However, if the leveling madman knew that his daughter used foot wash to help him wash his pants, he would probably be so angry that he would beat her little ass on the spot. \ "What" Ye Feng said incredulously, "Ugly, your level of lying is very unacceptable, Dad can only give you zero eggs, how can my master drink your footwash?"
"Ye Daxia, Ye Daxia, it's not good" When Ye Feng was criticizing his daughter's level of lying very naïve, the black and white shuangsha ran over in a panic and shouted, "After Master Zu eats your family's two bags of dog food, he is about to ascend to heaven."
"Uncle Hei and Uncle Bai, your level of lying is very unpassable, and the ugly can only give you zero eggs, how can the master eat our dog's candy?"
"This is" the leveling madman finally suddenly realized, "My master is about to become an immortal."
What is the essence of his own dog food, the leveling madman is quite clear, even the Tianpin Pill that has been filled with two bags of hemp, no matter how huge the barrier in his body is, the road should be cleared, and he will be able to go straight to the level immediately.
With such an ancient legend as Master Zu, his Daguan is likely to become an immortal and ascend to the immortal realm.
"It should be no problem to attain the Tao, but it may not be possible to become an immortal."
Bai Xu said anxiously.
"For Mao" Ye Feng was quite puzzled.
"Ye Daxia, you don't know, Master Zu and you are actually the same kind of people."
The black man snorted.
"What kind of people are the same" Ye Feng said angrily, "It's all this time, what are you still selling?"
"Master Zu's name on the rivers and lakes back then is basically the same as you, but there is only one word difference, and the difference in this word is actually because you are too young."
Bai Xu said helplessly, "The ancestor of our family was a notorious big demon on the rivers and lakes back then."
The Great Demon Leveling Maniac was stunned for a moment, and then he came to his senses: "It's okay, there is a mad demon to help him carry it, even if God collapses directly, it can't kill him, not to mention that it's just a small thunderstorm."
Ah, count you black and white shuangsha running behind Ye Feng's buttocks, and said secretly: But no matter how big the cowhide blows, it can't stand up to the real God.
The perimeter of the grandfather's courtyard is full of people, but these people all take the grandfather as the center of the circle, and surround a big circle, and the radius of this circle is quite huge, and everyone is holding back their stamina and making a frame posture of running with their feet.
This is for the hair The ancestor finally participated in the creation and became the first person in history in this world for thousands of years, which is the greatest glory of the Three Holy Palaces.
But this is also the biggest disaster of the Three Holy Palaces For Mao, alas, because their ancestors were too famous in the past, and God will not tolerate it Nangong family, Nangong Lin is laughing wildly: "Hahahaha, I have ascended to heaven, this old immortal is finally going to ascend to heaven and get the way, no, I am going to ascend to heaven and burp."
This old immortal has created such a huge killing, this tribulation thunder smashed down, although it may not be able to kill those big shrimps, but the small shrimps, I'm afraid they will be smashed to death, and the most important thing is that the mountain protection array of the holy mountain will definitely be smashed hahahaha, my Nangong family has been dormant for ten thousand years, and finally waited for the heaven-sent opportunity to unify the Three Holy Palaces" "Hahaha, I have attained the Tao, this ancestor is finally going to become an immortal" The ancestor stood proudly on the top of the holy mountain, with his hands on his waist, facing the sky, full of pride.
"Master Zu, please instruct" Everyone knelt down collectively, ready to wait for Master Zu to confess his last words, and immediately pull out his legs and flee.
Master Zu looked at Ye Feng and his family who were running towards him with an affectionate face, and said to everyone, "Master Ancestor's explanation to you is only one sentence: Honor my apprentices well, this will be the greatest opportunity in your life."
Crash A heavenly thunderbolt with the thickness of a pillar suddenly fell from the blue sky and white clouds Oh my God, so quickly, everyone collectively closed their eyes and mourned for themselves: It's over, the Three Holy Palaces are over, and the elites of the Three Holy Palaces are all going to collectively bury their ancestors.
But after a long moment of silence, everyone didn't notice anything unusual, and opened their eyes again: Oh my God, what's going on I saw a heavenly thunder with the thickness of a heavenly pillar, which was enveloping their ancestors, and this thunder pillar turned out to be colorful, and their ancestors were not at all uncomfortable in the colorful thunder pillars, but they were still like babies being touched by their mothers, with a peaceful face.
What's going on with this, this, when will this thunder become more gentle than the girl, unless it is "Oh my God, it turns out that the ancestor has been in retreat for tens of thousands of years, and he has cultivated a flawless and immaculate body of the primordial infant, this is the legendary thunder of heaven, only the pure and flawless primordial infant can enjoy the supreme grace of God."
Whoosh, the colorful glow wrapped the ancestor, rising higher and higher Ye Feng stared at the unattainable master in the sky with a stupid expression: so fast, and so simple, he directly flew into an immortal "Remember, honor my disciples well, this will be the greatest opportunity of your life" With a whoosh, a streamer pierced the sky, and the sky resounded with the last rumbling of the ancestor of the Three Holy Palaces.
The vast majority of the elites of the Three Holy Palaces were facing the sky with a bitter expression.
What a hard time The last decree left by everyone when they forced the ancestor to ascend to heaven.
Oh my God, our Three Holy Palaces have exhausted thousands of years of hard work, but the final result is just from the lower realm of the scum, inviting three scum scum for everyone to be the ancestors of filial piety Alas, there is no way, as soon as this ancestor is gone, the Three Holy Palaces have become the largest of the three little children.
The Three Holy Palace is the inheritance of the saints, although the saints do whatever they want, they may not talk about what etiquette and humility are, but the inheritance of the saints is the most important to respect and humility.
This is for Mao, it's very simple, the more lawless the bosses, the more they like to cultivate their people into exemplary representatives of the rules.
The three little children who came to cultivate that day have now become little ancestors who everyone can't beat and scold, and must be respectful and filial.
This is the real ancestor, not the name of the worldly family to spoil their own children "Ugly, isn't your style of enjoying life too high" The leveling madman who wanted to clarify the reason for the situation stared at the ugly and whispered, "You will be so ruined that you wash your feet with heavenly water" "Not really."
Ugly Ugly said with a humble face, "Ugly Ugly is using it to help Dad wash his big pants, but Ugly Ugly is more stingy, and I think it is too wasteful to use it directly to wash his pants, so I use it to wash my face first, and then use it to wash my feet after washing my face, and then use it to help Dad wash my pants after washing my feet." ” "Why did you use your own footwash to wash your father's pants?"
In the annoyance of the leveling madman, he wanted to give her a big shudder directly, but after thinking about it, he snapped directly and kissed her ugly forehead.
The ugly ugly smiled happily.
There's no way, just such a small doll knows that helping dad wash pants is too painful, and adults have a lot of them, so there is no need to investigate the flaw in the material of washing pants
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