"Oops, hey!"
Sun Zixuan directly came out with an aria, the voice was amazing, the hall that was already silent like a dead domain, only Sun Zixuan's voice came out, if you want to say that it doesn't attract ghosts, then it's really weird!
Taishang Laojun, who was sitting in the judge's position, suddenly had a gloomy face, and a wave of official authority suddenly came out, that momentum, it felt as if he couldn't breathe, and even his heartbeat had stopped.
"Lao Jun, ......"
Sun Zixuan ran to Taishang Laojun with a painful expression, and said loudly: "You can't abuse your body so badly!"
” Taishang Laojun was stunned for a moment.
Sun Zixuan didn't give Taishang Laojun a chance to speak at all, and directly turned around and pointed to the unscrupulous uncles, ghost pawns and those ghosts standing below, and reprimanded loudly: "What are you doing?
What are you all doing?
Don't you know how busy Lao Jun's work is?
Are you just listening to the report and ignoring Lao Jun's health?
Don't you ......?"
Sun Zixuan's mouth, it is definitely like a machine gun, once it is opened, it can't be closed, and all he is talking about is a meal, and he directly says that a bunch of ghosts are stupid.
Among these ghosts present, I am afraid that only the unscrupulous uncle understood Sun Zixuan's intentions, and wanted to interrupt Sun Zixuan's words again and again, but Sun Zixuan's speed of speech was too fast, he opened his mouth several times, but there was no way to say a word at all.
"Alright!
If you want to hear the report, please be early tomorrow!
Our lord is going to rest, that judge!
You go to prepare a set of the most luxurious and top villa, the decoration inside is as extravagant as it is, the furnishings are as high-end as it is, the maid must be young, beautiful, big-breasted and long-legged, all of them are wearing maid clothes, there must be a parking lot in front, there must be a garden in the back, and it is best to have a small river.
Hurry up, go ......"
Sun Zixuan's last sentence was almost shouted out with a roar.
The following ghosts are not idiots, they immediately understood what Sun Zixuan meant, hula, and ran away without a trace in the blink of an eye.
The unscrupulous uncle looked at Sun Zixuan and moved his mouth again, Sun Zixuan is a very interesting person, he can't let the unscrupulous uncle stay at this time, otherwise when Taishang Laojun comes back to his senses, the unscrupulous uncle will be unlucky.
Therefore, Sun Zixuan glared at the unscrupulous uncle vigorously, and the unscrupulous uncle could only choose to sigh helplessly and turn away.
Sun Zixuan saw that the entire hall was empty, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, piled up a flattering smile on his face, bowed slightly, and turned around slowly, but immediately matched a face that seemed to be smiling.
"I'll go!"
Sun Zixuan was almost frightened by this smiling face, what is the situation with this Nima?
"Young man......"
Taishang Laojun said quietly, "Is it fun?"
” Sun Zixuan was stunned, such a title, such a tone, such a speed of speech, and the first time he was caught playing games in an Internet café in college because he didn't return at night, the school's director of discipline felt completely synchronized with him when he talked to him.
"This ......
It's not fun.
Sun Zixuan swallowed a little saliva and moistened his throat, and replied with difficulty.
"Young man, you still have a lot to learn!
These little tricks of yours were all rotten by the old man back then.
Taishang Laojun continued to say with a smile.
Sun Zixuan didn't know what to say.
"In this case, if you want the leader to stop speaking, and let the leader feel that you are all for the good of the leader, but you can't be as blunt as you, haven't you noticed that your actions just now are very contrived, your expression is very blunt, and although the language is excited enough, it lacks tension and explosiveness......
"Let's put it this way!
Young man, your performance is too exaggerated and has no sense of layering, and the old man recommends you to read a book called "The Self-cultivation of Actors", which may be of great help to your performance. ” Sun Zixuan has been stupid.
"Also, your pronunciation is still a little vague, when it comes to excitement, speaking too fast will cause your pronunciation to become blurred, if it's a simple speech, it's nothing, but what you're doing now is to let the leader have a decent and satisfactory way to get off the stage, then your pronunciation is completely bad, the old man recommends you to learn from the voice host Hua Shao......"
"And your body language, you should show ...... at this time" Taishang Laojun talked eloquently, without looking at any information, let alone reading the speech, as if all the language and words had been deeply engraved in his mind, orderly and reasonable, and directly said that Sun Zixuan was stupid.
"What do you think of what the old man said?"
Taishang Laojun asked seriously.
Sun Zixuan finally got the opportunity to speak, just kidding, this is the first time that Sun Zixuan has found that he can't interrupt a person's speech at all!
"What a benefit!"
Sun Zixuan sighed.
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"Then would you be willing to follow the old man to learn this way?"
Taishang Laojun asked.
Sun Zixuan was directly dumbfounded.
What is the most powerful Taishang Laojun?
Alchemy!
In myths and legends, in mythological TV series and movies, Taishang Laojun's most powerful magic weapon is the alchemy furnace, which is an artifact that has trained Sun Wukong's fiery eyes!
Originally, Sun Zixuan felt that even if Taishang Laojun wanted to teach himself, he should also teach himself alchemy, but ......
I never thought of it!
"Well, what do you old man want to teach me?"
Sun Zixuan's eyes straightened, and he asked with difficulty.
"Do you think what I'm going to teach you is flattery, slapping horses, and flattery?"
Taishang Laojun frowned and asked.
"Isn't it?"
Sun Zixuan asked rhetorically, he felt that even if his IQ and EQ were not extremely high, at least they should be slightly above the average line!
But now she couldn't react at all.
"Yes."
Taishang Laojun nodded.
Sun Zixuan sat directly on the ground, what is this Nima, is God turning?
"That's it, it's useless to talk too much, and you'll gradually understand it in the future."
Taishang Laojun shook his head and said: "This is a profound knowledge, is a language of medicine, but not language can dominate everything, it is a comprehensive discipline that needs to be linked with language, tone, body language, environment and other conditions, if you can learn, you will definitely benefit immensely!"
” Taishang Laojun stood up from the judge's oversized leather boss chair, put his hands behind his back, turned sideways at forty-five degrees to Sun Zixuan, his head was slightly raised twenty-five degrees, his eyes were affectionate, and he looked like a master was lonely, which made people feel awe-inspired.
A feeling of admiration arose, Sun Zixuan's eyes widened, he was stunned for ten seconds, and nodded: "Lao Jun, I am willing to follow you to learn this way." ” Taishang Laojun slowly turned his head to look at Sun Zixuan, and said with a serious expression: "The son can be taught!"
” "But Lao Jun, can you teach me some other bits and pieces, such as alchemy!
Doctor, yes, whatever.
Sun Zixuan asked cautiously.
"These are all trails, if you like it, the old man will teach you."
Taishang Laojun nodded.
Sun Zixuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, what he was waiting for was Taishang Laojun's words, as for such a thing as patting sycophants, it doesn't matter, learn some, it's okay to go back and pat the sycophants of his parents, mothers and wives!
Just think of it as making my parents, mothers and wives happy, what a big deal!
"In that case, let's go!"
Taishang Laojun said indifferently.
"Let's go?
Where to go?
Sun Zixuan felt that his brain was turning fast enough, but he found that he was stunned that he had not kept up with the speed of Taishang Laojun's words.
"Could it be that you want to let the old man and me stay in this underworld?
The old man doesn't have any opinions, he just doesn't know ......."
"Please."
Sun Zixuan hurriedly spoke, just kidding, he is here to help the unscrupulous uncle deal with the trouble, but not to bring trouble to the unscrupulous uncle, if you don't take Taishang Laojun away at this time, when will you stay?
In the bedroom on the third floor of the same world, Sun Zixuan, who was lying on the bed, opened his eyes, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Taishang Laojun, who was a master of the fairy wind and dao bones, floating beside him.
Sun Zixuan was about to speak, when there was a knock on the courtyard door outside.