Heavenly remnants When Ye Feng heard this, he was immediately stunned, and blurted out: "Master, do you still have a junior brother called Di Shortage?"
"There is indeed a shortage of land.
Tianwan glared at Ye Feng and said, "But it's not your uncle and uncle, but the lower body of the teacher, when I named myself Tiandi for the teacher, Nuwa Niangniang thought that my name was too arrogant, so I cut off my lower body to make up for the sky, so my upper body became a heavenly remnant, and the lower body became a lack of ground, understand?"
When Tianqi said this, he lifted his robe, Ye Feng and the others were all shocked, oh my God, the master's waist and abdomen were gone, and he turned out to be a half-cut person.
"Disciples, in the Tianyan Sect, except for the master, you are the biggest, so except for the master, you don't need to listen to anyone's words, you don't need to smell anyone's fart, you are all their ancestors, understand.
Ugly, Nezha, red beans and mung beans, from today on, you are the second generation of disciples of our Tianyan Sect, referred to as the second generation of Tianyan, I will calculate your generation, ah, oh, I can't count it, according to the generation, they are definitely all their ancestors.
Okay, now that your family is all the big and small ancestors of the Tianyan Sect, it can be seen that the master worships well and stands tall, I am really envious. ” Tianyan said, straightened the corners of his clothes and said: "As the saying goes, if you don't teach, your father's fault, you don't teach strictly, and your teacher is lazy.
Ye Feng, you ran too fast, you rushed more fiercely than a dog snatching, although the Dao Heart was pulled quite high due to coincidence, it was high but not wide, deep but not broad, what problems would this cause This will lead to committing two, if you are not careful, you will be sold by other people's rhetoric and are still counting money for others, you need to know that the heart demon scripture is not omnipotent, and the master can behave in front of you more than your own father hurts you more, you go to reincarnation three lives first. ” When Tian Remnant said this, he stretched out his hand and summoned the reincarnation mirror from Ye Feng's body, and then stretched out his hand to put a little on the reincarnation mirror.
"Nurse hasn't seen you for a long time, I really miss it, Jingjing has prepared a complete reincarnation package for you for thirty-six days, Sansheng III, come in" "Ah" Doudou screamed, only to see Jing Lingjing's small mouth suddenly open like a prehistoric monster, and swallowed Brother Feng's whole person in one bite.
"What the hell is called?"
Tianyan glared at Doudou and said, "He just went to the virtual world to play online games in person, and this online game that the teacher helped you improve is 100% simulated from the real world, and has created a virtual technology of fighting monsters with real bodies, compared to the set of things you fooled around on the earth, it is really the difference between cabbage tofu and shit." ” "I don't go in, I don't want to go in" Doudou shrank his body behind Xiao Tiantian's ass in fear, afraid of life.
"Who wants you to go in" Tianyan glared at Doudou and said, "Some of your teachers are shrewd people, they don't need you to use your brain, you just need to fight hard."
But you eat and drink all day long, and you have a stomach full of garbage, and you really need to lose weight. ” "You are talking nonsense" Doudou was afraid of life, "Ben Doudou is now less than thirty pounds, why do you need to lose weight, and the weight gain is almost the same." ” "If I say yes, I definitely need it" Tianyan glared at Doudou, particularly domineering, "The way to lose weight is to starve for three days" "Who dares to starve Ben Doudou's rice, Ben Doudou will kill his whole family" Doudou screamed hysterically when he heard that he was going to be hungry for three days.
"It's a big rebellion, the stupid donkey can't be taught, and the punishment will be reduced and punished for a total of thirty days" Tianyan was furious, and shook out a birdcage with his right hand, and then shook the cage, and then shook Doudou into the birdcage, and then shook the birdcage casually.
With a bang, Doudou was locked in a bird cage and hung on a hundred-foot tall tree, shouting to the sky and grabbing the ground and tossing in every possible way, but he could not escape from the bird cage that was only made of green bamboo branches.
Everyone looked at the beans who were crying out for the sky and grabbing the ground on the big tree, and their scalps were all frightened.
"Britney" Tianzhu glanced at Doudou who was shouting on the big tree, turned to Britney, and called out with a friendly face.
"Britney, don't be hungry," Britney was afraid.
"You don't eat miscellaneous, you don't need to detoxify."
Tianyan looked at Xiao Tian Tian and said, "But you are a prodigy born in the fairy world, born with malnutrition, and need to replenish your body. ” "I don't want injections, Britney doesn't want injections" Britney, who had seen the tragedy of children on the earth, was so frightened that she turned around and ran away with two little short legs, but was stretched out by the heavenly remnant and shook to the edge of a huge beehive, and was firmly tied to the branch above the hive.
Buzz A bumblebee the size of a calf flew under Britney's ass in a buzzing voice, and then in Britney's terrified gaze, an extra-large tail needle stretched out and pierced Britney's buttocks.
"Woo woo wow" Xiao Tiantian screamed in pain, and everyone saw that their scalps were numb.
"Ugly, you are the same as Britney, you are also congenitally malnourished and need to be replenished."
Glancing at Xiao Tiantian, who was full of tears and snot, Tianzhu stretched out his hand and shook the ugly ugly into his palm.
When everyone heard this, they all turned their sympathetic eyes to the ugly: the eldest patriarch had offended Tianyanzong down there, and this old man finally seized the opportunity to take revenge on everyone.
"Master, do you want an injection?"
said with a happy face, "Hurry, hurry, give an injection to Ugly, Ugly likes injections the most, and there is no need to tie it at all." ” Ah, everyone is collectively confused.
There's no way, Ugly Chou was just born, and he was deceived by the leveling maniac into taking a beauty and blood exchange injection, and the leveling maniac is skilled in injections, and it doesn't hurt at all.
"Good boy, it's so brave," Tianchou said after extending his thumb to the ugly, "However, you are different from your little aunt, what you lack is not the same thing, so the treatment is also different."
What you lack is the congenital dragon yuan, the most effective way to make up for the congenital dragon yuan is steaming, just like steaming steamed buns, the heat hits, the 108,000 pores of your body will be dilated, and then the dragon yuan vapor will penetrate evenly from your 108,000 pores, which can make up for your congenital deficiency in the most balanced and effective way, the course of treatment is: one month" The ugly pair of eyes suddenly stared at the boss, the more he listened, the more frightened he became, and he screamed in horror until the end: "Don't steam steamed buns ugly, don't be steamed as steamed buns, Shigong, ugly meat is sour and smelly, it's really not delicious."
Sou With a flick of the day, he threw the ugly ugly into a large transparent steamer, and then there was a bang, and a raging fire broke out under the boiler: