The big fat ghost didn't pay attention to Sun Zixuan's reaction at all, and continued to introduce.
Xuanyuan acupuncture can be said to be the top acupuncture among all acupuncture and moxibustion acupuncture, if you learn all of them, it is estimated that in this world except for AIDS and terminal cancer, all other diseases can be cured, that is to say, as long as you learn Xuanyuan acupuncture, there is basically no chemotherapy.
"Master Wang, I just transferred to the branch of Chinese medicine today, do you think you should start with the basics?"
Sun Zixuan asked questions with a sad face.
"No, my teaching method is different from other masters, I started from the most difficult one, as long as you learn Xuanyuan acupuncture, and then learn other acupuncture methods, it will definitely be twice the result with half the effort."
The big fat ghost said arrogantly.
Sun Zixuan was about to cry, he had only been a student of the Chinese Medicine Branch for a day, and he had to learn the top acupuncture all of a sudden, isn't this Nima nonsense?
Think about it, a person who has no knowledge of Chinese medicine at all, and doesn't know acupuncture points at all except for the temples, goes to learn the top acupuncture all of a sudden, this is not the same as a primary school, no, it should be said that this is the difference between this and a kindergarten friend who can't even count and starts learning calculus directly?
"First of all!
Let me first teach you what acupuncture points are, the theory of our Chinese medicine is in line with nature, there are 12 months in a year, generating 12 meridians of the human body and 8 other strange meridians, surrounding the whole body.
There are 361 acupuncture points in the lunar calendar year, so there are 361 acupuncture points in the human body, which is acupuncture points in the narrow sense, and if you talk about acupuncture points in the broad sense, the human body is acupuncture every inch of the human body, and the total number has reached more than 800 ......"
"And the Xuanyuan acupuncture method, which takes the hidden acupoints of the human body, is much less than the number of ordinary acupuncture points, that is, only one hundred and eight, you must first remember all the acupuncture points names and locations......"
Poof!
Sun Zixuan sat on the ground with a butt, Nima, more than 800 ordinary acupuncture points, one hundred and eight hidden acupoints, and 1,000 small acupuncture points, not only to remember the name, but also to remember the location......
Sun Zixuan felt that he didn't have to do anything in the rest of his life, so he memorized these acupuncture points, and it is estimated that this life will pass, maybe when he looks back on the day he dies, Nima, there are still dozens of acupuncture points that have not been memorized!
"All......
Do you have to memorize them all?
Sun Zixuan asked with a sad face, he understood what his choice of Chinese medicine represented, this Nima was on the thief ship at all!
"Of course."
The big fat ghost said seriously.
Sun Zixuan cried and muttered, "How long do you have to carry this?"
” "The smarter ones are almost the same month, and the stupid ones are memorized for the year."
The big fat ghost replied nonchalantly.
"What's that?
Months?
Year?
If you don't learn, I won't learn, if you dare to force me, I'll die to show you.
Sun Zixuan wailed.
"Hey, hey!
Where do you think you are now?
Do you feel like you're still alive?
The big fat ghost laughed.
"Huh?"
"This is the underworld."
"Then I'm ......
Ghost?
” "It's not a ghost, it's just a soul."
"I ...... in the sun" "It's the same as a vegetative person!"
Sun Zixuan was completely dumbfounded, he finally knew why there was no shadow between the bed and himself.
From the time when the unscrupulous uncle fiddled with the broken oil lamp, Sun Zixuan felt strange, but he never thought that this faint would actually go to hell.
Especially the big fat ghost's sentence "When did you learn the Xuanyuan acupuncture method, when can you return to yang", it can be regarded as completely shocking Sun Zixuan, just kidding, let alone a month, if you don't eat or drink every day, it is estimated that even if you return to yang, you will die completely.
"Have you ever heard of a day in heaven and a year on earth?"
The big fat ghost looked at Sun Zixuan's unrelenting appearance and enlightened.
"What's that?"
Sun Zixuan jumped up from the ground like a cat with its tail stepped on, the sky was enough to choke, if this was multiplied by three hundred and sixty-five days, wouldn't there be bones left when he went back?
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"The same is true of the underworld, one day in the world, one year in the underworld."
"Huh?
That means ......," Sun Zixuan said in surprise.
"That's right, that means you can sleep eight hours a night, and that's four months here."
The big fat ghost gave an affirmative answer.
Sun Zixuan was quite happy at the beginning, he slept in the sun, and he was in the underworld for three or four months, so he didn't have to worry about being starved to death, but soon Sun Zixuan thought of a question, he really won't die now, but the next life is simply worse than death!
Death or life is better than death, this is a super tangled multiple-choice question, just like sharing a bed with a beautiful woman, choosing to be a beast or a beast.
However, Sun Zixuan is not narrow-minded, otherwise he would definitely be able to hook up with Zhou Yu to burn incense and cut chicken heads and burn yellow paper to worship as brothers of the opposite sex, he just figured it out after a moment of entanglement, as the saying goes, it is better to die than to live, no matter how much life is better than death, it is better than hanging up completely!
Ending one's life as a virgin is simply a man's sorrow!
"Okay, I'll learn."
Sun Zixuan gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and decided.
"Good apprentice, that's right, in fact, you don't need to be sad, think about it, others in the yang world must first learn at least a month, the longest year of basic knowledge, and then you need to use the last year to carefully explore and practice, and then you can be regarded as a reluctant teacher, you only need one night, you can learn the Xuanyuan needle method, where to find this kind of good thing?"
The big fat ghost patted Sun Zixuan's shoulder and said.
Sun Zixuan was slapped by the big fat ghost and grinned, you said that you would comfort yourself, and it was nothing to pat your shoulder, but did you use so much strength?
Fortunately, the buddy is strong, if he changes to a hemp pole body, he will not be slapped into the ground like a nail by you.
"And yes!
Is Wang Suqing, who went to the hospital with you at night, considered a beauty?
” "Count."
Sun Zixuan nodded and said, the four beauties of the villa should be compared with Zhao Yan'er, that is Chunlan Zhuju, each with its own beauty, Wang Suqing is as lovely as the girl next door, but the round figure is absolutely hot, it is a typical Loli face mature woman's breasts, that is, what is often said to be a child's face, if this is not a beauty, then there are probably not many beauties in the world.
"What do women like most about men?
Wealth?
Right?
Let me tell you, women actually like men to have the ability the most, as long as you learn the Xuanyuan needle, it is easy to get wealth and power.
In the next period of time, you have to go to the hospital every night to give Niu Tian acupuncture, as long as you can cure Niu Tian, are you afraid that you will not be favored by Wang Suqing?
” The big fat ghost continued to tempt Sun Zixuan, in fact, this was also to stimulate Sun Zixuan's learning mood.
Sure enough, as expected by the big fat ghost, Sun Zixuan's eyes lit up after listening to the words of the big fat ghost.
Every normal man, whether good or bad, has a YY heart, hugging left and right, a group of beauties in the harem, three thousand beauties, that everyone wants, Sun Zixuan is naturally no exception, if Zhao Yan'er is a bear's paw and Wang Suqing is a fish, can't you eat a braised bear's paw first, and then eat a steamed fish?
Or eat a braised fish first, and then a steamed bear's paw?
"Hurry up, don't waste time, let's get started."
Sun Zixuan anxiously urged, he was now eager to learn the Xuanyuan acupuncture method immediately, and then hug the beautiful woman into his arms, completely getting rid of the shameful title of virgin.
The big fat ghost laughed happily, his purpose was achieved.
"Ahem!"
The big fat ghost coughed dryly twice, and said seriously: "Then let's start, let's start with the most basic Xuanyuan acupuncture method, do you know what the Xuanyuan acupuncture method is based on for treatment?"
” Sun Zixuan shook his head, he knew an eggplant!
"Listen, the Xuanyuan acupuncture method is treated according to the four elephants of heaven and earth, the so-called four elephants of heaven and earth, that is, the green dragon and the white tiger......"
"I know, I know."
Sun Zixuan interrupted the words of the big fat ghost and shouted excitedly.
"Tell me."
Don't look at the character of the big fat ghost, when teaching, he still pays great attention to the interaction between teachers and students, and likes to mobilize the enthusiasm of students.
Sun Zixuan took off the clothes on his body, looked left and right, and without asking, he directly reached into the arms of the big fat ghost, took out the kitchen knife that the big fat ghost put in just now, and then screamed like a big god.
"I have a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old cow on my waist, and a dragon's head on ......my chest."
"Wait, what are you talking about?"
The big fat ghost hurriedly interrupted Sun Zixuan's crazy scream, and asked with a frown.
"Isn't that right?"
Sun Zixuan asked suspiciously.
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"The green dragon and white tiger are right, but what is the old cow?"
"Isn't it?
Haven't you watched Xing Ye's "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance"?
Sun Zixuan asked stunned.
"I know Tang Bohu, but who is Master Xing?
Who is Akika?
"The big fat man is puzzled.
"Master Xing......"
Sun Zixuan replied subconsciously, but suddenly thought that the person in front of him was not a person who lived in the same era as him, but a ghost who had been dead for many years.
"Well, you go on."
Sun Zixuan scratched his head embarrassedly.
The big fat man looked at Sun Zixuan with a smile and reprimanded: "Put on your clothes and learn with your heart, do you still want to conquer the beauties?"
” "Think......
Think.
Sun Zixuan smiled embarrassedly, returned the kitchen knife to the big fat ghost, put on his clothes, and posed seriously for learning.
"The four elephants are the green dragon and white tiger Vermilion Bird Xuanwu, the Xuanyuan acupuncture method is according to the four elephants, every time the Xuanyuan acupuncture method is used for treatment, it is to choose four hidden points, so the Xuanyuan acupuncture method is also called the four elephant acupuncture method, and the Xuanyuan acupuncture method you use to treat Niu Tian in the hospital is the Xuanyuan acupuncture method."
After the big fat ghost introduced the most basic knowledge, he waved his hand and said, "Bring a ghost up and let my apprentice try his hand." ” Before Sun Zixuan could figure out what this meant, he saw the only door in the entire room open, and two ghost guards wearing armor and holding sharp blades walked in with a dry and thin middle-aged ghost.