"Whew!"
When the little girls disappeared from sight, everyone on the road and on the side of the road breathed a sigh of relief.
"Who's that fat man?"
"I don't know who that fat man is, but I know what he's about to become."
"What has become?"
"Dog food, or flower fertilizer."
"If you mess with these aunts and grandmothers, dog food or flower fertilizer is an excellent result, I'm afraid of ......"
Everyone looked at each other, and the same conclusion came to their minds - life is better than death.
Sun Zixuan walked into the door master's mansion under the regretful eyes of everyone...... of the backyard.
"I'll rely on ......"
Sun Zixuan was directly startled after seeing the furnishings in the yard.
There is a large courtyard of 500 square meters, in Sun Zixuan's opinion, even if it is not the same as the Suzhou garden, it should be a small bridge, flowing water, flowers, birds, fish and insects!
But what appeared in front of Sun Zixuan's eyes now was the ground paved with low-grade immortal jade, not to mention any small bridges and flowing water, not even a single grass.
The wall is about three or four meters high, regardless of whether it is inhabited by men or women, there should be a window, a moon door or something, but on this wall, there are only all kinds of torture instruments, what kind of leather whips, tiger clips.
The spacious courtyard, the scary torture equipment, and the strong sense of contrast are called an infiltrating person.
How others don't know, anyway, as soon as Sun Zixuan walked into this courtyard, he felt a yin wind blowing in his face, and all the hairs on his body stood up, and goosebumps crackled and fell to the ground.
As soon as the little girls had entered the courtyard, they had taken off the various instruments of torture from the wall, and by their skillful techniques, it was evident that they had never done such things before.
Looking at the smiling faces of these little girls, Sun Zixuan felt very weird, these little girls all looked very cheerful and lively, not like the kind of evil people who tortured people with torture instruments at all, especially their smiles, which were particularly bright, and it was difficult for people to associate them with the most vicious people.
When Sun Zixuan thought of this, his eyes immediately fixed on the torture instruments in the hands of these little girls.
The top of the whip was clean, the top of the tiger trap was also clean, and all the torture instruments looked brand new, even if there were signs of use, they were worn out, not bloodstains.
Sun Zixuan must know what he should do next.
"You stinky pervert, you dare to peek at us taking a shower and say, how do you want to die?"
The beautiful little girl at the head pretended to have a vicious expression, shook the leather whip in her hand, slowly approached Sun Zixuan, and asked loudly.
Sun Zixuan held his head high, his hands behind his back, a righteous and awe-inspiring posture, not afraid of death.
"I've said it many times, I just strayed into the place where the girls bathed, and I didn't mean to peek, this matter was just a misunderstanding from beginning to end."
"Misunderstanding?
Don't you dead fat see our bodies?
The little girl at the head shouted angrily.
"It's a big deal, I'll strip naked and show you once, and we'll be clear."
Sun Zixuan blurted out.
As soon as the words came out, Sun Zixuan secretly exclaimed.
Sure enough, as soon as these little girls heard Sun Zixuan's words, they immediately rushed up, and the torture instruments in their hands crackled towards Sun Zixuan.
"Oops!"
Sun Zixuan's screams rang out again in the backyard.
"What for?
Hong'er.
A particularly crisp voice rang out in the backyard.
All the little girls stopped.
"Door master, this dead fat man dares to peek at us taking a bath."
The little girl at the head shouted angrily.
"Hmm!"
The crisp voice sounded again.
"Door master, and then?"
Hong'er asked.
"And then?
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Kill?
Broken legs?
Broken arms?
Gouging out an eye?
” Hong'er clasped her hands to her chest and shuddered: "Door master, why are you talking so bloody?"
” "And what do you want?"
"Why don't you decide!"
Hong'er said with a smile.
"Ten years of cleaning the main house."
The clear voice made the final decision.
"Think for yourself!
Don't waste time here, these days are the days of the new disciples, and you all go over to help. ” "Yes, Master!"
More than a dozen little girls replied crisply.
Sun Zixuan, who was holding his head and fell to the ground on his side, only saw a back.
Some women, just by looking at the back, know that this is definitely a beauty, this voice is clear, judging from the voice, that is, a woman in her twenties is in this ranks, but ......
A super-first-class sect master in his twenties?
That sounds too bizarre.
"Fatty, do you hear that?
The main hall will be cleaned by you from today, and if it is not cleaned, we will break your legs.
Hong'er crossed her waist with her left hand, and pointed at Sun Zixuan with her right hand and threatened.
"I heard, what, where do I eat?"
Sun Zixuan asked.
"Back kitchen."
Hong'er replied.
These little girls look quite vicious, but in fact they are just fun-loving.
These little girls brought Sun Zixuan to the main hall.
"Sister Hong."
A middle-aged man who looked at least forty years old walked over grovellingly, with a flattering smile on his face, and shouted in a dog-legged manner.
This middle-aged man has a mouse beard, a pair of triangular eyes, thin and weak, and looks like a particularly obscene feeling, if you make a movie in the world, you don't need to introduce it at all, you are 100% a villain!
"Lao Zhang, arrange work for this fat man, arrange the heaviest one, and be strict."
"Yes, yes, Sister Hong, don't worry, I promise to arrange it well, so that this fat man can lose at least ten or twenty pounds."
"Hmmm!
Don't let him be lazy, I'll check on him every now and then. ” After the little red girl finished speaking, she left the main hall with the other little sisters.
"Little fat man, why did you offend Sister Hong?"
After Lao Zhang left, Lao Zhang's waist straightened up immediately, not as expected as viciousness and dog-eyed low-looking, but particularly kind.
"Huh?"
Sun Zixuan didn't react.
"Sister Hong looks very vicious, in fact, she is very kind-hearted, she just likes to be funny, don't worry, work hard for a few months, find an opportunity, and when Sister Hong is in a good mood, I will help you say a few good words to Sister Hong, and you can leave here to learn the art of immortal medicine."
Lao Zhang said with a smile.
"Okay."
Sun Zixuan nodded stunned.
"By the way, you haven't said how you offended Sister Hong!
See, the kid over there, when he served food to Sister Hong last time, a sneeze hit the plate; There is also that, Sister Hong treated the patient and asked him to get a fairy grass, but this kid was not good at learning and took the wrong one, if it wasn't for the master of the door to use the fairy medicine, Sister Hong's reputation would have been damaged.
What about you?
How did you offend Sister Hong?
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” Sun Zixuan looked at Lao Zhang, scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I accidentally saw them taking a bath." ” "Huh?"
Lao Zhang's triangular eyes widened, and he looked at Sun Zixuan in surprise and said, "Wearing clothes or not wearing clothes?"
” "Who's going to wear clothes when they're in the shower?"
Sun Zixuan smiled bitterly.
"Alright!
Little fat man, ask for more blessings!
Lao Zhang smiled bitterly.
The so-called hall is not just a house, in the door, the hall refers to the main hall, the side hall, the side hall, the apse plus the square in front of the main hall covering an area of tens of thousands of square meters.
Sun Zixuan's job was to clean the square with more than a dozen unlucky people who also accidentally provoked Sister Hong.
On the square of tens of thousands of square meters, there are two teams of people lined up neatly, these people are all here to participate in the assessment, as long as they can pass the assessment, they can join the disease-free sect, and become a disciple of the super-first-class immortal medicine sect.
It's just that all this has nothing to do with Sun Zixuan at all, he is now holding an oversized broom in his hand and sweeping the floor with another unlucky egg.
"Hey fatty, my name is Hou Peng."
The unlucky guy with Sun Zixuan was white and fat, and his volume was slightly smaller than Sun Zixuan.
"My name is Sun Zixuan."
Sun Zixuan replied.
"I heard that you were sent here to clean up because you peeked at Sister Hong and those big sisters taking a bath?
Let's talk about it!
Hou Peng smiled and said in a low voice.
"Tell me?
Say what?
Sun Zixuan was puzzled.
"Which one of the big sisters has the best figure?
I heard that Sister Hong has a mole on her waist, is it real or fake?
Hou Peng asked in a low voice.
"I didn't see it clearly at all, I saw a piece of white flowers, and then I fell into the mud, and then the big sisters rushed over and beat me up, I wanted to see it, but I didn't have a chance to see it!"
Sun Zixuan replied helplessly.
"Then you're really dead."
Hou Peng shook his head and sighed.
"Not really."
Sun Zixuan nodded empathetically.
Hou Peng swept the leaves into a pile, held a big broom, looked at the immortal doctors who were waiting in line for the assessment, and said in a low voice: "Actually, we can be regarded as a blessing in disguise." ” "How?"
Sun Zixuan swept the leaves into the trash can and asked curiously.
"See?"
Hou Peng pouted at the immortal doctors queuing up in the square, and said to Sun Zixuan: "There is only an assessment every other year, and there are thousands of people who come to participate in the assessment every time, but in the end, only a few dozen people can be admitted, and those who do not pass the assessment can only return to the original sect, which is almost one out of a hundred......
"But what about us?
There is no need to participate in the assessment at all, as long as Sister Hong's eldest sisters are happy, we can become disciples of the disease-free sect at any time, if we make Sister Hong happy, maybe we can ascend to the sky in one step and become the inner disciple of the disease-free sect!
” Sun Zixuan shook his head helplessly, he was the master of the Zixuan Sect, the Nine Realms Immortal Doctor under his command, the Super Nine Realm powerhouses, as well as the Qilin, Dragon, Phoenix, Xuanwu and other divine beasts, he didn't care what sect he was a disciple of.
"Fatty, what do you mean by shaking your head?
Could it be that your immortal healing skills are very powerful?
Let me tell you, don't underestimate this assessment, although it is all basic knowledge, but it covers a wide range, and most people can't even pass the entry assessment.
Hou Peng misunderstood the reason why Sun Zixuan shook his head, and said in a low voice.
"How hard can it be?"
Sun Zixuan shook his head and said.
"How hard can it be?
In this way, we don't have to brag here, I'll take you directly into the assessment once, and you will know the difficulty, anyway, we are already a doorman without disease, and whether we can pass the assessment has nothing to do with us, even if we pass, we will continue to sweep the floor.
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Hou Peng said.
"Okay!"
Sun Zixuan also just wanted to see what the assessment of this disease-free gate was, so he nodded and agreed.