How difficult it is for Nanhua immortals to deal with, how strange their character is, and how bad they are for ghosts, it is definitely a fact that the entire underworld knows, for so many years, no ghost can hear Nanhua immortals and Yan Yuese say a word, no, not a word, not even a word.
As for things like apprenticeship, in Nanhua immortals, it has not appeared for half a time, there was once a Taoist doctor who was extremely famous in the yang world, after the soul came to the underworld and became a soul refining ghost, he specially went to apprentice to learn art, what kind of cold door and snow and other things God knows, but he didn't get the nod of Nanhua immortals.
But now, Sun Zixuan, the little fat man, with a few words of whiskers, actually got the kind attitude of the Nanhua Immortals, and even worshiped the Nanhua Immortals, becoming the only apprentice of the Nanhua Immortals since he became a soul refining ghost.
The unscrupulous uncle felt: It's not that I don't understand, the world is changing fast!
Sun Zixuan called out "Master" in a hurry, leaned over to knock on the shoulders and massage the Nanhua Immortals, the movements were skillful, and the mouth was not idle, one "Master" in one mouth, and the cold asked for warmth.
"I'll go back and prepare some utensils, and I'll come and teach you the art later."
Nanhua Immortal was comfortable and satisfied, said a word to Sun Zixuan, got up and left.
As soon as the Nanhua Immortals walked on the front foot, the unscrupulous uncle on the back foot and Bai Xiaosheng, who didn't know where to come out, surrounded Sun Zixuan.
"Little fat man, how did you do that?
Did you use some kind of seduction?
” "Boss, this Nanhua Immortal is definitely a fake, the real Nanhua Immortal doesn't give anyone face!"
Sun Zixuan triumphantly dragged over a chair, sat down with a golden knife, and said proudly: "What is this!"
I'll tell you, this kind of situation is very common in the yang world, and I have a lot of experience. ” Bai Xiaosheng was better, and the unscrupulous uncle directly widened his eyes and asked.
You must know that in the underworld, the judge of the unscrupulous uncle has not existed since the beginning of the underworld, but has been promoted from a ghost to a judge, so in the underworld, there are not as many ghosts as the judge in terms of power, but there are many ghosts who completely ignore the judge in terms of status.
Bai Xiaosheng and Nanhua Immortals are among the representatives, but not all, and if the unscrupulous uncle wants to work in peace and stability, he has to think about how to deal with these ghosts with great backgrounds, otherwise, every time he will grovel, and this judge will be boring!
"Actually, this is very simple, when I was in the hospital, I always met all kinds of patients with strange personalities, simple groveling will only make people look down on them, we must say the words to the hearts of others, to put it bluntly, it is to see people talk about people, and ghosts talk nonsense."
Sun Zixuan smiled and began to introduce the experience.
In hospitals, patients are naturally diverse, especially Chinese medicine, because those who believe in Chinese medicine are generally middle-aged and elderly, and young people generally believe in Western medicine, not to mention that the curative effect of Chinese medicine is too long, while Western medicine can quickly see the effect, so the patient group is thus distinguished.
Eighty percent of the old man's temper is rather eccentric, and this eccentricity is not a derogatory term, but a generalization.
For example, some elderly people are leaders before they retire, and what kind of words leaders like to listen to, doctors can basically pass the test according to this meaning.
But even if they are leaders, they are divided into corrupt officials and clean officials, and they are also divided into eight-sided exquisite and high, and even if they are high, they are divided into true and false high, and so on......
Traditional Chinese medicine (TCM) diagnosing diseases is to follow the four methods of looking, hearing, asking and cutting, while looking at people is to follow the observation of words and feelings, and the two themselves are closely related.
The most important thing is that the language of Huaxia is broad and profound, and the same sentence can be said differently, as long as you choose the most suitable sentence, or as long as you don't choose the most unsuitable sentence to say, you can ensure that you will not anger the patient.
In the same way, although Nanhua Immortals have a strange temper and are a bit fake and high-minded, Sun Zixuan knows that Nanhua Immortals like to be slapped by people, and it is definitely the type that the better and more explicit your sycophants are, the happier he will be, and the rest of the matter is simple.
Soon the Nanhua immortals went and returned, carrying a huge box in their hands, which was the kind of big box with a handle that the two servants carried with a flat pole when they married their daughters in ancient times.
Bai Xiaosheng didn't know where to go long before the Nanhua Immortals appeared at the door of the hall, so the only ones waiting for the Nanhua Immortals were Sun Zixuan and Uncle Unscrupulous, the judges who were regarded as nothing by many ghosts.
"Master, in the underworld, aren't tools that can be conjured up at any time?"
Sun Zixuan carried forward the tradition of respecting the old and loving the young, respecting the teacher, and ran up quickly, his mouth was attentive, and his hands and feet were even more swift to take the box.
"The illusion is fake after all, and it's better to learn from it and be more real."
Nanhua Immortal said solemnly.
Sun Zixuan nodded again and again.
Nanhua Immortal stood still in the middle of the hall, did not let Sun Zixuan do it, but opened the lid of the box by himself, and inside was the pattern of one layer at a time.
The top layer is paved with crystal clear, similar to jade, but not as transparent as jade, more like small white stones of a chess game, each of which is the size of a thumb's fingernail.
The second layer is as many as a dozen ordinary and visible things, and there are all kinds of things, anyway, no matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with curing diseases.
As for the third layer, that is, the bottom layer is contained, is a bamboo tube of different sizes, thicknesses, and lengths.
"Little fat man, I'll teach you my best blazing therapy first."
Nanhua Immortal picked up a bamboo tube with the length of his middle finger and the thickness of an adult's wrist, and said in a deep voice.
Sun Zixuan immediately watched intently, for fear of missing any detail.
"Your Excellency, borrow me a ghost!"
The Nanhua Immortal squinted at the unscrupulous uncle, his voice full of disdain.
"Okay!"
Obviously, the unscrupulous uncle didn't have the slightest temper towards the Nanhua immortals, and he agreed without even thinking about it.
Sun Zixuan estimates, let alone let a ghost pawn come over and suffer, even if he asks the unscrupulous uncle, the judge, to come up as an experiment, the unscrupulous uncle can only be hard-headed, and he can't resist at all.
"Look at it, Blazing Therapy."
Nanhua Immortal said in a deep voice.
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I saw that the index finger and middle finger of Nanhua Immortal's left hand were put together into a sword, and he quickly swiped a few times on the ghost pawn's body, and the official uniform on the ghost pawn who served as an experimental object turned into pieces, falling in the air like a butterfly, and in the blink of an eye, this unlucky ghost pawn became defenseless.
"Ahh The ghost pawn screamed and covered the second brother under his crotch with both hands.
"Humph!
What is it called, here are all big men, what you have, is it possible that we don't have it?
Or is that toothpick-like thing down there a little bit of something special?
Nanhua Immortal said unhappily.
This ghost pawn obviously knew how difficult and domineering the Nanhua Immortal was, so he immediately shut up obediently, and let go of his hands, looking at his posture, as if he was about to be a strong girl, if two crystal tears slipped from the corners of his closed eyes, it would be even more like.
Nanhua Immortal withdrew his left hand, and a small flame appeared on his fingertips, and after circling in the bamboo tube, his right hand quickly buckled the bamboo tube to the ghost pawn's body.
Then, the second, the third, the fourth......
That is, in the blink of an eye, there were eighty-eight or sixty-four bamboo tubes on the body of this ghost pawn, the most exaggerated thing is the inner thigh of this ghost pawn, and on the side of the second brother, two bamboo tubes with the length of little fingers and the thickness of little fingers were inserted, and it looked like this benevolent brother had three second brothers.
"How?"
Nanhua Immortal clapped his hands, turned his head to look at Sun Zixuan, and asked with a smile.
After seeing Sun Zixuan's expression, the Nanhua Immortal was dumbfounded.
Because, Sun Zixuan's eyes were round and his mouth was wide open, as if he had seen a ghost, as if he had been stupid.
"Master, this is the Blazing Therapy?"
Sun Zixuan only reacted when the Nanhua Immortal called out for the third time, and after reacting, he asked in surprise.
"What?
Too hard?
It doesn't matter, one day in the yang world, one year in the underworld, no matter how bad your qualifications are, one or two months is enough time for you to learn this blazing therapy.
Nanhua Immortal comforted.
Sun Zixuan was about to cry, this is not too difficult to learn, but too easy, because the treatment method called blazing therapy used by Nanhua immortals is actually a relatively common and customary cupping method in traditional Chinese medicine treatment, and it is also the most simple and ordinary kind.
In the treatment of modern Chinese medicine, cupping uses glass jars, ceramic jars, and plastic jars, and there are more traditional methods and vacuum pumping methods.
However, cupping can be used to treat diseases, but it is only applied to ordinary people in the world, and God knows if it will be effective when used on cultivators!
"Master, what kind of principle does this apply?"
Sun Zixuan asked with a smile.
"Ever heard of air resistance?"
The old man Nanhua asked solemnly.
"It doesn't hurt if it's normal, and it doesn't hurt if it's normal."
Sun Zixuan nodded.
The so-called qi resistance is not the qi of breathing, but the essence, blood, and veins in the human body.
"If you refine the harmful substances in your body with the fire of your natal heart, you can get rid of diseases."
Nanhua Immortal explained.
Sun Zixuan suddenly understood, in fact, this is a way of refining tools and alchemy of the same origin, but this refining is not a pill or a device, but a disease, using the way of refining to cure the disease, this method is definitely non-mainstream, but obviously, the effect of this treatment method is excellent.
"The only drawback is that it can't be used on female cultivators, after all, yin and yang are mutually restrictive, and it is very likely that the cure will not be successful, but the patient will be burned to death."
The Nanhua Immortals were a little surprised to say the shortcomings of this treatment.
Sun Zixuan nodded very understandingly, yin and yang complement each other, and naturally they will restrain each other, especially the natal heart fire, that is, the samadhi true fire that is often used when refining weapons and alchemy, male and female yin and yang are different, and treating the opposite sex in this way will only add fuel to the fire, and finally burn the treatment object alive.
Nanhua Immortal is indeed worthy of Bai Xiaosheng's recommendation, and there are various treatment methods, some of which Sun Zixuan knows, such as scraping, medicinal baths, massages, and some that Sun Zixuan has never heard of, such as stone therapy, qi therapy, extraction therapy, and so on.
"Okay, I'll teach you all the treatments I know, just as the so-called master leads you into the door, and the cultivation depends on the individual, and how much you can achieve in the future depends on yourself.
If there is nothing else to do, I will go back to the Heavenly Dao first, and try not to look for me in the future.
Nanhua Immortal waved his hand after teaching Sun Zixuan the last treatment method a little impatiently.
Sun Zixuan was a little reluctant to Nanhua Immortals, because of these treatments, he just learned a rough idea, not too deep at all, unlike the previous study with those famous doctors in the underworld, Nanhua Immortals were too poor in teaching students' patience.
"Master, if I don't understand anything in the future, can I ......?"
"I want to comprehend the way of heaven."
Nanhua Immortal flatly refused.
Sun Zixuan pursed his lips, he knew why the unscrupulous uncle said that the Nanhua Immortals had a strange personality, and he simply responded to the advertising slogan: One second of sunshine, the next second of rain!
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"Master, I have a quota for a ghost pawn here, why don't I give this quota to you, in this case......"
Sun Zixuan asked.
"What did you say?"
The Nanhua Immortals were furious.