Sun Zixuan has a feeling of the rest of his life, fortunately, Zhao Feifei did not enter his bedroom, otherwise, this is no different from catching a rapist in bed, if Zhao Feifei misunderstood, so that the relationship between the two cracked, Sun Zixuan estimated that he could only squat in the corner and cry.
Back in his bedroom, Sun Zixuan saw Wang Jiajia lying motionless on his couch, frowned slightly, walked to the bed, grabbed the corner of the thin blanket, and lifted it slightly.
Wang Jiajia looked tired, but there was a feeling of satisfaction, she was sleeping deeply, her mouth was slightly pursed, and she looked like a little Lori.
"Grandma, beat me several times, and occupy my bed, forget it, fat man, I'm magnanimous, let you sleep."
Sun Zixuan said helplessly.
As for sleeping in a bed with Wang Jiajia, Sun Zixuan didn't dare to think about it, what kind of joke, wouldn't that be the rhythm of death?
For the sake of his own life, Sun Zixuan decisively left his bedroom and entered the room next door that had been empty since Shi Meng left.
"Uncle, hurry up, I have to fulfill Brother Xiaolong's wish."
Sun Zixuan lay on the bare couch without even a straw mat, only bare, and shouted in a deep voice. is still the spacious hall, or an unscrupulous uncle with oily hair and noodles, Sun Zixuan felt that this was about to catch up with the advertisement of red can herbal tea.
"Little fat man, are you sure you want to learn kung fu?"
Uncle Unscrupulous asked with a smile.
"Isn't this nonsense!
Uncle, I've been beaten like that, if I don't learn kung fu, I'm afraid that sooner or later I will be beaten to death, even if I don't want to beat people, at least I have to have the ability to protect myself!
Sun Zixuan pursed his lips and said, he always felt that the smile of the unscrupulous uncle did not represent kindness.
"Alright, let's start learning!"
The unscrupulous uncle swooped and disappeared.
"Hey!"
Sun Zixuan raised his hand to stop the unscrupulous uncle, but suddenly noticed it, turned around suddenly, and was completely dumbfounded.
Behind Sun Zixuan, I don't know when dozens of different types of ghosts came out, some of these ghosts are thin and some are strong, some male ghosts and some female ghosts, staring at him with green eyes.
"Brother Xiaolong......"
Sun Zixuan looked around, and finally found a familiar one, as if he had found a backer, and shouted loudly.
Brother Xiaolong walked forward with a helpless wry smile.
"Brother Xiaolong, what's going on with these guys?"
Sun Zixuan asked in a low voice.
"Teach you kung fu."
Brother Xiaolong replied.
"Ugh!
All I need to do is learn your Jeet Kune Do!
You don't have to learn from so many ghosts, do you?
Besides, I didn't promise to fulfill their wishes!
Sun Zixuan shouted loudly, this was said to the group of ghosts standing behind Brother Xiaolong.
"Jeet Kune Do is not invincible, and besides, you promised the judge."
Brother Xiaolong said with a bitter face.
Sun Zixuan opened his mouth, but he didn't speak, and then he thought that in the underground glass ward of the National Security Intelligence Bureau, in order to understand and learn the acupoint pushing method as soon as possible, he agreed to the unreasonable request of the unscrupulous uncle.
"Is this a cocoon?
Or do you dig a pit yourself and then jump off yourself?
Sun Zixuan was speechless.
Sun Zixuan shook his head vigorously and said, "How is it possible?
Jeet Kune Do requires speed and speed, strength and strength, and if you add nunchucks, even if it is not the first in the world, it will be no problem to be in the top three!
” "I can't get into the top five......"
Brother Xiaolong said very awkwardly, which sounded insincere.
"Little fat man, this is a bad statement, although Jeet Kune Do is powerful, but it is more than strong, and the flexibility is insufficient, as the so-called overcoming rigidity with softness, only the combination of rigidity and softness is the last word."
A fat Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe and looking quite kind walked out.
"Ugh!
Who are you?
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Sun Zixuan felt that this sounded so familiar?
"Poor road Zhang Sanfeng."
The fat old man replied.
"Ugh!
Tai Chi Zhang Sanfeng!
Sun Zixuan finally remembered where he heard this familiar sounding word.
"Little fat man, even if you want to learn Jeet Kune Do, you must lay a good foundation, otherwise even if you learn the moves of Jeet Kune Do, it will only be a castle in the air."
An emaciated old ghost walked out.
"A castle in the sky?
That's a big breath, who are you?
Sun Zixuan asked disdainfully.
"Wing Chun, Ip Man."
Sun Zixuan almost fell to the ground, no wonder he dared to say such a bullish thing, but Brother Xiaolong could only stand obediently and smile bitterly, it turned out that this was Brother Xiaolong's master!
"Little fat man......"
A female ghost with a very good figure stood up.
"Wait a minute......
Sun Zixuan hurriedly waved his hand and shouted: "Everyone, I am only one person, and my time is limited, I can't spend all my time on learning kung fu, right?"
I just want to learn some self-defense, but I don't want to be a world martial arts champion, I still have to learn medical skills!
So, I can only say that I appreciate your kindness. ” "This is a ...... mistake" Zhang Sanfeng, the fat old man, stood up and shook his head and said: "I don't want to teach you all the kung fu, but I want you to master the core techniques of each kind of kung fu. ” "Ugh!
How long does it take?
Sun Zixuan asked.
"Three years is enough."
Zhang Sanfeng spread out his right hand and said.
Poof!
Sun Zixuan fainted.
Two months later......
"Please advise."
Sun Zixuan said to Ip Man.
"Please."
Ip Man smiled and raised his hand to make a gesture of please.
"Little fat man, you must remember the core of Tai Chi, beat him, and you must win glory for our fat man!"
Zhang Sanfeng shouted on the side.
"This old fat man, aren't you afraid of big things when you watch the excitement?"
Sun Zixuan pursed his lips and said, in the past two months, he has mainly followed Zhang Sanfeng to learn Tai Chi, but it is other ghosts with unique skills who are fed, as a result, every time Sun Zixuan is beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and even so, he can't rest, and he has to follow Ouyang Xiahua to learn poison arts, the time row is full, and Sun Zixuan feels that he has been busier than the President of the United States in the past two months.
Sun Zixuan made a Tai Chi pattern with both hands on his chest, and Ye Man's feet moved on the ground in small steps, the speed was very fast, and he had already come to Sun Zixuan in the blink of an eye, and it was a small short punch without saying a word.
Wing Chun's kung fu is all hand-to-hand short punches, which are very fast, often hitting several short punches in the blink of an eye.
The core of Tai Chi is to overcome rigidity with softness, four or two thousand catties, compared with Wing Chun, the speed is called a slow.
Often, half of Sun Zixuan Taiji's moves have already been hit two or three times by Ip Man's short punches, and by the time he finishes a move, he will be hit at least four or five times.
"Damn, is this Nima the final assessment or beaten?"
Sun Zixuan sneered.
But Zhang Sanfeng, the old fat man, was still jumping on the side and shouting.
"Forgot, forgot?"
"I forgot you big-headed ghost!"
Sun Zixuan scolded secretly: "I'm not Zhang Wuji, this Nima is beaten, not watching a movie, even if I am Zhang Wuji, you can get me a big beauty named Zhao Min!"
” Five minutes later, Sun Zixuan had become blue and swollen.
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"Forgot, forgot?"
Zhang Sanfeng shouted loudly.
"I forgot half of it......
Yes!
Sun Zixuan was directly kicked to the ground by Ip Man.
Another five minutes passed.
"Forgot, forgot?"
"I forgot, I forgot everything, I'll fight with you!"
Sun Zixuan shouted loudly, got up from the ground, and beckoned him with a punch.
Ip Man quickly blocked with his hands on his chest, Sun Zixuan's move was not a move at all, it was purely a random wave of arms, all of which were resisted by Ip Man, and there was no punch on Ip Man's body at all, but it was Ip Man's counterattack that caused Sun Zixuan to take several more blows.
"This stupid guy, what I made you forget was the moves of Tai Chi, and I didn't let you forget the core of Tai Chi!"
Zhang Sanfeng slapped his forehead heavily, and scolded him very hatefully.
At this moment, Ye Man hit Sun Zixuan's left chest with a short punch, and Sun Zixuan's right hand was round, leading, unloading, and leading, which seemed to be slow, but the last came first, not only completely resisting this punch, but even using the stickiness of Tai Chi to deflect the center of gravity of Ye Man's body.
Ye Man staggered a little, and was about to wait to be beaten, but found that Sun Zixuan had a blue nose and swollen face and looked at him with a smug smile!
Moreover, it was just laughter, and other than that, there was no follow-up action.
"Little fat man, hit!
Why don't you fight for such a good opportunity?
Zhang Sanfeng's angry jump, this is the best opportunity for Sun Zixuan to counterattack since the battle, and the success rate is extremely high.
"Old fat man, you fat man, I have a brain pump?
I have graduated from Tai Chi, and then I will learn Wing Chun with Old Man Ye, if I am bored with one fist, in the next few months, will I not be beaten to death by Old Man Ye?
Sun Zixuan jumped to his feet and shouted.
Ip Man only felt that his eyes were dark, he originally thought that this fat man respected the old and loved the young!
After a long time, this fat man is worried that he will be beaten when he learns Wing Chun next!
"Yo!
Everyone's happy!
Pause, little fat man, you've got something to do.
The unscrupulous uncle didn't know where it came from, and smiled at Sun Zixuan gloatingly.
"What's going on?
It's messy, fat man, I stand up straight, and I've never done anything illegal.
Sun Zixuan retorted with a glare.
"Who came last time, broke into a private house over the wall, and beat a good young man who couldn't take care of himself, and broke all three legs?"
The unscrupulous uncle asked, touching his bare chin.
"Cut!"
Sun Zixuan said nonchalantly: "The National Security Intelligence Agency has already exposed this matter, so I haven't done anything illegal, what's more, is Sun Tzu a good young man?"
It's simply a cancer of society, pure scum, I cleaned him up for the benefit of the majority of women, for the sake of eliminating violence and peace, and I felt that I was at a loss if I didn't give me a certificate. ” "I'm talking about last night, or this morning."
The unscrupulous uncle reminded with a strange smile.
"Last night and early this morning?
I'm learning Tai Chi from the old fat man, and by the way, I've also learned to distinguish and dissolve all kinds of poisons.
Sun Zixuan pursed his lips disdainfully.
"I'm talking about the yang world, not the underworld."
The unscrupulous uncle shouted with black lines on his head.
"Sunma?"
Sun Zixuan was stunned for a moment, and what came to his mind was Wang Jiajia, who was wearing a nurse's short skirt on the outside, and was in a vacuum inside, trembling like an electric shock lying on his body.
"Isn't it?"
Sun Zixuan was shocked and shouted anxiously: "Let me go back, let me go back quickly, I don't want to lie on the couch and be beaten!"
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” "Haha!"
All the ghosts laughed in unison.