"Genius!
You're a genius in what we do!
No, I must pass on all what I have learned in my life to you......"
Shi Jun grabbed Sun Zixuan's fat hand excitedly, his short and thin figure shook like chaff, and he didn't know if he was too excited or if he was mad.
"Genius what!
Nowadays, the news and television always talk about cracking down on theft gangs, and you can say these three points if you arrest anyone.
Sun Zixuan pouted.
The ghosts were collectively sweating and speechless.
"I don't care, you are the first person I have met who can basically summarize being a thief so incisively, I must pass on what I have learned all my life to you, and I must make you the king of thieves in the new era."
Shi Jun said with a stiff neck.
Now it's Sun Zixuan's turn to be speechless, why has this become a dog skin plaster, and he can't get rid of it?
"The King of Thieves?
Pull it down!
Whoever loves to be should go, don't look for me anyway, I am the future pillar of the motherland, the future miracle doctor, if this is being watched by thousands of people to see patients!
Come two policemen, don't say a word, handcuff me first, how ashamed I am!
Sun Zixuan shook off the hand held by Shi Jun and pouted disdainfully.
"Hey!
You little fat man, others beg grandpa to tell grandma that they want me to teach, but I don't want to teach!
When I come to you, I want to teach you on the pole, but you don't want to learn?
No, anyway, you promised to fulfill my wish at that time, and my wish is to pass on what I have learned all my life, so you must agree, or I will pestering you every day and making your life unstable.
Shi Jun shouted.
"What!
Uncle!
Why did Wen ask him to teach?
Sun Zixuan hurriedly diverted the topic, otherwise, he would have wanted to learn Chinese medicine today.
"Because at that time, being a thief didn't mean that you had eyes and thieves, fast hands, and fast legs and feet, but a thief like me did all about entering the mansions of high-ranking officials and huge riches to steal property......"
Without waiting for the unscrupulous uncle to speak, Shi Jun spoke first.
"Oh, burglary, if you get caught, you will be in prison!"
Sun Zixuan said disdainfully.
Shi Jun rolled his eyes at Sun Zixuan, he had no temper for this little fat man, so he could only continue to talk to himself.
"In ancient times, there were no modern anti-theft doors, monitors, and power grids, and the guards of the house relied on dogs, fierce dogs, in addition to the homes of the family.
And the more ferocious the dogs, they are quietly lurking on weekdays, and only when there is a stranger in the courtyard, they will choose to attack......"
"Therefore, in our time, the most important thing to be a thief is to have a good ear, to hear the whispering sound ten meters away in the downtown area, to hear the sound of people's breathing within six meters, to hear the heartbeat of people within three meters, only by doing this, can we avoid vicious dogs and sneak into the mansions of those high-ranking officials and super-rich."
Sun Zixuan was already dumbfounded, he felt as if he was listening to a fantasy novel, it was impossible to do these three things in the city!
If you really want to practice such ear power, don't say anything else, anyway, you have to run to a small hotel, no matter how good the sound insulation is, you can hear the sound of the bed in the surrounding rooms clearly!
"Little fat man, do you know what Chinese medicine means?"
Shi Jun asked in a deep voice.
Sun Zixuan thought about it, nodded and said, "Look at what you hear, look at your complexion; To ask is to ask the patient; Cut is to take the pulse to see the pulse; Smell should be with a Western doctor to use a stethoscope to listen to the sound of lungs and heartbeat!
” Shi Jun nodded and said, "Although I am not studying Chinese medicine, as long as you learn my craft, I guarantee that you will not need to use that stethoscope in the future, and you will still be able to hear the other party's heartbeat and breathing very clearly." ” "That's right, and listening with your own ears is the most intuitive, stethoscope is an instrument, since it is an instrument, there will naturally be such and such problems, for example, there is a little bit of damage, or there is a gap between things, then the result of listening will be very different from the real situation, the doctor sees the patient, pays attention to one is one and two is two, there must not be any mistakes, otherwise, even the most basic diagnosis is wrong, then the subsequent treatment is even more wrong, and the final result will only make the patient more painful."
Sun Dada nodded very seriously.
"Then let's see if you can change someone for me?
I don't want to learn from God.
Although Sun Zixuan accepted Shi Jun's statement, he was a little awkward no matter how he thought about it, so he made such a request.
"Bastard things, others ......"
"Ask grandpa to tell grandma, right!
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I don't ask grandpa to sue grandma, I just don't want to use your magic stick method to deceive people.
Sun Zixuan interrupted Old Man Yuan Shoucheng's words.
In modern society, all the orthodox exam-taking education he has received since he was a child, coupled with various propaganda and anti-superstitious activities, Sun Zixuan doesn't believe in fortune-telling, even with those who have memorized two hexagram books and don't even understand Zhou Yi's magic sticks, and he doesn't believe in it at all, how can a person who doesn't believe in it learn this kind of thing?
Yuan Shoucheng's beard was cocked, and his hands clicked, maybe he would tear Sun Zixuan to pieces in the next second, in order to relieve the hatred in his heart.
"If you learn from me, I can teach you the top dragon and tiger heart method of Dragon Tiger Mountain."
Yuan Shoucheng endured it for a long time, and finally did not tear Sun Zixuan apart, but put forward such a condition.
"Dragon and Tiger Mind?
Cut, what's the use of this thing?
Sun Zixuan said disdainfully.
"It can make you sober-minded, physically strong, and most importantly, it can make you a pillar of optimus, and even ten royal maidens overnight, without hurting your kidneys and body, and even being able to strengthen your body through the imperial maid, how about it?"
Yuan Shoucheng said loudly.
"Isn't it?"
Sun Zixuan's eyes suddenly widened, and he asked in disbelief.
"Humph!
Lao Dao will not use the top mental method of the mountain gate to deceive people, do you know how old I was to give birth to Yuan Tiangang?
In order to prove that his words were true, Yuan Shoucheng actually said something that was extremely secret to the Daomen.
"Yuan Tiangang is really your son?"
Sun Zixuan asked in surprise.
"What's wrong with that?"
"But there's too much age difference between the two of you, right?
You can be his grandfather's uncle.
Sun Zixuan was surprised.
"Humph!
I was born when I was 80 years old.
Yuan Shoucheng said proudly.
"Eighty years old......"
Sun Zixuan secretly calculated, and suddenly without any hesitation, he shouted loudly: "I learn, I learn." ” Just kidding, there is such a good thing, if you don't learn, your head is really kicked by a donkey, clamped by the door panel, and filled with water!
The biggest thing that any normal man is most worried about is not that he doesn't have too much money and too much power, but that his married life is not perfect.
Some surveys have shown that at least eighty percent of divorced couples are because their married life is not harmonious enough, and their married life is not harmonious enough, and their feelings will naturally have problems.
And all the otaku who like to read online novels,I hope that I can be the same as the male protagonist in the online novel,Surrounded by beauties,Build a big harem,Sun Zixuan is also an otaku who likes to read online novels,There are five beauties living in different houses in the villa,There is a quanbaoer outside that makes people feel like they've received it at a glance.,Therefore,This dragon and tiger heart method is simply too useful for Sun Zixuan.。
Next, there is Q and Che, the diagnostic basis of these two traditional Chinese medicines, there is no more non-Chinese medicine teacher for Sun Zixuan, and a few ghosts elected by the ghosts are in charge, as for Che, that is Hua Tuo's business.
In this regard, Sun Zixuan is extremely satisfied, who is Hua Tuo?
That's a miracle doctor!
The most powerful place is to check the pulse, when he was in elementary school, Sun Zixuan learned a text, about Hua Tuo one day in the countryside to practice medicine, met the funeral team, learned that the deceased was a pregnant woman, through the pulse to assert that the fetus in the pregnant woman's arms was not dead, and then took out the fetus, sure enough, the fetus is still alive.
Think about it, even the pulse of a dead person can be detected, let alone a living person, and there is absolutely no problem with learning to take the pulse with Hua Tuo.
"Okay, all the other irrelevant things are scattered!"
The unscrupulous uncle clapped his hands and said.
The ghosts nodded and dispersed, they knew very well what the judge meant, after all, everyone is a traditional Chinese medicine, in terms of looking, hearing and asking, although it is not as good as the selected ones, but it is by no means a quack, if you hear a statement that is different from your own point of view, you will definitely have to come forward to refute it, that way, it is easy to make Sun Zixuan's mind confused.
A few months later.
"Fatty, it's time for you to go back to the sun."
Unscrupulous uncle said.
Sun Zixuan remembered that it was time to treat Zhao Feifei.
As soon as he opened his eyes, Sun Zixuan heard a soft, rhythmic knock on the door.
Sun Zixuan hurriedly rolled over from the bed, rushed to the door quickly, opened the door, and then ......
Sun Zixuan's gaze became glazed.
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The person standing outside the door was none other than Zhao Feifei, a big star who had a nine-yin pulse and needed Sun Zixuan's treatment.
Today, Zhao Feifei is not wearing autumn clothes and pants, but wearing a set of extremely cool close-fitting pajamas.
The upper body is wearing a cotton suspender crop top, and the lower body is wearing a pair of super shorts that look like sports, which completely shows the most moving curves of the body, especially the two straight and snow-white, big beautiful legs without a trace of fat, which are completely displayed in front of Sun Zixuan's eyes.
Sun Zixuan looked up and down, and then his eyes were fixed on Zhao Feifei's chest.
Although there is a short coat to cover, but this pajama-type short coat is close-fitting, at the top of the two round protrusions on the chest, the two delicate protrusions are particularly conspicuous, obviously, the inside is completely vacuum, and there is no protective measures at all.
Zhao Feifei saw Sun Zixuan's eyes squinting at his chest, his mouth was wide open, and saliva was about to flow down from his mouth, if someone else looked at him with this kind of gaze and stood in front of him with this image of a pig brother, I am afraid that Zhao Feifei would have turned around and left in anger.
However, now Zhao Feifei did not have any feeling of annoyance in her mind, but a trace of pride, pride, and shyness.