"Little fat man, you uncle and I can't help it!
Didn't I tell you?
This is an ancestor, I can't afford to provoke it!
The unscrupulous uncle shook his head.
"Uncle, let me sweat first, it seems that you are also the judge of the Jinyuan Prefecture!
If you talk about the level, at least it can be regarded as the governor level!
How do you give me the impression that you are a village cadre?
Anyone can make you have no choice, and anyone can say anything to you?
Why do I feel that these guys don't use the village chief as a cadre and don't use bean bags as dry food?
Sun Zixuan frowned.
"Mainly......
Forget it, you'll find out when you go in.
The unscrupulous uncle still wanted to defend himself, but after thinking about it, he chose to give up.
"I'd like to see who is so!"
Sun Zixuan pursed his lips and walked into the gate of the villa.
From the outside of the villa, the entire villa is made of gold, and when you walk into the door of the villa, you find that it is completely the world of silver!
floor, silver. walls, silver.
Roof, silver.
The furniture in the villa is all silver.
Sun Zixuan, this is called a speechless!
How cheesy does this Nima have to be to choose such an environment to live!
It doesn't feel enough to describe it as an eye-opener!
"Uncle, I just thought of a question, is this the legendary Golden House?
The golden house inside the golden house?
It's not going to be yours in this place, right?
Sun Zixuan suddenly asked.
The unscrupulous uncle was about to say something, when a particularly special female voice sounded in the villa.
"Say what?
Just because of a judge of the Jin Yuan Prefecture like him, he still wants to be a good friend?
Is he worthy?
” Sun Zixuan didn't see what this ancestor looked like, but just listening to the voice, Sun Zixuan had an urge to kill.
What does this voice say?
Contrived, it's too contrived, it's a bit like a certain former first beauty, the old can't even make plastic surgery look younger, it will only make people feel weird, and then it's very pretentious, pinching the lotus fingers, pouting, maliciously selling cuteness, and then using a particularly special voice to say "even".
It's this feeling, it's the feeling that makes all the hairs on my body stand up, and all the goosebumps on my body pop up.
Sun Zixuan twisted his head with difficulty and looked in the direction where the voice came from.
I saw a woman, slowly walking down the stairs from the second floor.
It's just a staircase, this woman's waist is twisted!
The amplitude of the left and right is called a big one, as if I am afraid that others will not know that she has a waist and hips.
"Uncle......"
Sun Zixuan wanted to vomit.
"Bear with me."
The unscrupulous uncle reprimanded him seriously.
Sun Zixuan forcibly swallowed a mouthful of saliva and suppressed the feeling of vomiting.
What does this woman say?
Let's start with the costumes.
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The white floor-length dress, the white inner skirt on the inside, and the white tulle outer skirt on the outside, are worn just like the bride who takes wedding photos in the world.
A white belt is tied around the waist, and the edge of the belt is inlaid with gold trim.
A long hair with a long white ribbon made out of flowers.
Just this costume and this hairstyle, except for an absolute thumbs up, I can't find anything bad at all.
But one look at this woman's face......
This woman has a face that is difficult to judge age.
Flaming red lips, vulgar, in the world, few aunts in their fifties will turn their lips as red as if they are about to breathe fire, and most importantly, this red is too exaggerated, as if they have just sucked blood.
The nose is delicate and small, but the flesh on the nose is a little loose, so it looks similar to a woman in her forties.
The face, smooth and delicate, is like a boiled egg with the shell peeled off, full of elasticity, just this face, don't say it, if you say that you are twenty years old, some people will believe it.
But the key is the wrinkles at the corners of the eyes, the formation of the wrinkles at the corners of the eyes is due to the relaxation of the eye muscles, this is not something that can be done by face slimming injections or the like, just the depth of the wrinkles at the corners of the eyes can basically be inferred that the age of this woman is at least sixty years old.
"Little judgment!
Who is this?
How can you bring a random stranger here?
If you don't give someone an explanation, don't blame them for having the opportunity to blow the pillow wind in the future and put on a little shoe for you, so that you can't eat and walk around!
” This woman, who can't tell her age, but is absolutely pretentious, spoke and walked down the stairs, with her small waist twisted and her fat buttocks twisted, and walked in front of Sun Zixuan and Uncle Unscrupulous with cat steps.
"Fairy, let's introduce you!
This is the spokesperson of the underworld in the yang world, Sun Zixuan, who performs the tasks of the underworld, is a Taoist doctor, although he is very young, but he is diligent, studious, flexible, and strong......"
The unscrupulous uncle smiled flatteringly, and introduced Sun Zixuan to this cheesy woman.
"Does it have anything to do with who he is?
Do you want to introduce someone to a face?
Phew!
” "Holy, face?
Just a handful of old women like you who are still pretending to be pure at their age, don't say it for nothing, I won't give me money!
Sun Zixuan said disdainfully.
Sun Zixuan still has the principle of being a man, even if this woman is a master of medical Taoism found by an unscrupulous uncle, it is impossible for him to let a woman insult casually!
What is a noodle head?
That's almost no different from ducks and cowherds.
After Sun Zixuan finished speaking, he turned around and left.
"Stop."
A scolding voice sounded behind him.
"Whew!"
Sun Zixuan stopped and looked at each other with disdain.
"Do you know who I am?"
The woman's voice was no longer pretentious, and she asked with a cold, vicious, and cold question.
"Do I need to know who you are?
Who are you and have a half-dime relationship with me?
Just an old woman like you, don't give it to me for nothing!
Sun Zixuan said disdainfully, adding some material to what the woman had just said and throwing it back.
"You ......"
"What are you, an old woman who doesn't understand the situation, I said old woman, do you know what this place is?
This is the Jin Yuan Prefecture, and in the Jin Yuan Prefecture, my uncle is a judge above 10,000 people under one person, what are you pretending to be in my uncle's territory!
An old woman dragged it on!
Sun Zixuan said disdainfully.
The unscrupulous uncle ......
"Little Fat Man" not only sweated on his forehead, but also soaked the official uniform he was wearing with cold sweat.
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"Uncle, I don't know what you're afraid of, if you always have this attitude, then no matter what cats and dogs can step on you in the future, an old woman is just an old woman, being able to appear here means that there is no energy, is it really good to get used to her problems?"
Sun Zixuan said seriously.
Sun Zixuan himself is not the kind of person who is afraid of power, everything is based on his own strength and ability to speak, he doesn't ask his friends to be the same as him, but he at least hopes that the unscrupulous uncle who has always been the closest in addition to his parents can stand up, don't be like a worm, no matter who can bully him.
At least, an old woman also wants to bully an unscrupulous uncle, which Sun Zixuan will never allow.
"I'm Chang'e, and my man is the Jade Emperor."
The woman finally screamed.
Sun Zixuan was stunned for a moment, and looked blankly at this woman who called herself Chang'e and shamelessly said that her man was the Jade Emperor.
"What's wrong?
Scared?
As long as you kneel down and kowtow a thousand times, and then lick the old lady's toes, the old lady will spare you this time.
Chang'e said with a sneer.
"Scared?
I wasn't scared, I just felt very sorry.
Sun Zixuan shook his head with a strange expression.
"Sorry?
Hum!
It's too late for you to say nice things about you.
Chang'e said disdainfully.
"Zhu Bajie is my friend, I regret that Zhu Bajie fell in love with an old woman, an ugly woman, and a stinky woman like you in the first place!"
Sun Zixuan shook his head and said.
The unscrupulous uncle stood aside, his face was strange, if he hadn't endured it, it was estimated that he would have laughed so much that he was lying on the ground and rolling, even if he was forbearing, he pressed his stomach with his hand, lest his laughing intestines be knotted.
"What do you call me?"
Chang'e asked with a glare.
"I'm going, not only an old woman, an ugly woman, stinky, but also a bad ear!"
Sun Zixuan's poisonous tongue is definitely angry and not worth his life.
What is the most hated thing about a woman like Chang'e?
It's nothing more than that he is old and his youth is gone, but Sun Zixuan just caught this to death, screaming an old woman, which is like sprinkling salt on the wound.
"You ......"
Chang'e's angry eyes were about to breathe fire.
"If I'm not mistaken, you've fallen out of favor!"
Sun Zixuan smiled and mended the knife again.
"You ......" is amazing, Chang'e's anger disappeared in an instant, and her face became more and more pale.
"There should be a younger, more beautiful, and more pleasing woman who can please men!"
Sun Zixuan stabbed the knife again.
Chang'e's legs were already weak, if she hadn't had a breath to hold on, I'm afraid she would have fallen to the ground by now.
"Little fat man, don't talk about it......"
The unscrupulous uncle was still holding back his laughter just now, but now his voice was trembling with fear.
"Huh?"
Sun Zixuan looked at the unscrupulous uncle in confusion.
"Do you want to learn more advanced medical skills?"
The unscrupulous uncle said in a low voice.
"Uncle, are you kidding me?
Chang'e is a Taoist doctor?
Sun Zixuan asked in surprise.
"Dao doctor?
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The Taoist doctor is garbage, and he is an immortal doctor.
What people didn't expect was that Chang'e seemed to have regained her spirit and spirit, and she actually returned to her previous arrogant and pretentious appearance.
The unscrupulous uncle seemed to realize something, patted his forehead, and was speechless.
Sun Zixuan hasn't figured out the situation yet!
How did this turn the tide?
"Faint, little fat man, Chang'e is the family doctor of the Jade Emperor......"
The unscrupulous uncle was depressed.
Sun Zixuan suddenly thought of an important thing, that is, in ancient Chinese myths and legends, when talking about the moon, he would basically talk about Guanghan Palace, Wu Gang who cut trees and pounded medicine, and Jade Rabbit.
There is a key point in this, that is, Wu Gang, who is pounding medicine, pounding medicine, if it is not an immortal doctor, why pounding medicine?
"Whew!
Uncle, do you think that a man who is empathetic and not in love will turn his head and fall in love with a man who is not a main room and is not a partial room, at best he is just a mistress, a second wife, a junior, and the most important thing is that she is still an old woman, who is not attractive at all, but she herself can't face up to her own situation?
Sun Zixuan asked disdainfully.
"People are immortal doctors."
Chang'e screamed.
"It's my business."
Sun Zixuan's words not only made Chang'e stunned, but even the unscrupulous uncle was stunned.