Thick lips and big mouth, rosacea nose, bodhisattva ears, mouse eyes, and one-word eyebrows.
Sun Zixuan has followed Yuan Shoucheng to learn fortune-telling for a period of time, although he is not proficient, but he can see one, two, three, four.
In terms of physiognomy, thick lips represent loyalty, big mouth represents no scheming, rosacea nose represents a life of ups and downs and short life, bodhisattva ears represent many blessings and longevity, mouse eyes represent calculating, and one-word eyebrows represent scheming.
These maddening facial features are all concentrated on one face, which is simply the natural nemesis of every fortune teller!
To put it in a more plain language: You look like this, hurry up and die early and be reincarnated!
"He's Bai Xiaosheng?"
Sun Zixuan looked at the fat man in a daze, then at the unscrupulous uncle, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, moistened his dry throat, and asked.
"That's right."
The unscrupulous uncle smiled evilly and nodded.
Sun Zixuan suddenly had a feeling of being overwhelmed by three views, in his impression, Bai Xiaosheng should be a graceful and suave person, with the characteristics of a gentleman and an aristocratic temperament......
Skinny, the result ......
Finding the antonyms of the characteristics of Bai Xiaosheng in his impression is the description of the real Bai Xiaosheng in front of him.
"Your Excellency Judge......
Bai Xiaosheng stood steadily beside Sun Zixuan, first arched his hand to Sun Zixuan, and then raised his head to salute the unscrupulous uncle.
Sun Zixuan's impression of Bai Xiaosheng suddenly improved a lot, at least ......
This Bai Xiaosheng is still more polite, and a polite ghost should be easier to get along with, no matter how bad it is, it won't be any worse!
Pity......
"When did you give me the forty-eight style diagram of the Spring Palace that you promised to give me last time?
Don't think that you are a judge and you are a ghost, you feel that you are very awesome, believe it or not, I pushed you back by your three sisters-in-law when you were in the yang world, and was pushed backwards by six widows and ghosts when you were not a judge in the underworld, and the fact that you almost never overlived was publicized to the whole underworld?
” "And yes!
Didn't you promise to find me a female celebrity ghost?
It's been more than 700 years, just stuff me some old lady ghosts, why are you so good at bullying Lao Tzu?
” Bai Xiaosheng pointed at the unscrupulous uncle is squirt.
"This is Bai Xiaosheng?
Is this really Bai Xiaosheng?
Sun Zixuan was directly dumbfounded.
"Bai Xiaosheng is big, my name is Sun Zixuan, I want to ask you, I came back from the dead when I was in the yang world......"
Sun Zixuan gave up his hand to Bai Xiaosheng, and then asked the question.
Sun Zixuan thought that if Bai Xiaosheng could really answer, then the trouble would be troublesome, and it would be a know-it-all with him, if Bai Xiaosheng didn't understand, then he would leave Bai Xiaosheng in the underworld and let the unscrupulous uncle have a headache!
"You are Sun Zixuan!"
Bai Xiaosheng looked Sun Zixuan up and down, nodded and said, "I know the reason, but do you have anything to exchange?"
Don't fool me like that grandson, I didn't grow up as a vegetarian. ” Sun Zixuan's eyes rolled and said, "What forty-eight style diagram that Lord Judge promised to give you is rotten to scum." ” "Huh?"
Bai Xiaosheng's eyes lit up suddenly.
"Really?
The forty-eight style drawings of the Spring Palace collected by the judge are rare masterpieces in the underworld, and they are made by top painters with painstaking efforts, and the pictures on it are lifelike, and they look like they are immersive, do you have anything better than it?
Bai Xiaosheng grabbed Sun Zixuan's hand and asked eagerly.
"Whew!
The top painter is a fart, no matter how realistic he paints, is there a realistic photo?
Is there a photo album to hook people?
Sun Zixuan asked disdainfully.
"What do you call a photo?
What is a photo album?
Bai Xiaosheng, who is known as a know-it-all and knows everything about the rivers and lakes, was dumbfounded.
After all, dynasties are different, science and technology are different, and development is different, so it is extremely normal for Bai Xiaosheng to have something that he doesn't know.
"You wait!
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Don't run around, I'll come when I go.
Sun Zixuan confessed and immediately returned to the yang world.
Coming to the world from the Valley of Hundred Flowers, Sun Zixuan directly took a car and came to the most famous pirated street in Shangjing.
When Sun Zixuan was a freshman or sophomore in college, he often came here with his dormitory friends to buy good things, of course, it will not be an antique painting, but a pirated CD, and the cover is full of the kind of CD that scratches his head and poses beautifully, this ......
Hey!
You know.
"Yo!
Fatty, you haven't been here in a few years!
Sun Zixuan walked into a rental bookstore familiarly, and as soon as he entered the door, he was recognized by a middle-aged uncle sitting behind the counter.
"Brother Gangster, business is booming!"
Sun Zixuan greeted warmly.
Brother Liu's name is Liu Mang, the homonym is hooligan, this guy is definitely the best, for the actresses in the small movies of the Oriental island country, such as a few treasures, it has definitely reached the super realm of yards, and even a casual glance can tell how much the circumference of a woman passing by, the error is definitely within three inches.
The most important thing is that Liu Mang is bold and generous, and after getting acquainted with it, he will often help you get some top goods.
"That's it!
You can't starve to death, and you can't get rich.
Liu Mang replied with a smile.
"Brother Gangster, is there a photo album?"
Sun Zixuan went straight to the point.
"I said fatty, you're going back more and more!
I remember that in the first half of your freshman year, you had already left the low-level fun thing of the photo album, and changed to watch a small movie with a code!
When I was a sophomore, I came to choose all of them!
Why do you want to have a photo album again?
Liu Mang quipped.
"Brother Gangster, I bought it for others, I've gotten rid of this low-level interest, and I've found several wives."
Sun Zixuan said with a smile.
"Haha!
I'm bragging to Brother Hooligans again, just you kid, it's good to find a wife, and there are several wives, Cheng, photo album, right!
I have long sold out of the ordinary goods in the past, and it seems that there is still a foreign copy left, do you want it?
Liu Mang got up from behind the counter and walked back as he asked.
"Yes."
Sun Zixuan nodded.
Liu Mang rummaged for a long time, and finally found a magazine with a blonde stunner on the cover and looming in the key position.
"Brother Gangster, how much is this?"
Sun Zixuan took out his wallet and asked.
"What's not money, no one wants this thing now, and it's taking up space when it's put away, so I'll give it to you."
Liu Mang waved his hand nonchalantly.
Sun Zixuan has known Liu Mang for so many years, he understands Liu Mang's character very well, and he didn't insist, he took the magazine with his left hand and stretched out his right hand in front of Liu Mang.
"Yo!
This look is that I have been mixed up in society, and I know how to shake hands!
Liu Mang smiled, stretched out his right hand and held Sun Zixuan's right hand tightly.
A wave of yang power surged into Liu Mang's body, quickly sweeping away the toxins in Liu Mang's organs, as well as some hidden diseases that although there is no big problem now, they will definitely cause big problems when they get old, and even as long as they erupt once, they can all sweep away Liu Mang's hidden diseases.
"Huh?"
Liu Mang suddenly felt that his body had become much more comfortable.
"It's just qigong, hehe!
Brother Gangster,Go back and help me come step by step.,Low-clear、Medium-clear、Standard、HD,And then ugly girls have codes.,Beauty has codes.,Ugly girls.,Beauty or something.,Sort it out.,I'll come over and get it once from time to time.。
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Sun Zixuan let go of Liu Mang's hand, opened his wallet, took out a stack of 100 yuan bills with at least three or four thousand yuan, and put them on the counter.
Sun Zixuan has his own considerations, Bai Xiaosheng is still in the thinking stage of the ancients who are lower than the lowest, and a few pictures of the Spring Palace have already made him scratch his ears and cheeks, as soon as the photo album comes out, Bai Xiaosheng will definitely be obedient, but the level of appreciation of people will continue to improve, so it is necessary to continuously improve the grade to meet Bai Xiaosheng's needs.
Therefore, Sun Zixuan will ask Liu Mang to help stock up the goods, in this way, from low to high, from poor to good, from cavalry to infantry, fooling Bai Xiaosheng is definitely a sure thing, it really doesn't work, Sun Zixuan can take Bai Xiaosheng to the Oriental Island Country, and then spend money to find a real person, let Bai Xiaosheng possess a certain man, to put it bluntly, dealing with Bai Xiaosheng, you can get it with money, and what can be done with money is not a problem at all.
"I said, fatty, how much do you want to buy?
Now a pirated disc is sold for five yuan, and the purchase price is a few cents!
Liu Mang asked in surprise.
"Go according to the retail price, buddy, I'm not short of money now, just help me stock up and get ready to work, I'll be of great use."
Sun Zixuan said with a smile.
"That's a lot of money!"
Liu Mang said.
"What?
Doesn't it take time to stock up?
Don't bother?
It's hard work.
Sun Zixuan smiled, waved his hand, and walked out of the door of the rental bookstore with the magazine.
"Fatty, too much, too much......"
Liu Mang hurriedly grabbed the money on the counter and chased out the door while shouting.
Empty alley, where is there still Sun Zixuan's figure?
Returning the same way, Sun Zixuan reappeared in the hall of the underworld.
"Come, let's see what is good about this and what forty-eight diagrams?"
Sun Zixuan directly opened the cover, held it in his hand, and then handed the magazine to Bai Xiaosheng.
As soon as Bai Xiaosheng saw the blonde stunner on the cover of the magazine, the eyes of the two rats suddenly widened like copper bells, and their mouths, which were already quite big, almost grinned to the root of their ears, and they couldn't care about the saliva flowing out.
The unscrupulous uncle flew down from the air with a swoop, his head on Bai Xiaosheng's shoulder, and stared at the color photos in the magazine.
"Oops!
This is good, this is good, look at this breast, this buttocks, this waist, this posture, if you want to refuse and welcome, you will answer shyly......
"The unscrupulous uncle began to comment.
Bai Xiaosheng didn't know what to say, nodded vigorously, and almost stuck his head into it, and both of his eyes began to glow red.
"Isn't it pretty?"
Sun Zixuan asked with a smile, he likes Asian beauties, but he doesn't like foreign girls very much, mainly because foreign girls are too open, for traditional Chinese men, they still prefer the type of jasper who is ashamed to answer the small family, too open, unbearable!
"It's good-looking."
The heads of the unscrupulous uncle and Bai Xiaosheng were like chickens pecking rice.
"What is this, watch me sacrifice an artifact."
Sun Zixuan shouted, taking out the package that he had just removed.
There is also an attachment on top of the bag, which is a glasses with a quirky color.
Sun Zixuan handed the glasses to Bai Xiaosheng, but was snatched away by the unscrupulous uncle.
The unscrupulous uncle is no stranger to glasses, so he looked at them over and over again, and asked curiously, "Isn't this just glasses?"
What kind of artifact is it?
” Sun Zixuan pouted and said, "Put it on, look at it." ” The unscrupulous uncle put on his glasses suspiciously and looked at the magazine in Bai Xiaosheng's hand.
"Oh my God!"
The unscrupulous uncle let out an exclamation.
Bai Xiaosheng was suddenly anxious, snatched his glasses off, followed the example of an unscrupulous uncle, and put them on the bridge of his nose.
"Oh my God!"
Bai Xiaosheng gasped and let out a shocking scream.
"Dirt buns, haha!"
Sun Zixuan laughed proudly.
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This glasses is an ordinary 3D glasses, the cost is a few cents, and the most common one that sells is two or three yuan, but the problem is that these 3D glasses are equipped with processed color photos, and some key positions are directly magnified, and the original maximum is C, which can be magnified directly to F, and it is very three-dimensional.
"I could better than this!"
Sun Zixuan said with a smile.
Bai Xiaosheng stuffed the magazine in his hand into the arms of the unscrupulous uncle, and grabbed Sun Zixuan's hands.
"Sun Zixuan, I will be mixed with you after Bai Xiaosheng, you are the boss of my Bai Xiaosheng, you tell me to go east, I will never go west, you call me to fight dogs, I will never pick chickens."
The unscrupulous uncle looked at the proud Sun Zixuan and was directly dumbfounded.