In fact, the key to this fight is not to cure the disease, if you really take the treatment as the focus, there must be only one word in the end, that is, losing.
If they are not cultivators, it means that these two people are worldly people, that is, mortals, and they are not comparable to cultivators at all in terms of physique, endurance, and so on.
To put it bluntly, worldly medicines have no effect on cultivators, and the medicinal pills in the cultivation realm are not a cure for mortal people, but a deadly medicine.
Just like the void is not replenished, if a person with a weak body consumes a large amount of ginseng and other things, he will definitely be angry, and eventually the five senses and seven orifices will bleed to death, and the large amount of heaven and earth aura contained in the medicinal pill of the cultivation realm is simply not something that ordinary people can bear.
Sun Zixuan watched with interest the performance of the two guys with black beard and white beard, and he was really curious about how these two guys were going to do it!
The white beard and black beard have obviously been prepared for a long time, and pretending to be picky is definitely a third-rate acting, just like that, if you want acting skills without acting skills, if you want to have no looks, if you want to have a figure, you have to have no figure, and in the worldly film and television circles, it is a great trick, at most it is the kind of one or two lines.
After a long time of picking and choosing, the black and white duo finally selected six kinds of spirit grasses.
"Little fat man, what kind of medicine pill are they going to refine?"
The Yellow Emperor asked.
"Great God, judging from the chosen spirit grass, what they want to refine should be the Guiyuan Yiqi Pill."
Sun Zixuan replied.
"Don't fix those flowery words, I don't understand."
The Yellow Emperor scolded.
"It's the Melting Pill."
Sun Zixuan pursed his lips and said: "By the way, it has the effect of ventilation, according to the patient's situation, it can be regarded as the right medicine." ” The Yellow Emperor nodded, shook his head again, and said, "It's completely redundant!"
” Sun Zixuan nodded approvingly.
After raising his hands and slowly pressing down, a medicine pod similar in shape to the old-fashioned wooden toilet commonly found in the world appeared under his palms.
"Great God, what kind of medicine tripod is this?"
Sun Zixuan asked curiously.
"You ask Lao Tzu, who does Lao Tzu ask?
This kind of shitty thing is too cold to use as a toilet.
The Yellow Emperor said disdainfully.
Sun Zixuan rolled his eyes, he now misses Bai Xiaosheng and Tang Ren very much, so they can give a correct answer, but when it comes to the Yellow Emperor God, it is basically three words "I don't know".
Six kinds of spirit grass were thrown into the toilet bowl in one go......
Belch!
It should be in the medicine tripod.
Sun Zixuan tilted his head slightly, eager to see how these two guys had turned the medicinal pill of the cultivation realm into a medicine to treat people in the world.
Blackbeard took three steps back, making room for enough space, and then nodded vigorously at Whitebeard.
I saw that Bai Xu roared, stepped on the Tiangang Beidou step, and began to walk quickly around the toilet, his hands were constantly changing in front of his chest, and a stream of golden light formed a mysterious Dao rune, shooting towards the toilet, the toilet seemed to be incarnated into a bell, and there was a dull sound with the impact of the Dao rune.
With the sound of the sound one after another, a five-colored light emanated from the toilet body, shrouded around the toilet like a mist, looking like a unique immortal artifact, but it is a pity that the appearance of this medicine tripod is too uncreative, resulting in a really poor artistic conception.
After almost three minutes, Bai Xu roared, and his arms spread his wings, and then the twin peaks slapped on the toilet bowl with such force that the audience was worried that this slap would smash the entire toilet.
A multicolored pill the size of an egg slowly rose from the toilet, and the colorful light lingered, looking like a kind of elixir.
"I'll go, such a big pill, swallow it and won't choke to death one or two?"
Sun Zixuan said secretly.
Bai Xu made a Tai Chi gesture, his steps seemed to be slow and fast, and with a pull of his right hand, he directly removed the medicine tripod.
Black Beard immediately took three steps forward, his hands were printed one by one, his feet were like old trees rooted in the ground, and his body rotated around the medicine pill suspended in the air.
The roar sounded in the small square, like a tiger roaring in the mountains and forests, and the most amazing thing was that with the sound of the tiger roaring, one by one the seals seemed to be combined into a colorful tiger full of golden light, and they pounced on the medicine pill with their teeth and claws, and swallowed the medicine pill in one gulp.
Every time a tiger appears and flies over, the five-colored light on the pill will dissipate by a point, and the volume of the pill will shrink by a circle.
As one seal after another continued to be played, as one fierce tiger flew up, the five-colored light finally completely dissipated, and the medicine pill, which was originally the size of an egg, shrunk into a medicine pill the size of only half a fingernail, gray and abrupt, like a ball of dead skin rubbed off the body, it looked disgusting.
The whole person of Black Beard is as if he has been fished out of water, and looking at his appearance, it makes people feel that maybe he will collapse and fall to the ground in the next moment!
"Done."
The black and white scars shouted in unison very tacitly.
"Little fatty, tell me why they're doing this?"
The Yellow Emperor asked.
"Alchemy?"
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"Nonsense, could it be that I'm asking if the two of them have a relationship?"
The Yellow Emperor glanced at Sun Zixuan and said.
"It's easy!
First of all, Bai Xu prescribed the right medicine to refine the medicine pill, and then the black beard used a secret method to disperse the heaven and earth aura in the medicine pill, so that the medicine pill became an ordinary medicine that can treat people in the world, but the medicinal effect is better than the medicine in the world, and the effect is faster......"
The Yellow Emperor nodded with satisfaction.
Bai Xu held the gray pill in the palm of his hand and held it in front of a patient.
The patient immediately stretched out his hands and bowed down reverently.
The palm of the white beard was flipped over, and the medicine pill fell into the patient's hand.
"Swallow it."
Whitebeard commanded with a swagger.
Without the slightest hesitation, the patient swallowed the pill directly.
Less than ten seconds after the pill was swallowed, the abdomen sounded like a drum, and then, the patient's hands pressed on his abdomen at once, and his legs were clamped tightly, as if he was trying his best to endure something, but unfortunately he couldn't hold back in the end, and the fart sound like firecrackers rang out one after another.
As far as the eye could see, the back of the patient's pants was wet.
A foul smell emanated from the patient's body, causing him to flee with his nose covered.
"Go wash your body and change your clothes."
White Beard said triumphantly.
Immediately, a servant came up and took the patient away.
Soon, the patient, who had just lost his face in front of everyone, walked back quickly, looking refreshed, obviously the previous problems of stomach accumulation and intestinal flatulence had been cured.
"How do you feel right now?"
The white beard raised his head, looked at the person with his nostrils, and asked proudly.
"I'm hungry!"
The man replied honestly.
"Good."
Shirawhis smiled with satisfaction.
The elders of the alliance sitting behind the long table also nodded, feeling hungry means that the stomach has been emptied, and the previous fart means that the problem of intestinal flatulence has been completely cured, and the most important thing is that this person is still alive and well.
"It's your turn, little fat man."
Bai Xu said disdainfully to Sun Zixuan.
"Boy, I see how you lose, be careful!
Don't cure the disease, but let the patient die!
Or you can turn this mortal into a cultivator just like you did when you were in Yaoshan!
Ha ha!
Blackbeard looked up to the sky and laughed, that was called arrogance.
Sun Zixuan rolled his eyes, walked to the edge of the spirit grass placed on the ground with his hands behind his back, as if he was slipping through the stall, and walked over slowly.
When he walked to the last spirit grass, which was also a spirit grass that had not been used by the black and white shuangsha just now, Sun Zixuan stopped, and grabbed it with his right hand above, this spirit grass slowly rose as if it was held up by an invisible object, and on the way up, the roots and leaves of this spirit grass fell from the spirit grass like rain, and finally a thick stem with the length of an adult's middle finger fell into Sun Zixuan's palm.
When Sun Zixuan turned his hand, the spirit grass had already turned into powder and disappeared into the air, and on Sun Zixuan's palm, there was only a drop of thick liquid of grass green.
"Open your mouth."
Sun Zixuan walked up to the patient who belonged to him and said.
The patient subconsciously spoke.
"Don't ......"
Ding Yuankui jumped up from his chair and shouted loudly.
"Don't ......"
Although Xue Fei didn't stand up, the right hand that stretched out showed how nervous he was about Sun Zixuan.
Unfortunately, it was already late.
Sun Zixuan directly shook his palm, and the blue-green thick liquid flew directly into the patient's mouth, and by the time the patient reacted, the thick liquid had already slid down his throat.
"Wha!
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Win, win!
"Black Beard hurt Sun Zixuan the most before, and now he is the happiest.
Although Bai Xu did not cheer, his eyebrows were about to reach the sky, and he was obviously excited and couldn't help himself.
The expressions of the alliance elders were different, some looked at Xue Fei timidly, some looked at the situation in the field blankly, some were nervous, some were relaxed, and some were smiling, obviously, this smile was one of the black and white double evils, or simply the backstage behind the black and white double evils.
Sun Zixuan took in all the expressions of these people.
"Little fat man, look so carefully, do you want to take revenge on them?"
The Yellow Emperor asked with squinted eyes.
"Revenge?
Cut!
Am I guilty of these people?
Sun Zixuan replied disdainfully.
"Oh?
So why are you looking so closely?
The Yellow Emperor was puzzled.
"Great god, have you ever heard a sentence called don't look at the smile now, you can't find a place to cry for a while, I look more carefully now, just to see how funny their expressions are for a while."
Sun Zixuan replied.
"You're not angry?"
The Yellow Emperor is strange, according to the time he has been in contact with Sun Zixuan, Sun Zixuan is not a magnanimous person, or to say more clearly, this little fat man is simply a cautious person, a person who will repay him.
"Does it work to be angry?
Besides, there are more unspoken rules in various industries, no matter how strong the strength is, in the face of all kinds of unspoken rules, I will still be a person, a person must abide by the rules of the game, I can make them deflated, make them feel uncomfortable in their hearts is already a victory, besides, if they don't do this, they can't show my strength, right?
Sun Zixuan said with a smile.
"Victory!
Victory!
"Black and white almost hugged each other and kissed one.
The patient who had just swallowed the pill looked at the surrounding scene in a daze, and was about to ask himself whether this was cured or not, when he suddenly had a big burp.
This full hiccup suddenly knocked out the excitement of the black and white pairs, and the two realized that it seemed that they were too happy too early.