Dr.
Yip cleared the ball with a big foot and fired a powerful shot into Isco's heel, and the ball quickly folded straight in front of Real Madrid Dangerous, dangerous Real Madrid's half is empty, goalkeeper Courtois is struggling to chase back, ten, eight, five, three, two, one, because the distance is too long, the football that rolls slower and slower on the grass, Courtois is chasing closer and closer pounced, seeing that the football was about to roll into the goal, he almost caught up with Courtois, who was about to catch up with the football, gave full play to his height and arm length, and finally bravely slammed forward The dog ball scored, Courtois, who was tall and long-armed, was just one centimeter away from being able to hit the football with his fingertips, but unfortunately, because of this centimeter difference, at the last moment before the end of the game, the score was rewritten to 10:0, so that the Real Madrid team suffered a shocking score on the double, and the ten-goal fiasco was recorded by the big th.
And Real Madrid superstar Isco in this game, after Bale who went off the field at half-time, once again created a shocking half-time hat trick" force Without waiting for the restart, the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game, and the final score was 10:0; Two Real Madrid players scored hat-tricks and scored eight goals.
However, Valladolid, who only scored two goals, beat Real Madrid at home with a goal difference of 10 goals, giving the Galaxy Battleship the rarest shocking defeat in history.
It reminds me of the predictions made by the Real Madrid players in the pre-match press conference.
The brave Bale stretched out a finger and threw out another slap, he bravely predicted the score of the game, and it was really 10:0 as he said, but unfortunately the direction of the score was turned around.
He bravely predicted his goal, a full five, but unfortunately his goals all went into the wrong goal.
Let's talk about Isco, who also made a prediction, saying that with Real Madrid's world-class iron-blooded defense, Valladolid's pillar Dr.
Ziye can do nothing in this game.
As a result, in this game, Dr.
Ye not only completed two goals and 7 assists under the world-class iron-blooded defense of the Real Madrid team, but also was like a fish in water.
Ramos, the first defensive stalwart of the Real Madrid team, not only got a fainting but also received a yellow card, which is still the referee's mercy under the overflow of sympathy for Ramos who was seriously injured and spurted blood, otherwise it is definitely a red card under normal circumstances.
Before the game, Isco ridiculed Dr.
Ye as just an amateur player, and as a result, the amateur player not only single-handedly kept a clean sheet against Real Madrid, but also defeated Real Madrid in one fell swoop, causing him to suffer a shocking humiliation.
Although Real Madrid's shocking defeat was largely due to bad luck, even if the eight undeserved own goals were put aside, Dr.
Ye's two goals could help Valladolid beat Real Madrid by two goals.
And one of Isco's own goals still blocked a must-score goal for Dr.
Ye, and if Dr.
Ye's luck is not too bad, this game should be able to score a hat-trick.
Let's talk about Isco's prediction of Real Madrid's 3-goal goal victory, but the big talk turned into a big joke of Isco's own hat trick, which cannot but be said to be a big irony.
This reminds me of a very popular term in the East huáguo in recent years: character Comrades, before the game, you must keep a low profile to save character, and you must not say big words to defeat your character, the invincible Real Madrid team is a lesson for everyone This is the end of this live broadcast, thank you all for your appreciation" Due to the Olympic Games, the first round of matches was postponed to the La Liga League in September, and after the first two rounds of matches, the top scorer on the list was Ye Feng.
The second place is named Bale, and the top two scorers on the list have scored five goals and no penalties, but the reason why Bale will settle for second is because all the goals he scored were own goals.
Of course, this ranking is a ranking made up by a certain website of huáguo, and in the official scorer list of La Liga, it is impossible to see Bale's name, because in the official scorer list, no matter how many own goals are scored, it cannot be relied on to compete with heroes from all walks of life.
United Kingdom, post-match press conference.
Mourinho, who lost by a small goal, was particularly depressed and said, "Dr.
Ye is so boring, he would rather help others pour 8 own goals than help himself complete a hat trick." 5, 3, 2, just looking at the number of shots, Dr.
Ye's level seems to be getting lower and lower, and the two only two recognized football kings so far can find their own excitement again. ” Sure enough, Argentina.
"Dear Diego, how do you feel about Dr.
Yip's 10-0 win over Real Madrid with Valladolid?"
"What Valladolid beat Real Madrid 10-0, you didn't get it wrong with the order of the scores, then Dr.
Ye scored a few goals in this game" "Two."
"It's only two, I'm not wrong, Dr.
Ye has regressed again, according to his laxative-like goal regression rate, he can score 10 goals in La Liga this year, all of which depend on chanting Amitabha."
Brazil.
"How do you feel about Dr.
Yip's 12 goals in a row for Real Madrid?"
"I'm still the same sentence, it's only one point to score a goal, what do you have to do with so many people, aren't you tired, he only scored two goals in total today, according to mathematical laws, in a straight line decreasing, with his talent for scoring goals, he can score a hundred goals in this life, and he has to rely on his ancestors to burn high incense."
Post-match press conference.
"The performance of the Real Madrid team today is indeed very iron-blooded, just the lethal flying tackle tactics, only for Dr.
Ye alone used seventeen or eighteen times, and the representative of the iron-blooded spirit of the Real Madrid team, Captain Ramos, himself vomited blood and was stunned on the field.
But the Real Madrid team was beaten by others who scored 10 goals and ate a zero egg, oh, it was the Real Madrid team that scored 8 goals by themselves but was beaten by others with a humiliating score of 0:10, how do you feel about this as the head coach of the Real Madrid team" "Football is round, anything can happen, the thirteen states of North America back then were just a shelter for a bunch of hooligans, but a group of human scum that we don't want in Europe have not yet established the most civilized and powerful American football in the world today."
"President Florentino strongly advocated the introduction of Dr.
Ye this summer, but you threatened to resign in the end, but today Dr.
Ye led Valladolid to ten goals against Real Madrid, how do you feel about this?"
"I think that after the Olympics, there are not ten well-known teams that want to introduce Dr.
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