"It's not our family. ," the little girl said in a low voice, "but because our housewife is born like a maid, and the countrymen come, those talented people look down on our family xiaojie and disdain to be a flower messenger for our family xiaojie." ” Ah Ye Feng suddenly sighed: No wonder this girl is really good to her brother, it turns out that we are relatives in the countryside, this is called gathering like things.
Ye Feng sighed with emotion, and glanced at a poem that Ye Yu had already finished, but after a glance, he immediately looked confused.
The title of this poetry meeting is to describe the spring rain, but the poem should have the charm of tea or wine, which is the best at integrating into the poem.
Ye Yu's poem is written like this: Today it is raining in spring, and a big bucket is coming; He made the water into wine, and drank it and smoked it.
Obviously, this girl knew that she couldn't write poetry well, so she simply exposed herself and broke a boring limerick poem.
"Alas" After Ye Feng sighed, he picked up the pen on Ye Yu's desk and immediately waved a song for her.
"Good Words" After Ye Feng finished writing, Ye Yu glanced at the paper and immediately praised it.
Khan, this is the golden section accurately calculated by computer typesetting, large printing, its image, can it be bad In the Tiannan Fu Oiran Competition, the number of places in Fucheng is three, and the selection of these three places is determined by the last poem of the selection competition.
In other words, among all the xiaojie present, whoever can rank in the top three poems will represent the beauties of the prefecture and participate in the Oiran Contest in Tiannan Mansion.
Then why did Ye Yu invite Ye Feng to participate in the poetry meeting before, and the ugly girl was allowed to participate in the poetry meeting without going through the previous selection, isn't this a violation No violation, as long as you receive an invitation, anyone can participate in the poetry club, but you will not be selected to participate in the Oiran Contest, which is called increasing popularity.
A pillar of divine incense had just been lit, and a few old masters suddenly walked out of the flowers, and everyone tacitly handed their final poems to these old masters.
It turned out that these old masters were the judges who were specially responsible for scoring in this poetry competition.
"Qin Xianglian, seven points" "Mu Guilan, five points" "Ye Mei, 95 points" After this report, the four xiaojie of the City Lord's Mansion immediately raised their arrogant necks, and their expressions were like peacocks on the screen.
"Wow, Sixiaojie's poetry is indeed extraordinary, and he actually got such a high score of 9.5 points" The quite clever little girl next to her immediately said with envy.
When Ye Feng heard this, he also sighed with emotion: "The total score of ten points can get 95 points, which is really good." ” "What is the total score of ten points" Who knew that the little girl next to her immediately corrected, "Ye Gongzi is mistaken, the total score of the poetry competition is 100 points." ” When Ye Feng heard this, he immediately looked confused: Damn, the vision of these bad old men is inevitably too high, so many talented and talented women have worked together to create original works, but until now, there is no original song that can break through ten points "Ye Lan, 97 points" As soon as this score was reported, the three xiaojie of the City Lord's Mansion immediately raised his fist and shouted "yes", which made the leveling madman particularly sad: Niu, my brother still hid in the toilet for half a day after scoring 12 points in the English test and didn't dare to come out to meet people, your mentality is really optimistic enough, a veritable big heart.
"Ye Xiang, 99 points" "Thank you to the heavens, thank the earth, thank you for the cultivation of my father and my mother's love" Xiaojie, the second xiaojie of the city lord's mansion, who has achieved the highest score of 99 points in the poetry competition so far, was particularly excited and incoherently thanked the parents of heaven and earth, the teacher, relatives, friends and fox friends and dog friends, and finally calmed down the overly excited mood because of the relatively high score.
"Twist Chicken" When the referee read this, his brows furrowed fiercely, and he looked at the audience and said, "Nonsense, nonsense, who is called Mahua Chicken, please stand up" The ugly girl next to Ye Feng immediately got up and said, "I'll be called Mahua Chicken" After the referee glanced at the ugly girl, he suddenly felt that the name was quite appropriate to the image in front of him, and it didn't seem like he was messing around, so he said to the ugly girl with a kind face: "You are really not fooling around, your father and mother really named you Twist Chicken, why did they name you Twist Chicken?"
The ugly girl immediately replied: "We countrymen like to name our children Gouyu, Niu Wa, Ergouzi and other cheap names, it is said that it is easy to feed, my father's surname is Ma, so he gave his daughter a name of twist chicken." ” "Oh, it turns out that you came from a natural and simple country, rare, rare" The referee picked up a roll and read it aloud, "Twist chicken, 100 points" One hundred out of 100 The sons Xiaojie, who had laughed at the name of the ugly girl twist chicken, suddenly all looked at her with a shocked face, and there was no contempt in their eyes.
There is no way, these old masters who were invited to be referees are all the most famous literary giants in Tiannan Mansion.
It is said that they only gave a passing score of 60 points for their most proud works, and even the proud works of the first genius with the most famous poems in the Divine Dynasty only gave 85 points.
This ugly girl who calls herself a twist chicken, in terms of poetry alone, actually covers the entire Nanwuzhou.
The referee then read out the ugly girl's original poem by Nan Wuzhou.
As soon as the poem was read, even Ye Feng, a rough embryo lacking literary cells, was deeply infected by the artistic conception in it, only the ignorant Nezha made a big fart and burned a large area of flowers and plants in the garden.
There is no way, this ugly girl actually dares to shamelessly usurp the throne to be his mother, can Nezha not kill her majesty "Alas, the peerless double pride, I didn't expect that this small Tiannan Mansion actually produced a pair of peerless double arrogance that crowned the God Dynasty."
The referee picked up the last shijuàn and said with emotion, "Ye Yu, one hundred points" yes "Impossible" When the princes were confused, Ye Mei, the fourth child of the City Lord's Mansion, got up and said, "What kind of poet is my eldest sister, as we all know, even the limerick poems are boring, how can she write poems that cover the Divine Dynasty?"
"I didn't write it" Ye Yu immediately got up and said, "Brother Feng wrote it for me." ” "It's just him, a little hillbilly who can't see the light" City Lord's Mansion Sanxiao Ye Lan glared at Ye Feng and said with disdain, "It must have been copied from nowhere." ” "Yes, yes, yes, it's copied."
Ye Feng immediately got up and said nonsense, "One day I bumped into an old beggar who was about to starve to death on the street, and I was kind enough to stuff him with a big steamed bun, so he gave me a poem. ” "And what about the old beggar," the referee said with a smirk.
"It's a pity that I did bad things with good intentions."
Ye Feng said nonsense, "He was too hungry, and he choked to death by that big steamed bun":