"Tsk!
Boy, what are you crying about?
Since you were lucky enough to choose me, I'll be responsible for you.
The Yellow Emperor sat on a large chair, looked at Sun Zixuan, who was full of tears and desolation, and said proudly.
Sun Zixuan was originally very sad, but after hearing the words of the Yellow Emperor, he felt ......
Even more Nima is sad, what do you mean "I will be responsible for you", people who don't know still think that the Yellow Emperor has done something very evil to Sun Zixuan!
"Uncle, let my three ghost pawns in, I'll fight with him."
Sun Zixuan felt that at this moment, he was like a righteous young man who had the courage to fight against the evil forces.
"It's useless, that's the Yellow Emperor, if you put the three ghost pawns in, they will all join the enemy in less than half a second."
The unscrupulous uncle says the most likely outcome.
Sun Zixuan was stunned, but soon realized that this was definitely possible, and as soon as he saw the appearance of the Yellow Emperor, the unscrupulous uncle almost fell to the ground as if he saw his own father!
"Then I will convince people with virtue."
Sun Zixuan said very seriously.
"Hey!"
The unscrupulous uncle wanted to hold Sun Zixuan, but Sun Zixuan turned around and left as soon as he finished speaking, and he didn't give the unscrupulous uncle a chance at all.
"Yellow Emperor, I want to criticize you......"
Sun Zixuan stood in front of the Yellow Emperor, looking at the Yellow Emperor seriously, his expression was very serious.
"This stunned young fat man!
This is simply a search for death!
"The unscrupulous uncle is already preparing to collect Sun Zixuan's body.
"Huh?"
The Yellow Emperor looked at Sun Zixuan with blazing eyes, and the muscles of his legs and arms were bulging, giving people the feeling of directly slapping him down and kicking him over without saying a word.
"As a descendant of Yan and Huang, I really can't bear it anymore, you say that you are a dignified Yellow Emperor god, how can you practice yourself like this?
Even if you are hard and simple, you can't just wear this sack!
I can't show your fierce and domineering spirit at all!
And what the hell is it on top of your head?
Is it bullhead gold?
If you want to top it, you should also top a gold crown, and it should be inlaid with some world-class gems such as the Heart of the Ocean, the Mountain of Light, and the Tears of the Sun!
” The Yellow Emperor's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and he was completely dumbfounded.
And the unscrupulous uncle is even more exaggerated, directly with a weak limbs, and a five-body throw.
"And yes!
Your figure is so good, your skin is so good, but it doesn't match your temperament!
You should get a tattoo, and it's the kind of full-body tattoo, and use it to fully show off your unique temperament.
Sun Zixuan continued.
"What should I get a tattoo?"
The Yellow Emperor asked stunned.
The Yellow Emperor can't be a simple-minded idiot, otherwise it would be impossible to kill super bulls like Emperor Yan and Chiyou, and it would be impossible to become the most famous figure in ancient China, but Sun Zixuan's words completely spoke to his heart, so he couldn't refuse at all.
Sun Zixuan thought about it, there are many kinds of tattoos in the world, what double dragon playing with pearls, Guan Erye with a full-body portrait on the back, or various animals, what dogs, bears, lions, tigers, wolves, eagles, etc., but it seems that if he says these tattoos, he will be slapped by the Yellow Emperor into a photo.
"It doesn't matter what you tattoo, it's the most important thing to highlight your temperament."
Sun Zixuan's eyes rolled and said: "I think the coolest thing is the sniper, that is, the sniper who kills an enemy with one shot, every time he kills an enemy, the sniper will cut a line on the butt of the gun, it's better to ......"
"You tattoo the head of the most powerful enemy you've ever killed, and you don't have to worry about it, those ordinary colors can't show your strength at all!"
Sun Zixuan continued.
The Yellow Emperor nodded thoughtfully, the tiger's body was shocked, and the sack on his body turned into powder and drifted in the air, revealing the perfect muscles, even if Mr.
Bodybuilder came over, he would secretly sigh that it was not as perfect as the bodybuilder, especially the long and thick one under the crotch, which was simply a male god!
One by one, the avatars appeared on the perfect body of the Yellow Emperor, but it seemed that there were too many.
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The Yellow Emperor pointed to his left chest angrily and said, "This is Chi You......"
Then he pointed to his right chest and said, "This is Emperor Yan." ” Then he pointed to his abdomen: "This is Xiong's ......"
Sun Zixuan looked at the dense portraits that were already covered all over his body except for the most on his face, and he was very glad that he didn't make a fool just now, if he was dizzy, it was estimated that he would ......
Now he doesn't even qualify for a tattoo.
Sun Zixuan looked at these avatars, felt a little numb in his scalp, and said secretly: "Is this Yellow Emperor a Taoist doctor or a tyrant?"
” "For those who follow me, I am a Taoist doctor, and for those who oppose me, I am a tyrant, those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me perish."
The Yellow Emperor said domineeringly.
Sun Zixuan was stunned and didn't know what to say, his thoughts were completely heard by the Yellow Emperor.
The Yellow Emperor slowly stood up from the oversized chair, a pair of dark and shiny leather shoes, a pair of crisp trousers, a shirt without buttons, revealing dense tattoos on his upper body, and a gold crown inlaid with huge diamonds, the image completely coincided with the image that appeared in Sun Zixuan's mind before.
"How?"
The Yellow Emperor stretched out his arms, looked down at his outfit, and asked.
Sun Zixuan gave a thumbs up with his right hand very weakly, the Yellow Emperor God dressed up like this, and he has completely become a big brother!
"Cheng, then let's go!"
The Yellow Emperor said with satisfaction.
The unscrupulous uncle hurriedly led the way groveling in front, with a flattering smile on his face, and the minion image made Sun Zixuan speechless.
The metal door opened, revealing the figures and faces of Tang Ren, Meng Po, and Gui Yuanzi who were standing outside the door and waiting.
"Boy, the three of them are your pawns?"
The Yellow Emperor strode out of the metal gate, frowned slightly, and asked.
"Yes."
Sun Zixuan nodded.
"Boy, with their strength, they are also worthy of being your ghost?
You three, hurry up and get as far as you can.
The Yellow Emperor waved his hand.
"What?
Our strength?
What's wrong with our strength?
The three guys had no idea who the burly man in front of them was, and they exploded when they heard this.
It's a pity that the idea is very plump, but the truth is very skinny.
Meng Po had two swords in his hand, and he rushed straight in, and the two swords stabbed fiercely at the shoulders of the Yellow Emperor.
The Yellow Emperor didn't even move, and with a snort, Meng Po flew out upside down in an instant, turning into a meteor, and it was estimated that it would land in another ten days and half a month.
Tang Ren let out a loud shout, and one after another medicinal pills with powerful destructive power came out of his hands and shot towards the Yellow Emperor.
The Yellow Emperor's eyes widened, all the pills stood still in the air, and in an instant, Ning was a super-large pill the size of a human head, and then the Yellow Emperor's eyes glared again, and the oversized pill with a large human head flew upside down, Tang Ren wanted to dodge, but found that he couldn't control his body, and the result was ......
With a roar, a second meteor appeared.
Gui Yuanzi's medical array has been completed, and the Yellow Emperor directly sneezed over, and the third meteor appeared.
Before Sun Zixuan could speak, the three ghost pawns all turned into meteors and flew away, this Nima gap is really too big, right?
"Who ...... that" The Yellow Emperor turned his head to look at the unscrupulous uncle, and just turned his head like this, almost scared the unscrupulous uncle to pee.
"Be merciful!
Great God.
Sun Zixuan shouted loudly, he didn't want a fourth meteor to appear.
The Yellow Emperor glanced at Sun Zixuan, then put his eyes on the unscrupulous uncle, and said: "The ghost pawn has a fart, take back all the ghost pawns, don't insult my little brother with this kind of rookie, my Yellow Emperor can't afford to lose that person." ” "Yes, yes......"
The unscrupulous uncle said in a row.
Sun Zixuan originally wanted to persuade him, but looking at the posture of the Yellow Emperor, persuasion was obviously ineffective, so he simply changed his method.
"Great God, it's okay if I don't want a ghost, do you think it's okay to let the three of them reincarnate directly, and it won't be in vain for them to fight with me?"
Sun Zixuan can only choose to intercede, this time it becomes a meteor, God knows if it will be directly scattered next time.
The Yellow Emperor nodded and said, "Cheng, just do it, whoever it is, just do it." ” After the Yellow Emperor decided, he looked at Sun Zixuan and said, "Boy, your personality is like me, protecting the calf, yes, I am optimistic about you!"
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” Sun Zixuan was about to cry.
The unscrupulous uncle was about to cry, he knew that he would get this evil star out, so it was really better to give Sun Zixuan a lot of benefits!
Back in the hall, the Yellow Emperor waved his hand and said: "Boy, you will mess with me in the future, your strength is a little worse, I will train slowly, you will not be worse than my original four King Kongs, eighteen Arhats, one hundred and eight generals." ” Sun Zixuan pursed his lips and said, "Great God, am I bad?"
I will attack from afar with Xiao Li Flying Knife, and my kung fu in close combat is a fusion of the kung fu of the top kung fu masters in ancient and modern China, and in medicine, I will acupuncture, decoction, and surgery, which can be described as a combination of Chinese and Western medicine......"
"What level of Taoist doctor are you?"
The Yellow Emperor directly interrupted Sun Zixuan's words.
"I don't know, I guess there should be a third, fourth, fourth, or fifth level!"
Sun Zixuan said.
"Three or fourth?
Level four or five?
Whoever is going to get a random patient out.
The Yellow Emperor said to the unscrupulous uncle.
The unscrupulous uncle naturally complied, and a soul refining ghost appeared in the hall.
"You can cure it and I'll see."
The Yellow Emperor waved his hand.
Sun Zixuan's eyes carefully looked at this soul refining ghost, this soul refining ghost was like a big smoke ghost, his face was sallow, thin skin and bones, and he showed a sick state from head to toe.
"Chronic hepatitis, it can be cured with medicine, I choose ......"
Sun Zixuan's treatment experience is so rich, he directly gave the correct treatment, and then looked at the Yellow Emperor.
The Yellow Emperor neither nodded nor shook his head, but said directly to the unscrupulous uncle: "Ten more or the same." ” The unscrupulous uncle hurriedly complied.
Ten equally sallow-faced, skinny, skinny soul refiners appeared in the hall.
After careful observation, Sun Zixuan quickly gave the correct treatment method in turn, and then looked at the Yellow Emperor triumphantly.
"God, what's going on?
I'm not bragging, am I?
I just said that I am a third, fourth, fourth, or fifth-level Taoist doctor, and I am more modest.
Sun Zixuan said proudly.
The Yellow Emperor glanced at Sun Zixuan and said, "Three or four levels?
Level four or five?
You're not even a first-class Taoist doctor. ” "Huh?"
Sun Zixuan was dumbfounded.
Since he began to study Chinese medicine, Sun Zixuan has seen not a thousand but eight hundred patients, after entering the pseudo-cultivation realm and the cultivation realm, his medical skills have increased day by day, and he can hardly encounter diseases that can stump him, even Tang Ren said that his medical skills are extremely high, if it is not limited by cultivation, it is the minimum to assess a fourth-level and fifth-level Taoist doctor, how can it become not even a first-level Taoist doctor on the side of the Yellow Emperor?
"God, it's nothing for you to belittle me, but can you be realistic?
Why am I not even a first-class Taoist doctor anymore?
Sun Zixuan quit, in his words: You are a cow fork, and you belittle me and belittle me, but you can't believe it!
"Boy, what is a Taoist doctor?"
The Yellow Emperor asked.