugly in the fairy world, but you can't find it in the fairy world, so it's a big deal to fly to the god world to find it, and the god world can't find it, and then fly up to sanctification":