"Little fat man, what are you doing?
Hurry up and let go.
The unscrupulous uncle was frightened by Sun Zixuan's sudden outburst, and hurriedly rushed up to pull Sun Zixuan.
Sun Zixuan had been holding back the fire in his belly because of Yu Sixian before, he originally wanted to study hard, but he ran into a second-class product, he didn't want any benefits, this is not bullying the fat man!
Especially a husky, it turned out to be a dog master, a dog master, Sun Zixuan just had no place to sprinkle it!
Now it's all free.
"Uncle, don't pull me, isn't it just studying!
Without Zhang Butcher, could it be that I still eat hairy pigs?
Grandma's, a second goods dare to bargain with me for benefits, this doesn't work, that doesn't work, rely on, I don't learn fat, what a big deal!
Today, I'm going to eat dog meat hot pot, half dog meat hot pot, half barbecue, fat man, I don't believe I can't cure you.
Sun Zixuan yelled angrily.
"Little fat man, don't be like this, this is sent by the magistrate of the prefecture above, if you really stew him and roast him, uncle, I can't explain it to the boss!"
The unscrupulous uncle hurriedly persuaded him.
"Uncle, don't pull me, isn't it just a dog!
The judge of the upper prefecture is a relative of the Yellow Emperor, we have someone above, don't be afraid, I will share you with a dog leg to eat, I tell you, this dog meat rolls three times, even the gods are unstable, and dog meat is a great tonic, replenish vitality and blood, eat it is good for the body, just rely on my cooking skills, you can rest assured!
Keep what you eat, and you can't eat anything else, and when you turn around, you trick a few more dogs over, and I'll peel them one by one, and stew them all and roast them. ” Sun Zixuan's stubborn temper came up, sitting on the husky's body, slapping the husky's dog face one after another, and he was stunned that he was not pulled up by the unscrupulous uncle.
"Little judgment!
Lao Tzu helps you keep up with the boss, and he will never let you get into trouble, isn't it just a dog!
I think that when Lao Tzu led the army to pacify the world, I don't know how many dogs I ate, and Lao Tzu didn't eat less than fairy dogs and cranes.
The Yellow Emperor made up for it on the side.
Huskies didn't expect that they were just asking for benefits, who hasn't done this kind of thing!
What's more, he was sent down from above, this should be the identity of the minister, what's wrong with a little benefit, isn't this a very normal thing?
Why is it about to become someone's belly meal in the blink of an eye?
"Spare me, spare me, I'm a second goods, I'm a fool, spare me, I will do my best to teach, I will never dare to hide my secrets, spare me!
I'm just a dog!
You're going to let me go like a fart!
My meat is not tasty, hard and sour, and my kidneys are weak, so I can't replenish my vitality and blood!
” The husky surrendered, and he didn't dare not surrender, otherwise, this Nima would be a rhythm of dog meat hot pot and dog meat barbecue every minute!
Under the persuasion of the unscrupulous uncle, Sun Zixuan's anger gradually extinguished, and he was pulled up from the husky by the unscrupulous uncle.
"Grandma's, if you dare to pick and choose, I'll stew you, fat man."
Sun Zixuan got up, kicked the husky, and threatened.
The husky promised that he was about to write a blood letter to prove his determination, and that pitiful appearance really made people have an urge to cry just by seeing it.
A year after the Jin Yuan Prefecture.
It had been closed for a whole year, and for the ghost in the confinement chamber, the door that had been closed for a whole hundred years finally slowly opened, and a piece of fur was disheveled, looking pitiful, and looking extremely miserable, like a husky who had been abused again and again to escape for his life, rushing out of the crack in the opening of the confinement door.
A chubby figure appeared in the doorway, waving his hands and shouting loudly at the back of the husky.
"Second goods, have time to play!
I'll also give you dog food to eat. ” The husky who ran and fled for his life trembled all over, fell directly to the ground, and slid out for a long distance, and before his body was completely still, the husky struggled to get up from the ground, and ran away without a shadow.
"Little fat man, was that a whistling dog just now?"
The unscrupulous uncle looked at the rapidly disappearing shadow suspiciously, and asked Sun Zixuan in confusion.
"Yes!
Uncle.
Sun Zixuan nodded with a smile.
"How is he the same as running for his life?"
The unscrupulous uncle asked puzzled.
"I don't know, maybe I miss my wife!
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After all, it's been a hundred years!
He always had to have normal physiological needs, and there were no female dogs in the confinement room.
Sun Zixuan replied.
For Sun Zixuan's words, the unscrupulous uncle can't believe it, you must know that even if it is a roaring dog who has stepped down due to sin, it is also a former leader!
ran away with his tail between his legs, how could he miss his wife.
"Great God, what has happened in the past hundred years?"
The unscrupulous uncle walked into the confinement room and asked Shennong curiously.
"Nothing happened!
Eat fun, good.
Emperor Yan replied.
"Eat fun, good?"
The unscrupulous uncle was puzzled, he naturally didn't say anything about eating well, after all, the real function of the confinement room is for confinement ghosts, and Sun Zixuan came to study, so naturally he was entertained with delicious food and drink, and he needed something to eat, and when he opened his mouth, there were naturally ghosts to prepare, but this was a good game......
Is it a game console again?
"Yes!
Zixuan had a heart, and in terms of eating, he specially ground the bones into powder, and then mixed them with minced vegetables, fish bone powder and other dog food; In terms of playing, what a frisbee!
Drill the ring of fire!
Sit down and shake hands!
Emperor Yan nodded.
The unscrupulous uncle is completely dumbfounded, it's not an ordinary dog, it's a roaring dog!
No wonder as soon as this door is opened, the roaring dog runs away like a run for its life, a fairy dog is actually treated with a worldly pet dog, who doesn't run!
"Uncle, I'm going to learn the way of the heart next."
Sun Zixuan opened his mouth and said, after having the top concentration among the excellent qualities of the divine soul, as long as he studies carefully, he will be able to comprehend it very smoothly, not at all like before, it takes tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of repeated exercises to catch the escaped one.
"Okay, I'll go find you a teacher."
The unscrupulous uncle nodded, turned around and was about to leave.
Sun Zixuan grabbed the unscrupulous uncle's sleeve and pulled the unscrupulous uncle back.
"Uncle......"
Sun Zixuan said resentfully.
"What's wrong?"
The unscrupulous uncle was very puzzled.
"Uncle, can you find me a more normal teacher?"
Sun Zixuan asked.
"What do you mean?
Isn't the teacher I found for you normal before?
The unscrupulous uncle frowned, he didn't feel anything abnormal!
The ones he found were all the medical teachers that Sun Zixuan wanted to learn, and they were all the top teachers!
"Look, uncle!
The last time I studied the way of fire, you found me Zhu Bajie, although with a pig's head, but there is still a human body, I admit it, but this time you are too exaggerated, directly found me a dog in the second cargo husky, although it used to be a roaring dog, but even if it is a roaring dog, it is also a dog!
Can you find me someone to be a teacher?
Sun Zixuan complained pitifully.
Only then did the unscrupulous uncle understand what Sun Zixuan meant, and rolled his eyes and said, "I'll fight hard!"
This will definitely not happen in the worldly underworld, but this is the Jinyuan underworld, if there is a good teacher, I will bring it to you, if not, I will apply to the superiors, you know, the fairy world is not only human-like immortals, there are many immortals who are not human, right!
” Sun Zixuan thought about the immortals in the heavenly court in Journey to the West, and indeed many of them were not human beings at all, but the bodies of people who had been cultivated to the extreme by divine beasts, and their faces were still the appearance of the original animals, to give the simplest example, isn't the dragon king the head of a dragon and the body of a man!
"Alright!
Uncle, try your best!
Try to find me someone to be a teacher, but I can't do it......
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Animals are animals!
Sun Zixuan gritted his teeth and said.
The unscrupulous uncle nodded and turned to leave.
"Old immortal, do you guess what kind of teacher this little sentence brings?
I think it's still a fairy beast.
The Yellow Emperor stabbed Emperor Yan with his elbow and asked in a low voice, it's all about watching the excitement and not being afraid of big things!
Sun Zixuan saw Emperor Yan frowning slightly, obviously very unhappy with the words of the Yellow Emperor, and suddenly had a good impression of Shennong, look at the Shennong God, how serious, how old and unserious like the Yellow Emperor, always want to see himself ugly.
"I think it should have an animal's head and a human body like Zhu Bajie."
Emperor Yan said slowly.
Sun Zixuan was almost choked to death by his own saliva, he finally understood what it meant to be "red near Zhu, black near ink", Emperor Yan!
Shennong!
Such a great god who has been praised for thousands of years was actually damaged by the Yellow Emperor.
"Little fat man, who do you think I or this old immortal can guess?"
The Yellow Emperor looked at Sun Zixuan with a smile.
Sun Zixuan has an urge to self-destruct, he can't afford to offend these two great gods!
So......
He can only self-destruct, otherwise he is worried that he will be driven crazy by these two gods!
Uncle Unscrupulous took longer this time than any time before.
The door to the confinement chamber slowly opened, and a shadow appeared in the doorway.
Sun Zixuan looked at it, and suddenly his pupils contracted suddenly, and his heart seemed to have missed several beats.
Beauty, this is definitely a beauty, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, it feels very beautiful at first sight, and after watching it for a long time, it feels like her beauty is like a jar of alcohol, the longer the time, the more fragrant the wine, and the longer you look at her, the more you feel that this beauty seems to be imprinted in your heart and mind, and finally her figure is left in your heart and mind.
Judging from her appearance, she looks very much like a very famous movie actress Yin Yin, especially those smart eyes, which make people fall into it.
Her long black hair was casually tied back and draped over her back, revealing a smooth and flawless forehead.
This beauty is wearing a light fuchsia cardigan dress, with a white edging at the overlapping neckline, and the exposed skin is whiter than snow, which can be broken by blowing, giving people a feeling of pity.
The beauty has no other jewelry on her body except for two strings of golden bells on her hands, as if any jewelry worn on her body will destroy her fresh and refined temperament.
And these two strings of golden bells add a sense of playfulness to this beauty.
After the beauty walked into the confinement room, her eyes fell directly on Sun Zixuan's body, and she was as excited as a little girl, jumping in front of Sun Zixuan, carefully looking at Sun Zixuan, tilting her head slightly and looking at Sun Zixuan and asking, "Zhu Bajie?"
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