Inoue Rongren was born in a family of traditional Chinese medicine, and his wife was born in a tea ceremony family, which is one of the four major tea ceremony families in the Oriental island country, and has a high status in the entire Oriental island country, and the two are also a good match.
Inoue Eiren had a strong interest in the tea ceremony before he got married, and after he got married, he learned the most authentic tea ceremony from his wife, and immersed himself in it for 30 years.
However, now a fat man in ordinary clothes in China actually gave him a "garbage" evaluation, this Nima is simply a bad review in online shopping, Inoue Rongren wanted to grab Sun Zixuan's clothes collar, pick up this damn fat man, spray him with a spit on his face, and then angrily asked loudly: "Why give me a bad review?"
...... pro" "Dare to mess with the fat man?
It's boring, isn't it?
” Looking at Inoue Rongren's constipated expression, Sun Zixuan was secretly refreshed, but this is not the end, but only the beginning.
Sun Zixuan reached out and picked up the jar on the low table, poured a cup of green tea soup again, put it under his nose and smelled it.
"Tea is good tea, but unfortunately it was not handled correctly, the grass and trees were too strong, which covered up the aroma of tea, and failed ......"
Then, Sun Zixuan looked at the condition of the tea again and shook his head again.
"The water is good water, but unfortunately it is rich in too many minerals, and it has a chemical reaction with the tea leaves, destroying the crystal-like color of the tea soup, and it fails to ......."
Sun Zixuan raised the teacup in front of his eyes, and then shook his head.
"The cup is a good cup, but the tea soup should be served with red clay small cups, but you are purple sand, and the artistic conception is completely destroyed, and failure ......"
Criticism does not end, it begins.
"The stove should use a small red clay stove, you use a small purple sand stove, and ...... failure" "The flame should be litchi wood, Tianshan bamboo, even if it is worse, charcoal should be used, only the natural gas can stimulate the natural meaning in the tea, but you use an induction cooker, failure ......"
"Grinding should be done with a wooden pestle in clockwise order, close to the pot and rolled at a low rotation, you just used the method of pounding garlic, and failed ......"
"Tea should indeed be kept in a wooden box, preferably golden silk nanmu, sour jujube branches, and some should also be kept in ironwood, teak guess right, you use sandalwood, the aroma of sandalwood itself will destroy the aroma of tea, failure ......"
Every time Sun Zixuan said the last sentence, Inoue Rongren's face would darken a little, and by the time Sun Zixuan said the seventh and eighth article, Inoue Rongren's face was already black and about to drip ink.
However, every sentence Sun Zixuan said was very correct and impeccable, although Inoue Rongren wanted to refute, but he couldn't find a point to refute at all, Bai had a mouth, but he couldn't spit out a word, so he could only listen to Sun Zixuan criticize his tea ceremony skills from beginning to end.
"Do you know what is the most important thing about the tea ceremony?"
Sun Zixuan picked up the mineral water on the table, opened it and took a sip, then looked at Inoue Rongren with a smile and asked lightly.
Inoue Rongren was about to be stupid, hearing Sun Zixuan's question, he thought about it for a long time, and finally shook his head helplessly, in fact, Sun Zixuan's question has countless answers, but in this situation, in the case that Sun Zixuan has just criticized Inoue Rongren's tea ceremony for nothing, Inoue Rongren does not dare to guarantee that what he said is correct, rather than showing cowardice, it is better to hide it.
"The most important thing in the tea ceremony is people, upright people, and the tea cooked is the upright tea; Honest people, the tea cooked is honest tea; A wise man, the tea that is brewed is a smart tea; Wise people, the tea cooked is wise tea, do you know what I just tasted from the tea soup?
Sun Zixuan asked again.
Inoue Rongren was about to go crazy, shaking his head blankly, he was already on the verge of collapse.
"Garbage."
Sun Zixuan slowly spit out two words.
"It turned out to be garbage......"
Inoue Rongren was criticized by Sun Zixuan for his tea ceremony for being useless before, especially Sun Zixuan would say garbage at the end every time he commented on it, so Inoue Rongren now heard such an evaluation of garbage, and his first reaction was, yes, it is indeed garbage.
However, Inoue Rongren was not brain-pumping, just because he was stunned by Sun Zixuan, and when he reacted, he was furious.
According to what Sun Zixuan just said, what kind of person can cook what kind of tea, so in other words, Sun Zixuan said that he tasted garbage from the tea soup, wouldn't it be equivalent to saying that Inoue Rongren, who cooked the tea soup, is also garbage?
"How dare you humiliate me like this......"
Inoue Eiren slapped the table and stood up from the sofa violently, roaring angrily.
Although the hall was very spacious and the area was very large, it was not a wilderness after all, and Eiren Inoue's angry roar instantly attracted everyone's attention.
Sun Zixuan sat on the sofa and said: "The tea ceremony is like life, you should be calm, seek truth from facts, right is right, wrong is wrong, garbage is garbage, your voice is loud, does it mean that you are not garbage?"
” In terms of lip service, Inoue Rongren is not Sun Zixuan's opponent at all, and Sun Zixuan started from the tea ceremony, so Inoue Rongren suddenly didn't know how to refute it.
After holding back for a long time, Inoue Rongren finally came up with a wonderful way to get out of the predicament and be able to taunt Sun Zixuan.
"You say that my tea ceremony is garbage, okay, then let me see your Chinese tea ceremony, don't tell me, your Chinese tea ceremony is to put the tea leaves in a glass and pour boiling water."
Inoue Eiren said with a sneer.
"You are talking about the way ordinary people drink tea, not the way I drink tea in the Chinese tea ceremony, since you want to see the skills of your ancestors, then I will be ugly."
Sun Zixuan smiled.
Inoue Rongren was about to taunt Sun Zixuan two more sentences, and suddenly thought of a question, this damn fat man said "the skills of the ancestors", although it is true, but why does it sound as if he has become the third grandson?
It so happened that George, the housekeeper, heard the maid of the house say that there was an argument in the hall, and came to the hall from behind.
"Mr.
George, I need some items, I wonder if you can get them for me?"
Sun Zixuan got up and asked politely.
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"Of course, what do you need?"
George asked politely.
As the so-called disease goes to the doctor, the doctors present are all extremely excellent doctors in Chinese medicine, and George doesn't know which of these people can cure Buffett's disease, so he is very polite to everyone, as long as he is not too demanding, he will help to do it.
"I need a white robe, an ancient Chinese style, and an incense case, do you have a bathroom here?"
Sun Zixuan made a lot of demands cracklingly.
"What is this for?"
Everyone was dumbfounded, especially Inoue Rongren, who didn't know what this damn Chinese fat man was going to do.
"Okay Doctor Sun, please wait ten minutes, I'll let people prepare, the bathroom is here, please."
George said politely.
Sun Zixuan nodded, picked up the small travel bag he was carrying, followed behind George, and left the hall.
Ten minutes passed, and Sun Zixuan did not return to the hall.
Twenty minutes passed, and the crowd began to feel impatient.
"Is this damn fat man using this as an excuse to escape?"
Inoue Rongren secretly said.
The more Inoue Rongren thought about it, the more it should be like this, and he was about to scold Sun Zixuan for his shamelessness, when he saw Sun Zixuan appear at the door of the room on the edge of the hall.
Sun Zixuan was wearing a loose milky white robe, and his head was a little wet, obviously not dry, and this just proved that he had indeed gone to take a bath just now.
"Sun Jun, don't be pretentious."
Inoue Rongren exclaimed unhappily: "What I want to see is your most orthodox tea ceremony in China, not to see you wasting our precious time." ” Inoue Rongren's simple words of reproach directly pulled the others into his trenches and put Sun Zixuan on the opposite side of everyone.
Sun Zixuan took square steps and walked forward step by step, a bit like a character in Peking Opera.
"Since you want to see the most orthodox ancient Chinese tea ceremony, then I naturally want to do a full set of plays, if it is just cooking tea, how can I see the difference?
You must know that the most orthodox tea ceremony in China has very strict steps, which cannot be understood by you who bully the soft and fear the hard, obscene and shameless garbage.
Sun Zixuan said with a serious face.
The others looked at Inoue's dark face and constipation-like expression, and suddenly burst out laughing.
"Well, I'd like to see what you're up to."
Inoue Eiren gritted his teeth.
Sun Zixuan pursed his lips disdainfully and began to perform.
In fact, the ancient Chinese tea ceremony is not so exquisite, friends, dress simple and comfortable, boating on the river or under the riverside trees can be, when cooking tea, everyone can talk about it, do not need to taboo too many things, taste after cooking tea, talk about various changes, this is the most common scene of the ancient Chinese tea ceremony.
And Sun Zixuan is now completely beating children on a rainy day - idle is idle, anyway, he has to wait for several hours, so he not only took out the set of the palace tea ceremony, but even took out the most formal etiquette of the ancient sacrifice, which is very cumbersome, but it can indeed bluff people.
Burning incense, praying, and bowing to heaven and earth......
It was already an hour before this system was completed, and this was deliberately shortened and simplified by Sun Zixuan, otherwise, it would not have ended at all without three or four hours.
Inoue Rongren watched Sun Zixuan, who was wearing a milky white robe, finish all this, as if he thought of something, and said in surprise: "Could this be the legendary bathing, burning incense, and respecting heaven and earth?"
” Sun Zixuan looked at Inoue Rongren and nodded, "Exactly." ” Inoue Rongren suddenly became solemn.
Sun Zixuan still took square steps, and came to the desk prepared by Steward George step by step, and first cleaned his hands with the water in the porcelain basin before picking up the tea can.
Picking tea, dropping tea, lifting pestle, dropping pestle, grinding tea......
A set of tea ceremony steps is not only decent, but also gives people a sense of art, even people who don't understand the tea ceremony, are attracted by Sun Zixuan's smooth and solemn behavior.
Spoonfuls of different ingredients were put into the tea, and a slightly pungent smell of mutton and grass permeated the air.
"Please."
Sun Zixuan put a cup of tea soup in front of Inoue Rongren and made a gesture of please.
"This ......
Can this be drunk?
Inoue Rongren made the exact same move as Sun Zixuan in the underworld, and was completely dumbfounded.