"You don't understand.
Zhuo Yan said, "My father was born in the most old-fashioned Tiantian mortal realm, born in a peasant family, he has been ploughing the fields all his life and has been oppressed all his life, and he hates those landlords, old wealth kings, and nobles the most.
Later, when he was forced to live unsustainably, my father, with the beautiful ideal that the cultivator has his land and everyone has food, launched a peasant uprising, relying on the bloody struggle of the peasant brothers, the team is getting bigger and bigger, and finally takes over the world with a group of bitter ha.
But in the process of conquering the world, my father broadened his horizons and increased his knowledge, knowing that there was such a thing as xiuiàn in this world, so after dominating the world, he only became the emperor for half a year and went to the mountain to cultivate.
My father was gifted and had a good fortune, and he only cultivated for more than 20 years before he became a cultivator, and before he ascended, he went to inspect the peasant dynasty he had created.
Who knew that he found that the dynasty he had painstakingly created for the peasant brothers, but the peasants were still the same bitter and poor, no different from the previous dynasty.
The peasant brothers who raised troops with him all became princes and grandsons, landlords and old wealth, not only put all the ideals of starting a business into the water, but also swept up the peasant people, which was even worse than the previous dynasty.
More than ten years of bloody struggle and sacrificed countless peasant children, and finally in exchange for such a result, since then my father has a very serious knot, the most unheard of the princes and grandchildren, the nobles, the landlords and the old wealth of the matter.
So after my father became the Emperor of the East, he didn't do anything, he just didn't want to cultivate his relatives and friends into his most hated princes and grandsons, nobles, landlords and old wealth.
Therefore, any gimmicks such as xiaojie and princesses that are related to them are not allowed to be added to this girl's head, otherwise they will immediately arouse his miserable old things and make him go crazy.
Well, you should have heard of it, my father is a void god, this void god's soul is not very healthy, especially can't withstand the ravages of years of bitter wine, remember, don't call this girl any princess in the future, otherwise you will find a draw. ” "Miss Zhuo, this mad demon agrees to compare with you, but what kind of comparison, you should hurry up and solve the question."
After listening to this somewhat lengthy story, Ye Feng said a little impatiently.
This kind of bloody drama of the historical cycle is not new to the leveling madman.
"Best-of-three."
Zhuo Yan immediately said, "Each asks each other, the topic is not limited, my first question is, you have to do one thing I can do: this girl's belly can give birth to a child, can your belly do?"
Ye Feng suddenly looked confused, and after being stunned for a long time, he said loudly: "I don't believe it, your husband will show me, okay?"
Ah, and this kind of operation "You are cheating" Zhuo Yan suddenly said angrily, "A woman's belly can give birth to children, this is a well-known common sense, I am a woman, so my belly can give birth to children, you are a man, so your belly cannot give birth to children."
To sum up, therefore, you lose" "I admit it, it's true that my belly can't give birth to a child, but you say I lost, but it's not necessarily."
Ye Feng suddenly said with a smile on his face, "Some women who are not well-developed will not be able to give birth to children in their lifetime, which is also a well-known thing; It is also a well-known fact that some women with abnormal psychology only like women and do not like men, and they will not be able to give birth to children in their lifetime; It is also a well-known fact that some women with abnormal tempers can scare all men into not wanting to help her have children Therefore, if you want to win against me, unless you are in the fairy king right now, and immediately give birth to a child to show this mad demon, and prove that your belly can indeed give birth to a child, otherwise, it can only be regarded as your loss. ” yes Zhuo Yan was extremely hard, so she had to say helplessly: "This game, garlic is ruthless, you win and it's time for you to solve the problem."
"My subject matter is the same as you, you have to do something I can do."
Ye Feng smiled and said, "I can pee standing up, can you?"
"Standing to pee" Zhuo Yan suddenly looked at Ye Feng with a báichi expression and said, "Who said that standing to pee is the privilege of you men, we women can also, at most, we just get wet and take a shower and change clothes."
"Okay, then let's verify it together in front of everyone."
Ye Feng said with a smile.
"You've already lost this game, what else do you have to verify," Zhuo Yan said angrily.
"A great man in our hometown once said that practice is the test of all truth."
Ye Feng still smiled and said, "You and me, who can pee standing and who can't, not under everyone's witness, verify it with practice, who knows if anyone is bragging."
"Ah, you really want to pee, you really dare to pee, you really dare to pee in the fairy king, in broad daylight, standing in front of everyone to pee" Zhuo Yan looked at Ye Feng, who was so shameless that he seemed to want to stretch out his hand to untie his trouser belt, and said in shock.
"It's so strange that a big man just pees standing up."
Ye Feng said with an indifferent face, "In our hometown, the details of a man and a woman having a child can be filmed and promoted as a technology film, you girl, it is really rare and strange, lonely and unheard."
"Stop this game, count you as winning Ye Feng, you mean, shameless, dirty, dirty, scoundrel, and scumbag little bastard" Zhuo Yan cursed indignantly for most of the day, and then gritted her teeth at Ye Feng and said, "You wait, this girl will definitely win it back."
This girl, her brain seems to be a little crippled, Ye Feng said with a disdainful face: Silly girl, you are already out, can you win back a fart, it's a big deal that this madman will respect your father in the future, and when he sees you, he will hide and go, and he will never meet you again, okay "In this battle, Martial Saint Sect Ye Feng wins" With a loud roar from the referee, Ye Feng, who was born without a fight, walked off the fairy king ring proudly.
"Shameless" Touching a chicken bone flew in, and it happened to hit the middle of the leveling maniac's forehead impartially, and actually smashed his forehead into a red sharp corner.
"Which guy who didn't have a son is plotting against Lao Tzu" After the leveling madman took out the small mirror that the ugly ugly took out, his image was greatly damaged, and he immediately rushed to his brain, and said angrily, "If you have a kind of come out to fight with this mad demon" A small hand immediately covered Ye Feng's chattering mouth: "Ye Daxia, you are tired of living, right, people can knock out a big bag of your head with a chicken bone, I really want to do it with you, I'm afraid that a little finger can press you to death, understand?"
Ah, the leveling madman who woke up, suddenly looked afraid: this madman's brain has been swollen a little crippled recently, fortunately, there is a smart vixen by his side to take care of him and want to chat with more like-minded people {articetite}, WeChat attention to "excellent reading literature", talk about life, find a confidant: