"Su Su God, this is really our family's Su Su" A plump and beautiful woman stared at Su Su who was going home, with a look of surprise, and after seeing Ye Feng next to Su Su, she immediately knelt down in panic, and said with five bodies: "O supreme god of sublime and great benevolence and fraternity, thank you for helping Su Su fulfill her wish that she has not been able to fulfill."
Obviously, Su Su's mother is a very shrewd woman, and when she saw Ye Feng, who was not stained with half a flower leaf on her body, she immediately understood the root of her daughter's earth-shaking evolution.
Soon after, a large table of fragrant meals was placed under the noon sun, Ye Feng, as a great god admired by the whole family, was offered high in the most honorable upper seat of the table, and Su Su's family sat down around Ye Feng in turn, trembling to accompany the great god to eat.
After figuring out that the mortals of the plant department produce authentic crops, Ye Feng, who is indeed a little hungry, no longer dislikes these pure natural green foods that grow directly from people, but the master has not moved his chopsticks, and Ye Feng is embarrassed to take his mouth first.
"the kid, why don't you even get a plate of fruit for dinner," the child's father said annoyedly after glancing at the food on the table.
"It's coming, it's coming right away" The child's mother, who was busy making food and had not yet served the table, immediately carried an empty plate, first picked a pineapple from Su Su's head, then picked a few peaches from the peach branch on her back, and picked two large bunches of lychees from her body, and then brought the fruit bowl to a big girl, this big girl is Su Su's sister, Qiuqiu.
Qiuqiu first squeezed his face, and barely squeezed out a few red apples the size of bird eggs like a pimple, Ye Feng's stomach began to churn a little, and then he opened his corset, rubbed it vigorously on his chest, and rubbed a large handful of red strawberries like bath mud, and Ye Feng, who had been stunned on the side, immediately covered his mouth In the end, Su Su's little brother Dongdong opened his belly pocket and picked two fist-sized small watermelons from his navel.
"Great god, eat, this is the most precious red jade sweet potato produced in our village, and even the county magistrate in the county has to buy hundreds of catties from the red jade sister in our village every year."
After Dongdong finished contributing two small watermelons, he immediately picked up two fragrant roasted sweet potatoes from the plate and handed them to Ye Feng, who was sitting high.
A very bad premonition churned in Ye Feng's stomach, this kind of red shape is too familiar, Ye Feng closed his nostrils and asked, "Who is Sister Hongyu in your village, isn't it?"
"It's the one that produced sweet potatoes at the entrance of the village just now."
Su Su on the side said, "This is the freshest red jade sweet potato, which was specially sent to our family by the red jade girl just now." ” "Vomit" Ye Feng immediately rushed out of the dining table, squatted on the ground and vomited, and after vomiting all the old grain overnight, he wiped his mouth clean and returned to the dining table.
"Great God, is it that the food cooked by the folk woman is too unsuitable for your taste" Su Su and his mother looked at Ye Feng and said with a guilty face.
"No, no, no."
Ye Feng had an idea, "Immortals, don't eat fireworks droplets in the world." ” Ahh The child's father immediately slapped his head a few times: "Stupid, I'm so stupid, I have forgotten even this oldest aphorism, forgive your sins, great gods, please forgive your sins, the ignorant people really shouldn't use mundane fireworks to desecrate your pure gods." ” "It's okay, it's okay," Ye Feng said nonsense again, "Although immortals don't eat fireworks in the world, immortals like to watch happy mortals get together and eat happily."
Eat, eat quickly, I'll just watch from the sidelines. ” However, when his whole family was eating, he let the noble god watch from the sidelines, what kind of words did this look like?
The father and mother of the child who are not stupid suddenly had an anxious expression, the gods do not eat the fireworks in the world, so what kind of immortals can't eat nothing, what is the taste of living like that But what do the gods eat, this is really worrying, this is really the hatred of the book when it is used, and it is really a loss of no culture.
"Ah, I know."
Dongdong, who was extremely smart, immediately took out a large handful of things from his own shrine, and presented them to Ye Feng and said, "Immortals eat incense, right?"
The smell of incense suddenly made the mood of wanting to vomit instantly refreshed, Ye Feng took a full sip of a large handful of incense under his nose, the churning in his stomach disappeared, and he suddenly felt refreshed, and finally stopped fainting.
Why is this so funny?
It's not funny, this is exactly the same as the truth of smoking a cigarette after eating too much greasy, and the saying that a cigarette after a meal and a living immortal is actually like this.
Of course, if ordinary people are smoked by such a large handful of incense sticks under their noses, they will be smoked to the point of carbon dioxide poisoning and blackening their own eyes in a few minutes, but Ye Feng is a genuine immortal, and the amount of tobacco eaten by immortals is really beyond the imagination of ordinary people like me.
Ah, how can we be so stupid Su Su's family suddenly lowered their heads in shame: It was really blind that a big family burned incense and worshiped God at home every day, but when the true god came, he almost couldn't even light a stick of incense, but fortunately, our family bumped into a particularly open-minded fairy After the stomach stopped churning, Ye Feng immediately set up an enchantment for himself to shield the incense under his nose, no way, Ye Feng is not a smoker, not because smoking is harmful to health, but in order to save money, he has never smoked and has not developed the bad habit of smoking.
After blocking the smell of fireworks that didn't smell good, Ye Feng pretended to enjoy the incense that their family enshrined under his nose, and at the same time began to chat with the adults in their family, and gradually figured out some basic common sense of this world as he chatted.
This is actually a real mortal world, and the only thing that is not real is these strange plant-based mortals.
"Great God, can you help each of our family fulfill three wishes."
After eating, Dongdong, who looked innocent, immediately pestered Ye Fengdao.
"Don't mess around," the child's father immediately glared at Dongdong and said, "It's already a great blessing for your second sister to be able to get what she wants, don't ask for things that you shouldn't get." ” When Dongdong heard this, he immediately pursed his mouth, as if he was about to cry, and Ye Feng on the side hurriedly said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if I help you realize a few more wishes, it's actually not a hassle for me." ” "O great, noble, and merciful God, thy mercy is appreciated by our whole family."
The child's father said sincerely, "But insatiable greed is really the worst character of human beings, and excessive demands will not bring happiness to oneself, but often bring disaster to oneself."
Even Su Su, the child, I think she has benefited too much, but the great god has blessed her, and we can't ask the great god to take it back, no matter how much blessing there is, it is indeed impossible to take it anymore, and if you accept it again, I am afraid that the moon will be profitable and the moon will be lost, and it will cause trouble."