"She's really a child," Long Yu asked incredulously incredulously as little Doudou stared at the little Doudou who looked like a dice.
"It's true," Ye Feng said seriously, "so in our family, Doudou is the biggest, the children are the second, and the girls are the third." ” "What about you" Long Yu glared at Ye Feng and said, "Little bastard, how old are you?"
"I don't care."
Ye Feng said with a teasing expression, "In a matrilineal clan society, adult males do not have status. ” Of course, the girls didn't believe Ye Daxia's nonsense at all, but they all understood a truth at the same time, that is, in this family, Doudou is the number one authority figure that cannot be offended.
As for Ye Daxia himself, there is no such thing as being offended, and he has no temper at all towards everyone.
"Who is that, what are you eating?"
After letting a rough little girl become the supreme queen mother in the family, Long Yu, who was really depressed, immediately took out a big roast chicken to vent her anger, who knew that she was biting and biting, but she saw a pair of puppies staring at the big eyes of flesh and bones, and she was looking at herself pitifully.
"If you want to eat, if you want to eat, call your big sister to listen."
Long Yu shook it proudly with a roast chicken and teasing a puppy, with a sense of revenge.
"Big sister" Doudou's voice is particularly kind and sweet.
Ye Feng on the side immediately looked confused: he was really a little girl who was only five and a half years old.
Obviously, the mind of an intelligent creature is determined by physiology, not by how many years it has actually lived, and that her biological age is that of a child, and her mind is just a child.
Just like a three-year-old sow can already be a very patient nurse, but a three-year-old person is so naïve that she is still rolling on the ground and asking her father for sesame candy, and a hundred-year-old turtle still doesn't understand anything.
Hahaha, she is really just a five-and-a-half-year-old girl, Long Yu immediately stuffed the roast chicken into Doudou's mouth with a proud face, and said proudly: The little bastard spoils the child the most, she is the eldest child in the family, and the little bastard spoils her the most, of course, what is the strength of a big girl's family with a small girl But "Big sister, I want a roast chicken" "Big sister, another roast chicken" "Big sister, why haven't you come to roast the chicken after waiting for a long time?"
"It's gone, Doudou, it's really gone" Half a day later, Long Yu looked at his half-empty storage bag, and said with a bitter face: This big sister can't be anymore, and if she continues to be a big girl, she will go bankrupt, what a scary super rice bucket "No, you let me call you a big sister, bring it" Doudou, who had just eaten the flavor, immediately pounced on Long Yu like a vicious tiger predator Look, this is the inferior root of children's nature, children with ordinary force will grab with children, if there are no children to grab and ask adults to grab the sky, if the force value can directly k adults, the world is dangerous Children's demand for material desires, there is not much rationality at all, especially hungry children for food.
Fortunately, Doudou's IQ is quite superior to that of ordinary children, and after eating up the whole storage bag of delicacies that he snatched, he held the food of the long stream of water, and did not continue to grab the dragon rain, but turned to Li Mochou, and said very kindly: "Big sister, a big roast chicken, bring it."
Ah Li Mochou looked confused, and said angrily: "Doudou, you still have to be shameless" "You are stupid, as long as the baby eats shamelessly, the baby who wants to eat the face is either precocious or has a loss of appetite and is sick."
Long Yu pulled Li Mochou over and said in a low voice, "Give it to her quickly, this young child is ruthless and not easy to mess with, if you don't give it to her, you will suffer a big loss." ” Ah Li Mochou thought about the past that had been painful, and immediately threw the entire food storage bag to Doudou in a panic, and after Doudou took the storage bag, he immediately ate and drank with a proud face.
"I finally know that the captain of the pirate ship is ugly and ugly, who taught it" Li Mochou pulled Long Yu in fear and whispered in her ear, "Doudou must be ugly and ugly's own mother" Half an hour later.
"Big sister" Doudou looked at Long Xia very kindly.
"Ah Doudou, you have eaten tens of thousands of catties of snacks, why haven't you eaten enough" Long Xia, who was never used to storing snacks, said in a panic, "No, Doudou, I really don't have it." ” "No, what sister do you want me to call you, hammer and kill the fox spirits of the heavens" "Wronged, Doudou, I didn't let you call it, you called it yourself" "Call the big sister to have a big roast chicken to eat, this is your sister's rule, if you want to reason, you find your sister to reason, this Doudou never loses money in business, this big sister must let you pay the capital to hammer and kill the fox spirit of the heavens" "Help, Ye Daxia, help" "Stop" Ye Feng, who was ruthless, immediately stopped Doudou's bàoxg, then stuffed Doudou with a storage bag, glared at her and said, "Doudou, come to my brother when you are hungry in the future, don't rob them of anything to eat." ” "Brother Feng, Doudou won't rob them in the future, but what do they have to eat, Doudou will beg them, okay" After Doudou took the storage bag, he looked at Brother Feng and said with a pitiful face.
Ah Ye Feng looked distressed, thought about it and said: "Okay, but you have to set a standard price, for example, call a big sister, the price is a chicken leg."
It is necessary to trade fairly, not to bully the market, not to force the purchase and sale, if there is any business dispute, you must find the parents to solve it, and it is not allowed to fight privately, let alone lynching.
This is the house rule of our family."
From now on "Come, Doudou, call a good sister to listen and give you a big grape to eat" "Come, Doudou, call a good sister to listen and give you a big chicken leg to eat" Gradually, the direction of the trading wind has changed somewhat "Come, Doudou, pour a cup of tea for my sister, and my sister will give you a big grape to eat."
"Come, Doudou, pinch my sister's back and pinch my shoulder, and my sister will give you a big roast chicken to eat."
"Come, Doudou, help my sister make a thousand catties of refined iron, and my sister will give you ten big steamed buns to eat."
In the end, Doudou, who was always hungry and exceptionally delicious, became the most popular pet, maid and worker in the family, and finally realized the correct value of his life.
On August 15, the Mid-Autumn Festival, the big sisters took Doudou to buy mooncakes on the street and go shopping.
"Niu, give my brother a smile, and my brother will reward you for going to Chunhualou to drink" Everyone was strolling around, a beautifully dressed boy, exuding a chilling, great grandmaster's atmosphere, shaking a paper fan, walked up to Long Xia, and said with a fēngso face. rumble Before Long Xia could react, Doudou immediately rushed forward and blasted this fēngso's son into outer space with a punch, turning him into an artificial satellite.
Mom, what a powerful little girl The surrounding melon-eating crowd was suddenly frightened and scattered
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