You have a new Amazon product recommendation

Chapter 1105: My Tears Fell into the Pot


So, he began to wander around the earth aimlessly "Who am I?"

On this day, Ye Feng wandered to a remote township and caught a big fat man with a shrewd face near a brick cellar.

"You are" The big fat man saw that Ye Feng's eyes were confused and seemed to be quite a mistake, so he had an idea, "You are the bricklayer in our cave, come and come, start the meal, go and eat, hurry up and work for me when you are full."

"Eat," Ye Feng touched his stomach and muttered, "It seems that I am indeed a little hungry." ” Looking at Ye Feng, who ran to eat, the big fat man said with a very proud face: I actually kidnapped a fool who can move bricks for free, seeing that he is a good worker, hehe, he saved another salary.

But "Aren't you full" Ye Feng looked at the empty rice bucket and said angrily.

"Lord, uncle, I knelt down for you" The big fat man is not a brainless person, anyone who sees Ye Feng's bright amount of food, but anyone with a normal brain will not dare to fight this person's idea again.

The previous few rough men with abnormal brains had already been beaten by Ye Feng to beg grandpa to tell grandma a lesson.

"Master, you have already eaten three large buckets of rice and two large buckets of meat and vegetables, are you still not full" I just thought that I had kidnapped a free fool, and the fat boss, who had already suffered a huge loss before he started work, knelt directly on the ground and begged grandpa to tell grandma to let him go.

A super big rice bucket that can eat five large buckets of food in one go, this is a legendary real strange person who can't afford to offend, let alone raise it After sparing the treacherous big fat boss, Ye Feng aimlessly went all the way east, and finally came to the west coast of the Pacific Ocean.

Without saying a word, he jumped into the Pacific Ocean, and kept swimming "八嘎しさせサシスセ" Ye Feng, who had just swam out a little artistic conception, was blocked by a string of narrow islands, and Ye Feng, whose brain was so blocked that it was difficult to think about the word bend, was angered by the roar on the island, so he kicked this string of islands in a few kicks and sank it, opening a wide passage to the east coast of the Pacific Ocean.

Ye Feng continued to swim and swim as he wanted in the Pacific Ocean, and finally swam across the Pacific Ocean and came to North America.

Ye Feng, who had just landed on the land of the United States, was arrested as a thief by the local police in the United States because of his Asian appearance and poor clothing.

As a result, he went crazy, and in just three days, he almost knocked the United States into the Stone Age.

There was no way, even if he banned all his divine skills, the physical ability of the supreme god alone was not something that a mere mortal realm could compete.

As a result, the only superpower, which once dominated the earth for more than 100 years, has been torn apart into the world's poorest war-torn area, and has become a difficult household for people all over the world to be relieved, and it has also been more miserable than the historically backward African region.

Ye Feng, whose brain was blocked, vented a lot in North America, and after beating all over North America, his brain cleared up a little and came to South America again.

After Ye Feng was tired of playing with the boundless rainforest world of South America, he felt that it was not fun, so he jumped back to the Pacific Ocean.

He swam and swam in the Pacific Ocean, all the way to Australia, and before he could swim enough, he stomped all the way through the sea, just crossing the very center of Australia.

As a result, Australia has become a small bird country with an area of only more than 300,000 square kilometers, which is still not a series of kinds.

He swam and swam all the way to Africa, and finally got tired of swimming.

So he set foot on the land of Africa, and every day he raced with ostriches, wrestled with lions, bulls, chatted with orangutans, played hide-and-seek with monkeys, and had a lot of fun, and the people of Africa respected him as Hercules After having had enough of Africa, a chief gave him a ticket to Europe, but on the plane, he almost dismantled the whole plane out of curiosity, and a frightened and crying doll vaguely evoked a trace of his affectionate memories, and he was a little sober, although he still couldn't remember his identity, but he barely maintained the IQ of ordinary people.

Ye Feng, who regarded himself as an ordinary earthling, began to be obsessed with football, so Mao recommended himself to try out for the Marseille team.

"You guys, yellow-skinned, can't play this kind of ball."

As a result, because he was an Asian image, Ye Feng, who was particularly despised by the head coach, angrily kicked the head coach with the ball and stepped into the net 60 meters away.

Then the head coach of the Marseille team was fired by the boss on the spot, and a contract with the highest annual salary in the team's history was placed in front of Ye Feng's eyes.

Thus, the most terrifying football demon of all time was born.

In his first year, Ye Feng scored 380 goals in Ligue 1, 180 in the Champions League, 150 in the French Cup, and 170 in the national team, for a total of 1,000 goals.

In that year, Ronaldo was so frightened that he retired directly, Messi fled to the Chinese Super League, Pele spared every time he was interviewed, and Maradona behaved more well-behaved and honest than a rabbit baby.

But this is just the beginning of a long nightmare in football history During that time, it was called the Marseille era by football people, and the Marseille team won all the championships that could be won during that time, and the annual Ballon d'Or and the World Footballer of the Year are the same name without exception.

And the blessing of the Chinese football team Tuo Yefeng actually completed the unprecedented three consecutive World Cup championships in football history.

In the thirteenth year that Ye Feng came to the earth, he finally got tired of playing football, so the big demon king in the football world officially announced his retirement.

After retiring, Ye Feng was hired by a university in Hunan Province as a doctoral supervisor of the newly opened football department, and lived a leisurely reclusive life.

There are more than 13 owls, and the cardamom tips are in early February; Spring breeze ten miles of Yangzhou Road, roll up the bead curtain is not as good.

It was the second month of the lunar calendar, Ye Feng was walking alone in the suburbs, the farmer's soybeans on the field stalks, cardamom was fragrant, listening to the crisp and melodious chanting of a middle school student sitting on the field stalks, Ye Feng's brain fluttered and woke up.

"Don't worry, it's you, you're over thirteen" Ye Feng immediately rushed to this handsome girl, and said excitedly, "You really still have a pot of wine in your hand" "Yes, today happens to be my thirteenth birthday, how would you know, but I don't call it worry-free, did you recognize the wrong person?"

After the girl glanced at Ye Feng with a scrutinizing face, her eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Haha, you are the football demon Ye Feng, it will really be you and I am so happy."

The big devil, my name is Wang Yu, come on, come on, today my Wang Yu just celebrated his thirteenth birthday, this is my own birthday, personally brewed local earthwork glutinous rice wine, but fragrant and mellow Ouch, why did my tears fall into the pot, it's bad, this wine is dirty, I can't drink it, you wait, I'll get you another pot of wine when I get home. ”: