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Chapter 30: A sad joke


When Li Ba took the wine bottle from Zhou Yan, she had already drank most of the pesticide inside.

Pesticides are highly toxic chemicals, causing chaos and poor medical conditions in the last days.

Drinking so much pesticide could almost be a death sentence for Zhou Yan.

"You're crazy, I'll spit it out, spit it out quickly" Li Ba grabbed Zhou Yan, put his knees on her chest, slapped her back with his left hand, and pressed the index and middle fingers of his right hand directly into her throat to induce vomiting artificially.

Only in this way can the harm caused by highly toxic pesticides to Zhou Yan be reduced.

It was also said that his trick was quite effective.

After a few sips, the wine mixed with pungent pesticides was spat out.

Zhou Yan breathed heavily, raised her head, and saw the anxious look on Li Ba's face, she smiled softly: "It's useless, I also put three bags of fat in the pesticide.

I'm sorry, I even mortgaged your villa.

Get out.

I owe you only the next life."

Before she could finish her words, she covered her lower abdomen with her hands and her face became extremely painful.

Apparently, the poison had taken hold.

The pesticide was not enough, so I added three more packages.

It can be seen that Zhou Yan is determined to die.

"You don't pay back the food stamps you owe me, and you want to die.

It's not that easy.

You don't want to die without my permission."

Li Ba yelled.

He started inducing vomiting for Zhou Yan again.

As a result, Zhou Yan tightly closed her mouth with a painful expression, and bloodshot eyes oozed from her nose and ears.

Two highly toxic chemicals are mixed, adding poison to poison.

If it attacks at this moment, there is no possibility of survival.

Send to hospital The medical facilities in the city are so poor that people cannot be saved even if they are sent there.

What's more, given Zhou Yan's current situation, she might die of poisoning on the way.

Li Ba was so anxious that he scratched his head.

Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind, and with a flip of his left hand, a bottle of space spiritual spring appeared.

The space spirit spring has the magical effect of healing wounds and perhaps detoxifying.

Li Ba pinched open Zhou Yan's mouth and drank a whole bottle of spiritual spring immediately.

Zhou Yan wanted to die.

When she saw Li Ba's anxious face, she sighed softly, closed her eyes and let him do what he wanted.

After drinking seven or eight bottles of spiritual spring, Li Ba stopped until Zhou Yan couldn't drink anymore and the water came out from his throat.

"Yanyan, are you feeling better?"

he asked cautiously.

At this moment, the pained expression on Zhou Yan's face disappeared.

After drinking the spirit spring, the pain in her lower abdomen began to subside until she finally felt no discomfort at all.

“Is the medicine fake?”

Of course she wouldn't think that Li Ba would be able to detoxify just by giving herself a few bottles of water.

The problem must be the pesticides and they are all fake.

Zhou Yan's face was pale and she smiled sadly: "Fat man, you can save me once, but you can't save me a second time.

Forget it the third time, just leave me alone, okay?"

Her heart was filled with despair.

Although she had escaped from the disaster, she still had nothing Thoughts arise.

Li Ba silently held her in his arms for a long time and then said softly: "I have a joke.

If you still want to die after hearing it, I won't stop you."

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"Say."

Zhou Yan leaned on his broad shoulders, with a hint of curiosity on her face.

"A long time ago, there was a child who was born prematurely.

He weighed only two pounds and seventy ounces when he was born, like a bigger mouse.

His parents thought they could not feed him, so they threw him into the trash can.

He was rescued and given away by a kind person.

His life was saved by going to the hospital, but the child was sent to an orphanage after his full month in the hospital.”

Li Ba's tone was low and he spoke slowly, "He grew up in an orphanage, perhaps due to premature birth.

He was thin and weak since he was a child.

He was laughed at by his friends and bullied.

Every time he was beaten, he could only hide quietly in the corner.

Crying, he unknowingly developed a withdrawn and timid character.

As he grew older, he gradually became more sensible.

The child vowed to leave the orphanage and never be bullied by anyone again.

Only in this way can he study hard.

Leave this place that brought him painful memories and have a bright future."

At this point, Li Ba stopped, as if remembering some unbearable past event, his fat face kept twitching.

"What happened next?"

Zhou Yan was fascinated and asked.

"Later, he finally succeeded.

He was admitted to Huaxia Agricultural University with excellent results.

At that time, he also became a young man, tall and handsome, with good grades.

He became a famous school boy of Agricultural University, and many girls liked him.

He also met the most beloved girl in his life.

When the girl agreed to be his girlfriend, he felt that the whole world became brighter and he shouted with happiness. " Zhou Yan listened silently and looked at Li Ba's round face, which looked vaguely handsome.

She knew that Li Ba was telling his own story.

"Later" she asked softly.

Because she knew that the story was far from over.

"Later, during a date in the park, he and his girlfriend met a group of gangsters at night."

A flash of pain flashed across Li Ba's face, "Those gangsters saw that his girlfriend was pretty, and they had bad thoughts.

A few guys grabbed his girlfriend and dragged her into the woods.

He wanted to stop her, but unexpectedly, when a The gangster took out the dagger and swung it in front of his eyes a few times.

All his long-standing nightmares suddenly came to mind.

He seemed to be back when he was a child, being punched and kicked by several strong boys."

"At that moment, he peed his pants in fear.

He watched his girlfriend being dragged into the woods without even daring to call for help."

At this point, Li Ba asked Zhou Yan, "Tell me, is this kid ridiculous or hateful?"

He laughed so loudly that his eyes were filled with tears.

Zhou Yan was silent for a while and then asked: "What happened next?"

"The girl is very lucky, not because of her boyfriend, but because of a passerby who found her and rescued her in time."

Li Ba said with a smile, tears could not stop flowing.

"When the girl saw her boyfriend again , with a face full of disappointment, anger, and pain, she stepped forward and gave the boy a slap in the face, screaming, "You coward, I don't want to look at you again in this life."

"The look in her eyes when she left will never be forgotten by the boy for the rest of his life."

Li Ba seemed to have lost all his strength and leaned on the sofa, murmuring: "After that time, the girl left and the whole family moved to the north.

The boy was filled with joy.

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He blamed himself.

He was sad, uncomfortable, and desperate.

He hated himself for not having the courage to lend a helping hand when the person he loved most was in trouble.

After graduation, he entered the society, began to degenerate, and began to eat and drink crazily.

He wanted to eat himself into the most powerful person in the world, so that he could hide it.

The timidity and timidity deep inside.”

At this point, the whole story ends.

Li Ba turned his head and said to Zhou Yan with a smile: "Being fat will bring you self-esteem and courage.

Yanyan, don't you think this little boy is ridiculous?"

He said with tears streaming down his face.

"The little boy is a good person.

He wants to save his girlfriend, but he just can't get over the hurdle in his heart."

Zhou Yan reached out her hand and gently wiped away the tears on Li Ba's face.

Her movements were extremely gentle, "Fat man, you are also a good person.

I believe that those who are fearless have nothing to fear.

One day you will cross the hurdle in your heart and become a man who stands upright."

At this moment, Li Ba couldn't bear it anymore and lay in Zhou Yan's arms like a child, crying so sadly and lovably.

Zhou Yan comforted him, comforted him, and tried her best to let this big boy who looked strong on the outside but extremely fragile on the inside get some comfort.

The soft music is still singing melodiously, like a lover's little hands, soothing all sorrows.

Two sad people comforted each other, talked to each other, and healed their wounds.

Heart, unknowingly draws closer.

Early next morning.

When Zhou Yan opened her eyes in a daze, she found herself lying on the sofa and slept all night.

Recalling last night, she began to look for Li Ba, but Li Ba was nowhere to be seen.

There was a note on the coffee table.

She picked it up and saw a line of big words written on it: "From today on, you are my woman.

Even if there are big things, I will take care of them."

The words and sentences are full of confidence and domineering.

A sweet smile appeared at the corner of Zhou Yan's mouth, "Damn Fatty, I hope you can really stand up this time, like a man, and hold up the sky."

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