"Thank you, Boss, for your mercy.
"Luck, it's just luck, this luck can hit a bird when you hit a plane, it's too strange, hehe" Ye Feng casually played a haha and perfunctory Messi, and then took his friends home.
After the first two rounds of the World Cup group stage, Dr.
Yip's name was just quietly in an inconspicuous corner on the scorer list.
There is no way, the goals of this World Cup came very early, and the first one was shocked by a certain World Cup star who scored 5 goals, and Pele, the king of the ball who re-emerged from the rivers and lakes, scored four goals and could only rank third.
The second place is still a little-known rookie, the same four goals, but the king of the ball Pele brushed a penalty, but the rookie is a real four goals, and the king of the ball can only succumb to it.
There are as many as five rookie veterans who have scored three goals in two games, which makes Manadona, who only scored two goals, along with Messi and Dr.
Ye, all of them be squeezed to the back.
Post-match news.
With three own goals in the half, Maradona, the king of the first generation, was beaten by the Huáguo team led by Dr.
Ye and fled Fortunately, a finger erected by Maradona before the game failed to trigger a Real Madrid-style tragedy, and the Oriental Witchcraft lost its former power after completing the curse on the ball king's oolong hat.
Argentina has to thank Messi for dutifully being Dr.
Ye's younger brother for a season, and Dr.
Ye seems to have seen the little flea's affection and terminated his oriental witchcraft in advance, allowing Argentina to avoid a ten-goal fiasco.
New World Footballer of the Year and Ballon d'Or winner Dr.
Yip is already exhausted "It took two games to hit two blind balloons, and Dr.
Yip, who is recognized as the world's No. 1 player in football, failed in the first two rounds of the World Cup.
It can be seen that no matter how good the talent is, it can't be squandered, and Dr.
Ye, who has not participated in professional training for two consecutive seasons since his debut, has seen a meteor-like drop in his football skills, and is likely to become the brightest meteor in the history of football."
Mourinho said: Now the judges are a bunch of fools and blind people Dr.
Yip's performance of 22 people in a row has fully proved to the world that he is playing ball purely to amuse and play as he pleases, but some conceited and clever experts have turned a blind eye to this, and in order to use the fallacy of sensationalism to earn a little more newspaper sales or website traffic, they have ingeniously come up with the strange theory that Dr.
Yip's ball skills have fallen meteor-like For the sake of a job, can you be so shameless and blind?"
The match between Huáguo and Croatia in Group A of the World Cup group stage has already begun.
The game is over.
The Croatian team, which was already de facto out of the game and had no intention of fighting, was defeated by the Huáguo team led by Dr.
Ye, and it was miserable to see, losing ten goals and staging the biggest rout since the start of this World Cup.
In this game, Dr.
Ye teamed up with Li Yun, the first striker of the huáguo team, and scored five goals with his head and feet, and ten goals for the Croatian team.
The match between Italy and Argentina at the same time is very much in line with the historical records of both teams.
The veteran Italian team, who tried their best, failed to use the strongest Italian-style defensive chain in history to lock the Argentine team, which was also a veteran, and the Argentine team led by the football king Maradona bombarded indiscriminately, and finally lost with a score of 2:5.
Among them, the god of war Batistuta scored twice in the game, and the little flea Messi scored a hat-trick in the World Cup for the first time in his life.
Maradona contributed two assists, and gave full play to the king-level skills, clarified and highly sublimated the historical stubbornness of the Argentine team's historical midfield blockage, and played a good role in opening up the huáguo-style martial arts skills of the second vein of Ren Du.
After all the group stages are over, in Group A of the Group of Death, the Huáguo team won all three games and accumulated nine points, and the group topped the group.
Argentina finished second in the group with a record of 6 points from three games, two wins and one loss.
After the group stage, on the World Cup scorer list, Dr.
Ye climbed sharply to the first place with a record of 7 goals, the second is Pele, the king of 6 goals, and Li Yun, the first striker of the Huáguo team, has tied for third with Messi, Batistuta and other as many as five people with a record of 5 goals in the last game.
This World Cup is really the most offensive World Cup ever.
Post-match news.
The first talent in the history of football has fallen into a star-like fall "Dr.
Ye, the first man in football who once scored goals like mustard and could slaughter Barcelona with 20 goals in a game, has now degenerated into the embarrassing situation of relying on weak teams to compete for the scorer list.
Is this the fall of angels or the sorrow of football, this is the punishment of slackness, or the negative teaching material of God's reward for hard work, and in the history of football, another bloody lesson has been added to Zhongyong" Jose Mourinho: The mouth grows in their butt groove, whatever they say "Whatever they may say, they can describe the misfall of a ju into the water as the martyrdom of a chaste martyr in rebellion against the oppression of bàozhèng; Anyway, they can glorify a madman who kills millions of innocent people into a saint who wants to transform the whole world; Anyway, they can turn a pig yy into a fallen son and a chicken as a fènghuáng with shedding hair Whatever they say, I'll assume they're farting."
Bailey: Dr.
Yip's level, alas "The feat of passing twenty-two people in a row is indeed fantastic, but it is like sleeping twenty-two times in a row, and the only son born in the end is surnamed Wang next door, and this result, alas I think Dr.
Ye needs to be more pragmatic in playing football, just scoring a goal, why does it take so much effort to do so many people Football is a men's sport that pays attention to efficiency and kills, and there is nothing to be gained from an overly fancy performance that can be achieved by fighting the screams of ignorant girls What's more, the result of spending most of the day performing only made others enter an oolong in the end, which is inefficient and too depressing."
Zidane: Compared with Dr.
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Ye, Pele and Maradona, the two scumbags, do not deserve to be called the king of the ball at all "Dr.
Ye's ball skills, to paraphrase an oriental mythology, are: he has become an immortal The trick I'm known for is the Marseille slalom, and I'm proud of being able to occasionally beat one or two people in a race.
I can't imagine the extent to which I can run around the court with the ball as I want, and pass every player on the opposing side twice on average, whether it is a fairy in Eastern legends or a god in Western legends If the king of the ball is defined as the ultimate level of football, then in my opinion, under the high reference of Dr.
Ye, the former football kings Pele and Maradona, should have a little bit of their own self-knowledge" leveling madness: