"What do you know" Ugly Chou unceremoniously rolled his eyes again, "Dad said that soldiers are expensive but not too expensive, two hundred and five are in our hometown, that is the synonym of shǎbi."
This group of bad old men of your Martial Saint Sect actually wants an ugly father to take a group of shǎbi to fight, can you win?"
yes Everyone was suddenly stunned by the illogical fallacy of ugliness, and Xiao Wulang and the little aunt, who were leading the way in front, suddenly looked worried: It turns out that this newly baked ancestor is not a young man, but an unreliable teaser After Wan'er covered her mouth and burst into laughter for a while, she ran to the front with a cheerful face, grabbed her mother's hand, and said in a low voice: "Mother, now that Brother Feng has solved all the troubles, and Daddy's position is unbreakable, then Wan'er and Brother Feng's affairs should be handled quickly and easily."
"Wan'er, I will have to mention this matter again in the future" Who knew that the father who loved Wan'er the most in the past said to Wan'er with a straight face and extra seriousness.
"Why" Wan'er's mind suddenly exploded like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and she said with a panicked face.
"If you marry the ancestor of our Martial Saint Sect, then what kind of person is Daddy for you?"
Xiao Wulang said helplessly, "Even if Daddy is willing to cheekily call you Grandma, others will definitely refuse to recognize your Father-in-law, who is higher than Grandpa Zu." ” yes Wan'er, whose heart was ravaged by the thunder, was in tears, but her mother hugged her and said distressedly; "Silly boy, don't worry about this matter at all, you have only risen to the peak of the eightfold and eighth-order peak of the Hedao realm at such a young age, and you have already achieved high-level immortal monarchs, with this magical xiuiàn speed, the enthronement of the king is just around the corner After ascending the throne, is it still far from becoming a god, once you reach the god realm, who can still control your private affairs You understand, you just need to follow your brother Feng closely and rush all the way to the divine realm with him, but after arriving at the divine realm, your father and mother will no longer be able to help you, whether you can make your wishes come true depends on your own ability. ” Speaking of this, Shiyun hugged her daughter and whispered: "Child, you are still young, and your feelings are still only on a very superficial surface, and you are more confused than reasonable.
When you grow up, after seeing the truth of your preferences through confusion, you may be able to discover another piece of your heart that you like better.
In fact, Feng'er, this child, is thick and out of tune, and what he doesn't get out of reach is a legendary teaser, and my mother hopes that you can find a better one in the future."
There is no way, Shiyun thinks that Wan'er has no family power to help, it is difficult to compete with Daji and Doudou, and even the little Fluttershy who suddenly popped out of the starry sky may have more advantages than her baby daughter, and has to give her naïve and naïve baby daughter a dozen vaccinations against her will.
Half a day later, Wan'er ran back to Brother Feng's follower team with a determined face, Doudou saw that her eyes were red and tears were in her eyes, so she wondered: "Your father didn't seem to beat you and scolded you just now, why are you crying so sadly?"
Daji on the side, the superiority of IQ suddenly burst out: Stupid girl, your brother Feng has become the ancestor of their family, no matter how big she is, she doesn't dare to be her father's grandmother, can she not be sad "Good sister, tell you a private secret exclusive to Bendoudou."
Who knew that Doudou said in a low voice that Daji could hear clearly, "Actually, Brother Feng is not good at all, on the contrary, he is actually still a stupid shortage, not only the feudal superstition brain is a mess, but also some vices that are difficult for our girls to suffer."
Do you know that the reason why Ben Doudou wants to watch him and prevent others from stealing food is entirely because he has been poisoned by the evil feudal arranged marriage.
Ben Doudou is bitter, when he was only four years old, because his family was too poor, he was sold to their family and became Brother Feng's child daughter-in-law.
At that time, he was so poor, so poor that Ben Doudou was only four years old and had to squeeze into the same bed with Brother Feng and share the bed.
The world is ignorant, and the chastity of our girls' families is most valued, Ben Doudou was only four years old and had a round house with Brother Feng, if he doesn't marry Brother Feng, he can't find anyone who can marry out.
Do you know no, this exclusive little secret that Ben Doudou wants to tell you is that when he is only five years old now, he starts grinding his teeth and farting every night when he sleeps in bed, especially the snoring sound, which shocks even the summer flies and mosquitoes dare not approach.
Even Ben Doudou's brain was shocked and stupid, so Ben Doudou now gives everyone the feeling that he is mentally retarded. ” Doudou's last face was extraordinarily sincere: "Really, Ben Doudou really didn't lie to you, Brother Feng's snoring sound of grinding his teeth and farting every night can shock the ghost to death, marrying him is not a blessing but a crime at all."
So now that Brother Feng is the ancestor of your Martial Saint Sect, you can't marry Brother Feng of Ben Doudou, you don't have to be sad at all, but you should be glad that you will be able to sleep comfortably and dream comfortably every night in the future. ” yes Daji, who had a superior IQ just now, suddenly looked at Doudou's IQ: This girl was pretending to be stupid, and this brain is so good that she can let the fox spirit apprentice, and she will have to be on guard in the future.
Seriously, Doudou is really not stupid, but too lazy to use his brain.
"Nonsense" Who knew that Wan'er said with a disdainful face, "Brother Feng's sleeping appearance is not that Wan'er hasn't seen it, who are you fooling?"
"Where have you seen it?"
said Doudou and Daji with a wary look on their faces.
"In a dream."
Wan'er immediately said with a stupid face, "Brother Feng is sleeping in his dream, but he is quiet and peaceful, so cute."
Doudou and Daji were suddenly collectively stunned: this tragic baby was poisoned too deeply and was completely hopeless.
After returning to the Sect Master's Mansion of Wan'er's family, Ye Feng immediately moved the whole family into a small world.
"Dad, why hasn't Nezha moved for so many days, and it always doesn't bloom."
After Ye Feng returned to the small world, he guarded the red beans and mung beans that Nezha sang and danced every day, and said to his father with a puzzled face.
After Ye Feng took a closer look, he was also extremely puzzled, it stands to reason that Nezha's lotus flower has grown big enough, and it hasn't grown anymore these days, and now it's the season when the summer lotus is in full bloom, there is no reason why Nezha doesn't bloom.
"Little mouse, why doesn't Nezha bloom" Ye Feng stared at the little mouse in his mind, puzzled.
"Little master, how do I know."
The little mouse said with an innocent face, "This mouse is actually an illiterate person who has never read a book, and if he doesn't bloom such an esoteric avenue of life, how can I know if I am illiterate."
"Little fool, that's because you planted in the wrong place, your son, you ignorant daddy has been pitted" Hong Lao Wei ran out again to show his might, "A high-level plant like the Heavenly Fire Divine Lotus, at least it must be planted in the high-level heaven and earth of the God Realm, in order to grow and develop normally, your small world is not even a normal fairy world, and even the laws of the fairy world are not complete, you can still count on him to bloom and wait to collect his corpse" I want to talk about leveling madness with more like-minded people, WeChat pay attention to "excellent reading literature", talk about life, and find confidants: