I saw a boy in a brocade robe and no flowers and leaves on his body, drinking while being surrounded by a group of followers who kept patting flattering sycophants.
Oh my God, in addition to his own family, this world has also been mixed with other Great Dao monks, but what is he relying on to resist the almost unsolvable ruin effect here "Man, that extraordinarily imposing son over there, who is the master" Ye Feng called his partner who ran the hall and said quietly.
"Ah, you don't even know him, you can't be a little turtle that just popped out of some ravine," said the man, "but anyone with a little common sense will know that he must be a royal child when he sees his extraordinarily unique appearance."
The one you asked is the current Nine Emperor Princes, known as Wenxu God. ” "Wenxu God" Ye Feng was suddenly taken aback and said, "Today's royal family has flown here from the immortal realm."
"Are you drunk or haven't woken up daydreaming, except for the stage, how can there be any real fairy world?"
Seeing Ye Feng's confused look, the guy kindly popularized common sense for him and said, "This emperor claims to be carried by heaven and claims to be the son of God, of course, he thinks that his family is extraordinary and a god."
But he didn't have the true skills of the legendary immortals, so he was humble and called his own people a void god, and the Nine Emperors had a single name and a text, so the title was Wenxu God."
Ah, it turns out that this Wenxu God actually came like this, Ye Feng was still puzzled when he looked confused: "But why is his appearance so similar to the legendary immortal?"
"Alas, this is actually the day after tomorrow, if you are not afraid of pain, I will take a kitchen knife and cut you into a legendary god in minutes."
The man said, "Their family doesn't make themselves into a god, can they have the face to claim to be a virtual god In this royal family, there is a special worship of an old god who claims to be omnipotent, that is, the national teacher of our dynasty, this national teacher, is responsible for helping the children of the royal family to become this kind of god."
But all the children of the royal family, born to go through the hands of the national teacher to carry out the rite of detachment, after the detachment seems to be a decent virtual god, alas, this is used to bluff the common people, it seems that their family is different, especially noble and pure" When Ye Feng heard this, his heart was shocked, because he had carefully sensed the breath of this Nine Emperor Prince, and found that his appearance would definitely not be forced by this ignorant guy and cut out with a kitchen knife, but really reversed the laws of life in this world, and became exactly the same as the mortals in the big world outside.
The national teacher of this dynasty is definitely a real god who came in from the outside world, and his cultivation is still unimaginably high, so that the current Ye Feng is far from being able to match him.
"Hey, you are unscrupulously bullying the emperor's family here, and you are not afraid of being caught and beheaded" Ye Feng was shocked and said curiously.
"Don't be afraid" the guy said, "If he is good to us, we will be his people, and if he treats us badly, we will hide in the mountains and live by ourselves. ” Ah Ye Feng thought about it and then realized that the mortals of the Gaine plant department would not starve to death wherever they fled, and it was extremely difficult to arrest them, and the high-pressure policy would of course cause a large loss of people, so they could only coax them to come, as long as you didn't really zàofǎn, you would talk about it quickly, and you would turn a blind eye to the past.
After learning that there was an unfathomable national teacher in the mortal dynasty of the plant department, Ye Feng was immediately frightened and planned to leave Kyoto with his whole family, but Shi Ling said: "Xianggong, we have the hanging mountain behind our back, don't be afraid of him, even if he lends him a hundred guts, he won't dare to do anything to our family." ” When Ye Feng heard this, his courage suddenly increased tenfold: Yes, we have the Hanging Mountain where the saint sits as the backstage, and we are afraid of his ball So the family continued to sit down and feast, except for Ye Feng, who had not moved half of his chopsticks.
"Quack Daddy, this purple-hearted sweet potato is delicious, you can eat a piece and taste it."
I especially like to share happiness with my father, and I hold a steamed sweet potato with two little short legs, and hand it to my father's mouth.
"Dad's blood sugar has been a little high recently, and it is not suitable to eat this high-starch and high-sugar food."
Ye Feng looked at Ugly and Ugly, and said very kindly, "Eat more Ugly, eat Daddy's share, eat more to grow up quickly, you know?"
"Quack Daddy, Daddy, then you can try this ice red strawberry and see."
Seeing that his father was jealous of high-sugar and high-starch foods, Chou Chou picked up a large handful of strawberries with two small short legs and handed it to his father's mouth and said, "This kind of iced red strawberry is icy, with a little sourness in the fragrance, slightly sweet, and it tastes particularly refreshing and delicious." ” Ah Ye Feng remembered the scene when Qiuqiu rubbed strawberries on his chest, he couldn't help but turn his stomach, and hurriedly said in his mouth, "Dad has suffered from some cold recently, and he can't eat cold things, ugly and ugly, you help Dad eat more, eat more and grow up quickly." ” Chougou saw that his father was still taboo about cold things, so he went to pick up another delicious food, but was held down by Long Yu and said: "Chouhou, don't waste your love in vain, the little bastard is not taboo at all, but thinks that these things grow directly from people's bodies, and they refuse to eat them."
These people, there is too much paste in their brains, and they don't think about it, no matter how dirty this person is, he can't dirt the mud in the ground.
He loves to eat even the things that grow in the mud, but he doesn't dare to eat the crops that grow on clean people, and he is brainless."
That's right, when Ye Feng heard it, he suddenly felt that Long Yu's words were quite reasonable, but as soon as he remembered the scene of the red jade girl pulling sweet potatoes out of the gngén with a red face, his stomach couldn't help churning, and he refused to move half of his chopsticks.
"The crops that grow on the ground are better" Long Xia also interjected at this time, "The dirtiest are those potatoes, sweet potatoes, and peanuts that grow underground.
Those potatoes are red with peanuts, aren't they directly grown in the dung, and the more dung is piled up, the sweeter and fatier the sweet potatoes grow, and we still eat them with relish.
No matter how dirty this man is, he can't dirt the dung under the ground. ” Vomit Ye Feng directly covered his mouth, and almost vomited: This royal family tutor of the Southern Godless Dynasty can really be called a model, and the princesses raised don't have the slightest kosher fetish, admire "Long Xia, you want to help Ye Daxia popularize peasant knowledge, please go to popularize it after dinner, okay" Li Mochou slapped the chopsticks, stopped eating, and said angrily, "It's so disgusting, and you can't let people eat well." ”: