Sun Dada was speechless, and he couldn't find a rebuttal for the time being.
"Then you should also be realistic and not exaggerated!"
Sun Zixuan helped Sun Dadao.
"Seeking truth from facts?
All right!
Then go out now and tell those people truthfully that what you just said is an exaggeration, but in fact, there is nothing wrong with that person at all, what do you think?
"The big fat man said ghostly.
Sun Zixuan was dumbfounded, joking, if he really did this, the school would definitely give him a super-large punishment, and then Zhao Yan'er would be harassed by that son, and the teacher he respected the most would live a more embarrassing life because of him, and the teacher's son would lose the opportunity to divide the unit, break up with his girlfriend because he didn't have a marriage room, and then complain about his parents......
In a word, the consequences are unimaginable!
"Huh!
Of course, there must be a bottom line to be a man, and the same is true for deceiving people, good people can't deceive, poor people can't deceive, as long as you have a bottom line, you can think of yourself as a chivalrous man who robs the rich and helps the poor!
The big fat man laughed.
"Yes."
Sun Zixuan nodded and got up, grabbing the stack of banknotes on the bed.
"Why are you going?"
The big fat ghost saw Sun Zixuan rushing out of the ward and shouted loudly.
Soon, the three ghosts who followed behind knew what the fat man was going to do.
The fat man actually came to the payment desk on the first floor, asked the particularly poor patients, and donated all the 10,000 yuan as medical expenses.
"You can teach."
Sun Dada smiled happily.
Sun Zixuan, who held his head high, returned to the ward, suddenly thought of something, and directly slapped himself.
"What's wrong?"
The unscrupulous uncle wondered.
"I should keep two hundred for myself, and the living expenses for the second half of the month are not enough."
Sun Zixuan said with a sad face.
Sun Da was so angry that his beard curled up one after another, and the fat flesh of the big fat man's ghost laughed wildly.
With a straight face, with an expression that someone else owes money, Sun Zixuan sent six pills the size of a ping-pong ball to the anxious Gongzi brother, and repeated the machine again, telling Gongzi to take one pill a day, he must take it at noon every day, he must get up at five o'clock in the morning to exercise, he must go to bed at eight o'clock in the evening, and he must avoid meat, spicy, women, tobacco and alcohol within a week, and then he returned to the ward.
It's already early in the morning, but lying in bed, Sun Zixuan can't sleep, and there are countless questions in his heart.
Turning over, Sun Zixuan couldn't help but ask his doubts.
"I said fat master, why do you feel numb when you press the sides of your knees?"
"There is a numb hole in the legs, and you will be numb if you press it."
"Then why does it hurt to press the sides of your waist?"
"That person just had two spring breezes last night, and he used his waist too much, so he naturally felt pain."
"How do you know he had two spring blows last night?"
"Experience."
"Then why does he feel a pain in his lower back when he touches his toes?"
"Two spring breezes cost your waist, you get it twice a night, and your back hurts."
"It's unlikely."
"Hehe, little fat man, don't be so unconfident in yourself, it's not a difficult thing to have two spring breezes in one night."
"I'm sure I can do that, I'm talking about it, I can't touch my toes while I'm standing."
Big Fat Ghost ......
Seeing the big fat ghost's expression of eating, Sun Dada laughed very inauthentically.
Sun Zixuan didn't ask the rest of the questions, but the big fat ghost who had just lost face on Sun Zixuan's mouth stopped doing it.
"Little fat man, why don't you ask?
Then ask!
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” "Ask what?"
Sun Zixuan lost his doubts, his eyelids began to fight, and sleepiness came up.
"Why should I take one pill a day at noon?"
"It's a fool!"
"Then why wake up at five in the morning and go to bed at eight in the evening?"
"Have a regular schedule and use sleep to replenish your strength!"
The big fat ghost was surprised and continued to ask: "Then why do you want to avoid meat, spicy, feminine, tobacco and alcohol?"
” "How fresh!
What kind of traditional Chinese medicine should not be avoided meat, spicy, tobacco and alcohol?
Sun Zixuan muttered.
"What about women?"
The big fat ghost asked.
"That's even simpler, avoid women for a week, and recuperate!
Everyone on earth knows that ......
"Sun Zixuan fell asleep directly, and the snoring sounded.
"The talent of the sky, the talent of the sky!
This apprentice will be able to pass on my mantle, and I will make up my mind.
With tears in his eyes, the big fat ghost cried out.
"I came first, naturally I will fulfill my wishes first, when will it be your turn to be a teacher from me."
Sun Da shouted.
"Hehe, this can't help you, Lao Sun, you said he is willing to study boringly?
Or are you willing to have a lot of money in your account while studying, and there are beautiful women who take the initiative to give them a hug?
The big fat ghost smiled treacherously.
"Dolphin Cai, I'm fighting with you!"
Sun Da rolled up his sleeves, lifted his robe, and kicked it over.
"Sun Laodao, you dare to use your yin legs, fat man, I will fight with you!"
The big fat ghost covered his crotch with one hand, and hit it with a meat fist with the other.
The unscrupulous uncle sighed: "It's a pity that you can't open a handicap and make money!"
” "Purring ......"
Sun Zixuan snorted and shook the sky.
Sun Zixuan slept directly in the afternoon, and the first time he opened his eyes, Sun Zixuan saw two hideous faces.
"Holy."
Sun Zixuan rolled backwards with a loud scream, and then ......
Fell straight off the hospital bed.
Syllable!
The sound of half a pork fan falling to the ground is vivid.
It's a pity that there are no pretty nurses in translucent lace panties, so this fall is considered a white fall.
"What?
Want to scare me to death?
Sun Zixuan put his two fat arms on the hospital bed, poked his head up from below, and shouted with great dissatisfaction.
"Don't worry, I've only heard that people are scared to death, both of them are ghosts, so naturally they can't scare you to death, not to mention that these two are robbing apprentices, not trying to scare apprentices to death, if you die, it will be useless for them."
The unscrupulous uncle is still talking cool words on the side.
However, Sun Zixuan understood it, looking at Sun Da and the big fat man's ghostly nose and swollen face and ragged appearance, I am afraid that something extremely tragic happened after he fell asleep.
"Little fat man, you say, should I be my apprentice first?
Wait until you're out of school and then be the apprentice of this damn fat man?
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Sun Da changed his previous calmness and roared hoarsely.
"Little fat man, we are both fat people, did you hear what the old grandson just said?
He said damn fatty, this is simply an insult to our fat man, as long as you learn Chinese medicine with me first, I guarantee that you count the money and count the cramps in your hands, touch the beauty and feel the cramps in your hands, glory and wealth, at your fingertips.
The big fat ghost also shouted, and by the way, he brought up the slip of the tongue in Sun Dada's words as a bargaining chip for his victory.
"When did I promise to study Chinese medicine?
I'm a third-year clinical student at Huaxia Medical University, which means that I studied Western medicine.
Sun Zixuan said with a smile.
Fooling ghosts, Sun Zixuan does it without any psychological burden, because it is related to the rest of his life, is it difficult for him to be like those senior brothers in the College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, who can't find a job after five years of hard work and graduation, so he can only take the postgraduate examination with his head bored, and finally finish his graduate school, and then look at it, faint to death, and Nima can't find a job, and then continue to take the doctoral exam, and wait until he graduates with a doctorate, he finally has a job, and receives the first month's salary.
Not even as many as others!
"What do you say?
You clearly promised us yesterday......
"The big fat ghost is gone."
"I said yesterday that I agreed, and I said that I promised to treat that son, did I promise you to study Chinese medicine?
Did I say that?
Please provide evidence.
Sun Zixuan said trickly.
"You......
If you don't agree, I'll ......
I ......
"Sun Da was honest and the man was also angry.
"Sun Dada, it's not that I don't agree, you always have to think about it for me!
I am a student of Western medicine, how can I pass on Chinese medicine?
You can go find someone who learns Chinese medicine to pass it on!
This is also a counterpart major, isn't it?
Sun Zixuan made up his mind not to study Chinese medicine, no matter what conditions the other party promised him, his answer was just two words - no.
"Fatty, you have to think about it carefully, don't think that ghosts are easy to fool, ghosts take revenge on people, but it is more direct and terrifying than people retaliating against people!"
The unscrupulous uncle laughed.
Sun Zixuan jumped directly on the bed, lay down in the bed, and put on a posture of a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
"Come on!
I'm going to see what you can do to me. ” The unscrupulous uncle smiled very happily, because Sun Zixuan, a fat man, was going to be unlucky this time.
Sun Da and the big fat ghost stared at Sun Zixuan, but there was no way.
"Since he doesn't agree, let's find another person to inherit your mantle."
The unscrupulous uncle laughed.
Sun Zixuan, who was lying on the bed, raised his right hand, gave a thumbs up to the unscrupulous uncle, and praised: "Uncle, since I first met you yesterday, you have finally said a good word." ” "Don't be busy praising me, I haven't finished talking yet!"
The unscrupulous uncle laughed.
"You two helped this fat man fulfill his wish, but he didn't believe in his words, and if he didn't help you fulfill his wish, then he would naturally be useless, so my judge was also enlightened and allowed you to take this fat man's life, and then I will help you find the next person who can inherit your mantle, this time I will definitely look carefully, and go directly to the students of Huaxia Medical University who study Chinese medicine."
The unscrupulous uncle finished his sentence with a smile.
Sun Zixuan was stunned for a moment.
I have already said before that Sun Zixuan's personality is very glutinous, as long as his life is not in danger, what he is unwilling to do, basically no one can force him to do it, but the problem is that now it seems that his life is in danger.
"How do you kill him?"
The big fat ghost was not a good person when he was alive, and he was not a good ghost when he died, so he actually asked how to deal with it.
"It's still Sun Da Hao, he didn't fall into the well!"
Looking at Sun Dada, who didn't speak and seemed to be in deep thought, Sun Zixuan said secretly.
"It's better to throw it directly from the balcony, it's easier to disguise it as a suicide scene, and no one would have thought that we did this kind of thing."
As soon as Sun Dada opened his mouth, Sun Zixuan was dumbfounded, he had just secretly praised Sun Da for being an honest man, but he didn't expect that an honest man's anger was even more terrifying, and he would be thrown out directly!