"Guess what, I'll get you in anyway.
After getting the map of the ancient secret realm of Amitabha Buddha, when Ye Feng was in a good mood, he walked into the study and prepared to sing a song on the piano to express his mind, but after entering, he immediately looked confused.
"Xianggong, this is Lord Bo Gou, the lord of the Han Palace, he said that he has confidential matters to discuss with you, so I will lead him to your study, and the task of the concubine is completed, so I will retire."
After saying a thousand blessings, the twisted chicken floated away, leaving behind a middle-aged scribe with a triangular beard.
"Ye Feng, swear allegiance to His Majesty King Han, this is the only way for your family to live."
The middle-aged scribe threw an object like a bone to a wild dog on the side of the road, and said proudly.
Yellow table paper, and seeing the yellow table paper, Ye Feng was stunned on the spot: How can this god realm's technology of collecting dog minions be so old-fashioned.
Regarding Lord Gou's intention and arrogance, Ye Feng quite understood.
Obviously, King Lu is going to be defeated, the world is about to be decided, and some guys who think they have mastered a nuclear-level winning weapon are going to jump out and pick peaches. syllable Ye Feng slapped the arrogant stupid head melon seed represented by the Han King into a rotten watermelon, and then said extremely indignantly: "Come on, immediately drag this guy out to feed the dog, and drag it to the door of the Han King's Mansion to feed." this This is not only the arrogance of Generalissimo Ye, but also the deterrence of Generalissimo Ye's whims, and it is also a warning to the little emperor.
On the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, the whole country celebrated, the new dynasty was about to change the yuan calendar, and the first year of Shenwu was coming, and the Son of Heaven gave each of the people of the whole country a bag of divine rice, two pounds of meat, and amnesty to the world.
On the evening of the thirtieth night of the Chinese New Year's Eve, Ye Feng hung an ugly ugly around his neck, a twisted chicken held Xiao Tiantian, and Shu Gongzi held Nezha in his arms and entered the palace compound early.
"Ye Fuzi, where did you get so much anger?"
Wen Xiang, who entered the royal banquet hall earlier, pulled Ye Feng's family to his table, grabbed him and whispered, "Kill a dog and bury it quietly, why do you still throw it at the door of the owner to block your heart, all the princes and princes have participated in your cruel and tyrannical notebooks are piled up on the desk of the saint, and the saint is very big." ” "Someone who is so naïve that I was asked to swear allegiance to him."
Ye Feng smiled, "No, it's not enough to wake up some guys' overly naïve dreams." ” When Zhuge Mu heard this, his expression suddenly froze, the charm of this Ninety-Five Venerable would be so big that it made people think of Crazy Ruosi "Come, you are the generalissimo, and you should sit in the main seat."
Zhuge Mu pulled Ye Feng towards the main seat of this table.
With Ye Feng's current status, he should indeed sit in the main position, and after routinely giving in three times, it would not be polite to be humble, but hypocritical.
Ye Feng then humbly gave in three times, and sat on the main seat, but to Ye Feng's surprise, after Zhuge Mu actually glanced at Princess Yunzhou again, Princess Yunzhou actually sat down on his right side and acted as a guest.
The princess should be a guest or the normal etiquette of the royal family respecting their merits, Ye Feng didn't think much about it.
After Ye Feng and Princess Yunzhou sat down, Zhuge Mu sat opposite Ye Feng with a butt, while the twist chicken held Xiao Tiantian, and of course sat on Ye Feng's left side.
After the twist chicken also sat down, Shu Gongzi took Nezha and casually chose a seat not far away and sat down.
"Well, open your mouth" After all the people were seated, the children of Ye Feng's family actually began to eat and drink unscrupulously, Ye Feng first took a date, and kissed the ugly forehead with great love, and then fed the date into her little mouth.
After eating a few dates in a row, the ugly ugly face was dissatisfied.
"Oh, it's too greasy to eat too much sweet, change it to salty."
Ye Feng immediately picked up a dragon ginseng chicken wing and stuffed it into her small mouth.
"Dad, I want to eat glutinous rice cakes" Nezha looked at the plate of glutinous rice cakes in front of his father's eyes, drooling.
"You don't have long hands yourself, take it yourself" Ye Feng fed the ugly with a concentrated face, and said impatiently to Nezha.
I haven't served anyone at all, and when Shu Gongzi, who had just reacted, was about to help Nezha coerce the glutinous rice cake, who knew that the princess of Yunzhou had already stuffed a piece of glutinous rice cake into Nezha's small mouth, and then hugged Nezha's whole person.
After sitting in the arms of the fragrant beauty, Nezha chewed the glutinous rice cake while staring angrily at the ugliness of one person who occupied the entire father, which made everyone laugh.
Princess Yunzhou kissed Nezha's bulging little face a few times with great affection, and said to Ye Feng puzzled: "You seem to have a special preference for your little pet beast."
"Who said it was a little pet beast, it's my baby daughter who is full of real gold."
Ye Feng concentrated on feeding the ugly and ugly, and said, "The tradition of our hometown is that daughters should be raised expensively, and sons should be raised cheaply.
What's more, this son is still very disobedient, he likes to sell his father at every turn, and he also recognizes his mother casually, it is an obligation to raise him, and there is no way to spoil him" "Mom" Nezha heard this, and immediately glared at Princess Yunzhou angrily and said, "I want to eat dates" This cheating daddy's baby is really a report from the world When Ye Feng was shocked, he saw that Princess Yunzhou was not only annoyed, but also served Nezha in his arms extremely diligently, look, this is the natural advantage of a beautiful baby. is ugly like her own heart, except that she hurts her with the equally ugly twist chicken, in the eyes of others, she is ignored by dogs, and at most she is coaxed politely.
Ye Feng, who had a weak face, glanced at Zhuge Mu again, but saw that Zhuge Mu's demeanor was as usual, and he didn't have any different colors.
Good mood, my son has called her mother, you can still sit still, admire, admire "Little bastard, my royal brother hasn't come yet, you just start eating first, you really don't have the rules of being a courtier" Princess Taiping came, and as soon as she came in, she saw Ye Feng's family who were eating and drinking, and after rushing over and yelling, she said, "I want deer antler Zhen, quickly feed me a piece." ” "Your Royal Highness Princess, don't you see that I'm feeding the baby?"
Ye Feng suddenly glared at Princess Taiping and said, "The world is big, and the duty of raising infants and young children is the greatest, infants and young children eat, drink and lazar, there are no taboos, and the etiquette is not restricted, but you and I are Your Majesty's courtiers, Your Majesty has not moved chopsticks yet, how can you eat first and don't understand the rules" "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, please feel free, please feel free."
The new emperor Long Yi followed his sister's ass into the royal banquet hall, and happened to hear this sentence, so he casually went to a table and picked up a pair of chopsticks, and took a green vegetable and stuffed it into his mouth, indicating that the banquet had begun.
Long Yu was so angry by Ye Feng's lesson just now, seeing this, the princess of Yunzhou next to her was quite obedient and moved Nezha to the side, Long Yu really sat down, stuck to Ye Feng's side, and squeezed into their table
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