"Woo Woo T A big dog covered with dandelions and a particularly funny and eccentric image kept yelling at Ye Feng, Ye Feng carefully sensed the breath of the big dog, but then he looked confused: it was actually completely mundane, without a little avenue ability.
Your sister, this is obviously the thirty-fifth heaven of the god realm, how can there still be a mundane bazaar, and this makes this mad demon play monster training happily "Are you the legendary god?"
An extraordinarily beautiful girl about sixteen years old, with skin like clotted fat, and a long head full of seaweed, appeared in front of Ye Feng, looking at Ye Feng, with a look of surprise, and in the surprise, there was also a faint instinctive reverence for the gods and inexplicable excitement.
Ye Feng was stunned for a moment, and after sensing the girl's breath, he found that this girl was actually a genuine mortal, and it was over, this was indeed a genuine mortal world.
This is the human language of another dimension that the outside world never leads, and the leveling madman can understand it For the Great Dao World, language has never been an obstacle to communication, and monks with divine sense, as long as they casually sense each other's thoughts, they can understand each other's language in seconds from the logic of each other's thoughts.
"Beautiful and lovely girl, I am the legendary Aladdin's magic lamp, and every lucky person who can meet me, I can fulfill her three wishes in life."
Ye Feng looked narrow, shook out an oil lamp, and said to the girl, "Make a wish on it, you have three chances in your life, think about it and then make a promise, it can change your fate." ” "Ah, there is such a god," the girl immediately said with a happy face, "Susu's first wish is: I want to change my hairstyle to a pineapple head and become the coolest and most dazzling beautiful girl in the village" Ah Ye Feng immediately looked confused, and after being stunned for a long time, in the suspicious eyes of the girl who is becoming more and more a big liar, he began to sense the laws of this world, analyze the laws of the composition of life in this world, and then carefully sense the life breath of the girl herself, and then casually put his hand towards the girl's forehead "Yesu Su finally has the coolest and most dazzling pineapple head I've always dreamed of, and the next time Tintin dares to prick my face with her thorny head, I'll just use the pineapple head to hit her ass, hahaha" Su Su, who had a big pineapple on her head, said with great joy.
Ah, this girl changed her pineapple head, it turned out to be to facilitate fighting with others, Ye Feng looked at this extremely naughty and innocent girl with a confused face.
"Hehehehe, it turns out that you are really a god."
Su Su looked at Ye Feng, and after a look of admiration, he said again, "But you have been grinding for most of the day to barely fulfill Su Su's first wish, it seems that your mana is not strong enough, probably just a little god who has just come out of the school."
Dear little god, please help Su Su fulfill her second wish, okay Su Su's second wish is: I hope that a peach tree can grow on my ass to make a tail, preferably the kind of fast-growing type, you can pick peaches in a month, if it is the kind of fragrant, sweet and juicy best peach. ” Ah in the face of Miss Susu's extraordinarily absurd wish, Ye Feng said with a bitter face: "Beauty, do you want to change it to a more realistic and more helpful wish in your life, for example, you have a large amount of money that you can't spend in your lifetime." ” "What kind of thing is money?"
When Su Su heard this, he immediately looked puzzled and said, "Why do you have money, what can you do with money, you can't help Su Su because you don't have enough mana."
It doesn't matter, if you don't have enough ability, Su Su won't blame you, after all, no one is omnipotent, and Su Su himself is also very incompetent, so he understands the god who has no ability, because we are also despised and sympathetic imbeciles. ” yes When Ye Feng heard this, he immediately felt extremely aggrieved and said: "Don't you want to spend money on buying things, girl, let me tell you, you are still too young and naïve, and you haven't understood the benefits of money.
Don't you want to live in a beautiful big house, don't you want to wear beautiful flowers, don't you want to marry a beautiful groom, take 10,000 steps back and say, without money, you can't even eat?
” When Su Su heard this, he immediately looked at Ye Feng with idiot eyes, and said with a sympathetic expression: "It's a fool who knows that except for the day when the sun goes out, the most worrying problem in this world is the problem of eating."
Even the green-skinned people, who can not produce any agricultural and sideline products, will not starve to death as long as they bask in the sun and drink more water every day.
Let me tell you this, Su Su's mother's chest can produce cotton, and Su Su's father is the most capable, he can grow sugarcane in his right hand, plantain in his right hand, rice on his head, and pumpkins on his buttocks.
Also, Su Su's sister's chest can produce strawberries, her face can produce apples, and Su Su's younger brother can also produce big watermelons on his navel Hey, what are you talking about the house, what is it for?"
Ah Ye Feng listened and listened, and suddenly gradually understood something: Your sister, Lao Tzu actually met a family of vegetative people who can produce and sell their own real gold, plants grow by the sun, build a house and lock yourself up, isn't it self-isolation from the sun They really don't need to live in a nice big house.
After Ye Feng figured out that money was indeed a useless thing for Miss Su Su, he pointed at Miss Su Su's buttocks, only to hear a whoosh, and a tall branch suddenly stretched out from behind Miss Su Su's skirt.
The branches quickly grow leaves and bloom, and then they are full of large peaches, all of which are large and red, and are particularly sweet and attractive.
"Wow, it turns out that you are a real god who is hidden in the depths."
Miss Su Su immediately looked at Ye Feng with great admiration and said, "I can't wait to make one last wish now, Su Su's last wish in life is: Su Su wants to marry you, a handsome and modest god, as a divine concubine."
Hey, great god, you said that you wanted to fulfill Su Su's three life wishes, you can't surrender yourself to your godhead and break your promise in front of Su Su."
Ah, this is really a sin, it can still be forgiven, it is a sin, and it becomes shǎbi, I have nothing to do with teasing other little girls Ye Feng was extremely hard, and suddenly said nonsense: "It is impossible to combine man and God, Miss Susu, dare to quickly withdraw your own wish that transcends reality, you must know that blasphemy is a mortal sin, and the sky will send a catastrophe to your whole family, it will deprive your father of the right to grow sugar cane in his left hand, plantain in his right hand, rice on the top of his head, and pumpkin on his buttocks; It will deprive your mother's breast of the right to produce cotton; It will deprive your sister of the right to grow strawberries on her breasts and apples on her face; It will deprive your brother of the right to grow a watermelon in his navel; It will eventually take back your previous two wishes that have been realized, so that your family has nothing, hungry and cold" I want to talk about leveling madness with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find a confidant: