"Whew!
Chi You is a fart, he is a stupid person with muscles in his head, he can be a mother, how can he compare with my dignified Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor.
The Yellow Emperor said disdainfully.
"Boy, this girl's appearance and figure are the best choice, hurry up and take it."
The Yellow Emperor said to Sun Zixuan.
"Take it?"
Sun Zixuan rolled his eyes, and said a little unconfidently: "Forget it!"
The gap is too big!
” "Gap?"
The Yellow Emperor was puzzled.
"Appearance, figure, identity, status, more."
"Hey!
You're too unconfident, aren't you?
You are mixed with my Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, what kind of appearance and figure, that's all bullshit, isn't that little white face handsome?
Did it work?
Let me tell you, it's not like that between this man and woman, you will chase after ...... if you like it."
"Great God, what if people don't look down on me at all?"
"Can't see it?
Laugh at!
Isn't that simple?
Thousands of wandering, I love a piece of firewood, night and night ecstasy dew......
"The Yellow Emperor said the names of more than a dozen kinds of drugs that you can know the use of when you hear the name.
"You can choose any one, and you can scatter a thousand swings into the wine and food, colorless and tasteless, and the results are immediate; You can also sprinkle a piece of firewood on her face directly, and no matter how high her cultivation is, it will be in vain; You can even drop a drop of ecstasy on her dress......"
"Stop!
God, I'm not a flower thief!
Anyway, there is still time, let's not be serious on the hour, for example, as you said before, in addition to the acupuncture, the foundation of Taoist medicine also has medicine or something, and there are at least five, six, seven or eight days before the finals!
We can't eat and sleep every day, right?
” Sun Zixuan hurriedly stopped, and diverted the topic, if he continued to talk about it, it is estimated that his moral limit can directly become negative.
"It's such a good time, why don't you go to pick up girls, what kind of medicine do you learn?"
The Yellow Emperor was dissatisfied.
Sun Zixuan has a black line, but the one in front of him is Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, and it is not the elegant Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor in the legend, but a Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor who is like a big brother, so ......
"Great god, think about it, I want to have no appearance, I want to have no figure, I have my own principles of being a person, I don't like to force women, now I can use it to attract the attention of beautiful women, I'm afraid there is only one ability, that Xue Fei's status is so high, even the elders of the major alliances have to be respectful, that beauty named Jingjing is either his maid or his junior, if I don't learn more skills, people won't look down on me even more!"
"As the so-called skills are not pressing, I am also your little brother, if I am embarrassed, it is not your face that I am ashamed?
Think about it, God, if I learn a skill, I can cure the patient with a wave of my hand when I meet a patient in the future, then others must not treat me as an ancestor?
I'm an adult ancestor, don't you become the boss of your ancestors!
What a face!
” Sun Zixuan chose a roundabout tactic, the Yellow Emperor ate soft and not hard, and really ate Sun Zixuan's set.
"What you kid said is right, you are mixed with me, what you represent outside is my face, if you are as ashamed as that little white face, I will have no face, and if I meet Chiyou, Emperor Yan or something in the future, I will not have the face to see them......"
"Cheng, boy, then I'll start training you like hell!"
The Yellow Emperor said solemnly.
"Don't worry, God, I will definitely do my best to add glory to your face."
Sun Zixuan patted his chest and reassured.
Sun Zixuan entered the innermost wing of the courtyard, closed the door, and plugged in the latch.
"Start ......," the Yellow Emperor waved his hand.
It's still the Valley of Hundred Flowers, but unlike the last time I came to the Valley of Flowers, this time, the Valley of Flowers has really become a world of flowers and plants, of course, the puppets that stand in the showroom are still like that.
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The Yellow Emperor waved his hand and said: "There are all kinds of spiritual grass outside, only what you can't think of, there won't be anything you can't find, start treatment!"
” "Ahh Yes?
Sun Zixuan subconsciously agreed, but after agreeing, he realized that this Nima was completely busy by himself, and there was nothing to do with the Yellow Emperor!
Is this Nima also called teaching?
"Great God, I'm here to dispense medicine pills to cure diseases, why are you going?"
Sun Zixuan asked.
"Lao Tzu has worked hard, I'm tired, go sleep first, you kid be careful!"
The Yellow Emperor waved his hand, and without waiting for Sun Zixuan to speak, he disappeared directly.
"I ......
Damn!
Sun Zixuan raised his right arm, his eyes widened, and he held back for a long time, and finally held back these three words.
Sun Zixuan really wanted to ask the Yellow Emperor God, what about this good teaching that Nima said?
What about the general special training of the region that Nima said?
For a long time, Quan Nima is the slogan!
"Yes, it's better to ask for others than for yourself!"
Sun Zixuan shook his head helplessly, calmed down and began to diagnose these puppet dolls.
I don't know what kind of hands and feet the Yellow Emperor has done to these puppet puppets, after a detailed diagnosis, these puppets all suffer from various diseases, so to speak, the diseases suffered by these puppets have covered about ninety percent of the diseases in the entire world, only the diseases that Sun Zixuan has not encountered, there is no one he knows all.
These puppets should have been given an order by the Yellow Emperor, and they lined up in front of Sun Zixuan to let Sun Zixuan diagnose and treat.
At the beginning, it was okay, because the diseases encountered were relatively simple, maybe one or two herbs and spirit grass could be cured, but the further back on, the more maddening the diseases suffered by the puppet.
For example, the puppet in front of Sun Zixuan has a tilted head and a listless appearance, which is commonly known as crooked neck disease, which is often referred to as stiff neck.
Stiff neck is actually a kind of neck muscle spasm caused by excessive muscle stretching and muscle fiber tissue damage, which is explained in medicine, but from ancient times to the present, the most effective treatment for stiff neck is......
No treatment.
At most, it is to go to the blind to massage twice to relieve the pain, of course, when massage, that kind of pain, it is simply worse than death, only the stiff neck patients who have run to massage know that it is really better to lie down at home to recuperate, a day or two can be better.
And what bothers Sun Zixuan the most is that he is now learning the way of medicine, that is to say, he can only use herbs and spiritual herbs for treatment, and in addition, other treatment methods are not allowed to be used, so limitations appear.
What kind of medicine is used to treat stiff neck?
Not at all!
Comrades, there have been no cases of stiff neck treatment with medication since ancient times!
It's not an incurable disease!
"Great God, is the ointment considered a medicine path?"
Sun Zixuan was entangled for a long time and shouted loudly.
"Nonsense, of course it doesn't count, only those who take it internally count, and those who apply it externally don't count."
The voice of the Yellow Emperor came into Sun Zixuan's ears from afar.
"Isn't this also based on herbs and spirit grass!"
Sun Zixuan pursed his lips and said.
"Hey!
The little rabbit will still talk back?
Lao Tzu asked you, according to what you said, is the medicinal bath also based on herbs and spiritual herbs?
Does wormwood count as an herb?
Is moxa acupuncture or medicine?
Is a foot bath an acupressure massage or a drug?
The Yellow Emperor scolded.
Sun Zixuan shrunk his neck and didn't dare to say anything, what the Yellow Emperor said was right, if you don't stick to the treatment method, it's nothing, if the treatment method is limited, then it can't be classified by the main material.
"Hurry up, less nonsense, no more nonsense, Lao Tzu will shoot you with a big brick!"
The Yellow Emperor threatened loudly.
Sun Zixuan pursed his lips and began to think about how to use medicine to treat the stiff neck puppet in front of him.
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The pathogenesis of stiff neck is: the affected tissues are muscles or cervical fascia and ligament tissues, and the muscles are mostly trapezius, levator scapularis and sternocleidomastoid muscles.
A small number of severe patients may also have nerve root irritation.
Knowing the pathogenesis is like digging up a tree to the roots.
To treat stiff neck, it is necessary to rehabilitate the locally damaged muscles and make the local blood flow.
With this direction, everything is easy to do.
Stiff neck done.
The next doll looks the same as a normal person, and after inspection, Sun Zixuan has an urge to scold his mother, because this doll has ......
Dermatophytosis.
All right!
This is just a microcosm of Sun Zixuan's treatment puppet, what is too much dandruff in the back, endless hiccups, and can't stop farting, it's just ......
In addition to medication, other methods can be treated, and Nima medication can only be treated by turning a large bend.
Sun Zixuan knows what the most painful thing in the world is, it's not that people die and don't spend their money, and it's not that people live and don't spend their money; Instead, I saw a patient who had a variety of treatments, but he didn't let him use them, and his tangled head was cramping.
"Huh?
Stiff neck again?
” "Ugh!
How can there still be athlete's foot?
Isn't this a repetition?
” "Oh my God......"
Sun Zixuan intermittently treated almost five stiff neck dolls and five athlete's foot dolls, and after a period of time, he saw another stiff neck puppet before realizing that something was wrong.
The stiff neck puppet standing in front of him is the one he has treated five times before and healed five times, with the same face, figure, and details, that is, he is doing something with an infinite loop, the number of these dolls cannot be infinite after all, but they are arranged in a circle, no matter how much time it takes, the final result is that there will never be a day when the cure will be completed.
Sun Zixuan was depressed, he felt that the most painful thing in the world was not to see a patient, there were many treatments, but they were not allowed to use; Rather, it is to repeat and repeat one thing over and over again, and again and again in the future.
"God, is there a mistake?
What is this?
Sun Zixuan shouted loudly, it's nothing to consume time, it's only a few decades here, it's just a few days outside, but doing this kind of repetitive and seemingly meaningless thing at all, anyone will feel very unhappy, isn't this Nima just like a silly boy?
"What nonsense, Lao Tzu will cure you if you want to treat it."
The domineering voice of the Yellow Emperor came.
"Great God, let me cure nothing, but you can't have an infinite death loop, right?
I've cured all the puppets five times, so why is this the sixth time, and is there a seventh, tenth, or hundredth time after that?
Sun Zixuan shouted.
"Hey!
Boy, you're losing your temper!
What is a hundred times......
"The Yellow Emperor stood in front of Sun Zixuan and looked at Sun Zixuan condescendingly.
"Look at Lao Tzu's temper, boy, do you know what Lao Tzu likes to do the most?"
The Yellow Emperor grabbed Sun Zixuan's neck, lifted Sun Zixuan up, and asked loudly, all the spit stars sprayed on Sun Zixuan's face.
"I don't know."
Sun Zixuan replied with difficulty.
"Tell you kid, what Lao Tzu is most willing to do is to force others to do what they are least willing to do."
The Yellow Emperor roared loudly, and threw Sun Zixuan out with a direct flick of his hand.