"Why didn't anyone say anything?"
For a long time, the scene was still silent and audible.
The more joyful he was shouting just now, the more nervous he was now, and almost every ghost quietly buried his head, especially the happiest ghosts who had just shouted, and their bodies were shaking like chaff at the moment.
It's also said that I just objected, and in a blink of an eye, people were promoted to the top boss, and when I wore these small shoes, I was absolutely uncomfortable as much as I could, and it was so sour that I couldn't describe it in words.
Therefore, those ghosts couldn't wait to hide their bodies, and they couldn't stop silently saying "You can't see me, you can't see me" in their hearts, so they almost got two leaves to block their eyes.
"Once the Jade Emperor's holy decree comes out, there is absolutely no possibility of changing, it seems that the future will not be easy!"
After such a self-analysis, the hanged ghost felt even more like ashes.
In fact, he is really not the only one who is in the same mood as the hanged ghost.
The judges in the audience, everyone's mood is now mixed, frustrated, annoyed, resentful, in short, none of them are happy.
Compared with these losers in the audience, the unscrupulous uncle's current mood can be directly described in one word, that is-cool.
"Whoa!
Ahh Ox fork!
Why are they all shivering like quails now, and why are they all like ostriches so eager to stuff their heads into their crotches?
” The unscrupulous uncle looked at the honest appearance of the ghosts one by one, and his heart was secretly refreshed.
"Since you're silent, I'll continue."
The unscrupulous uncle's face was straight, his right hand shook back violently, and his sleeves brought the sound of whirring wind, which was majestic and full of official style.
I saw the unscrupulous uncle slowly put away the holy decree in his hand, took it in his hand, and scanned the ghosts in the audience with full authority, and deliberately looked at it for a while before he spoke: "Since the departure of the last Lord Yama, the daily work of the underworld has been in a state of suspension, and since I take over today, I have to let everything get back to the normal track." ” Groov!
The hearts of all the ghosts suddenly rose to their throats.
Here, this is the rhythm of settling accounts after the autumn!
Among them, the hanged ghost and Judge Chen's fists were clenched tightly, as if they were holding on, but they couldn't stop the panic in their hearts, no, the two ghost legs were shaking like a sieve.
"I am willing to obey the orders of my lord!"
I don't know who got up and knelt down first.
Since someone is taking the lead, then the next step is similar to the domino effect.
"I am willing to obey the orders of my lord!"
"I am willing to obey the orders of my lord!"
…… Suddenly, all the ghosts went down one after another, and all of them looked obedient.
The vanity of the unscrupulous uncle was satisfied to the greatest extent at this moment, and in his gestures, he became more and more energetic.
"Well, that's good!"
The unscrupulous uncle nodded, but his mind was a little blank, cool was cool, but now it was too cool, and his head was blank, and he didn't know what to say next.
Sun Zixuan noticed the unscrupulous uncle's predicament, so he quietly leaned over to remind him in his ear: "Uncle, go on!"
The promotion of the promoted, the demotion of the demotion of the delegated, the new official takes office with three fires, uncle, you won't put out the fire before you start!
” The unscrupulous uncle was immediately empowered, and the second vein of Ren Du was opened, and the official authority on his body was also infinitely expanded in an instant, and all the ghosts on the scene were quickly crushed!
"Judge Chen, get up!"
Judge Chen trembled and walked to the unscrupulous uncle, not even daring to raise his head.
"Over the years, you have been in charge of life and death in the world, and you have worked hard, and the official has seen that you have a lot more gray hair, and I really can't bear it, so the official has decided to let you have a good rest, and of course you will continue to play the residual heat, Judge Chen, in the future, you will be responsible for the archiving and sorting of the archives of the prefecture."
"This ......"
Judge Chen almost didn't plant himself on the ground and exert his residual heat?
It's all the rhythm of a masturbation!
When I entered the archives, it was even more painful than entering the eighteenth layer of hell, but I could still see those ghosts torturing ghosts in the eighteenth layer of hell!
When you come to him, it's equivalent to being confined, and it's the kind that lasts indefinitely, not to mention that you want to turn over in the future, it's hard to see individual ghosts!
"What?
Dissatisfied?
” "Uh......
No, satisfied, satisfied, hehe, I'm just a little excited, thank you, sir.
Judge Chen's heart was dripping blood, but his face had to show flattery, he was now an archivist, if he offended again, he might be assigned somewhere!
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"Very good, Judge Chen's consciousness is still very high!
We must remember that our position was given by the Jade Emperor, and everything we do must follow the principle of everything for the Heavenly Court, and we must not live up to the teachings of the Jade Emperor and his old man, and we must always keep in mind the content of the Jade Emperor's speech at the last Heavenly Court Conference, and we must deeply understand ......"
Sun Zixuan's eyes are spiraling, it seems that the unscrupulous uncle is worthy of rising step by step from the lowest level of the underworld, look, this official cliché comes from the mouth, and it is said that the righteous words are rooted in the red, no matter who they are, they want to catch the slightest handle from his words, and if this speech reaches the heavenly court, it is estimated that the Jade Emperor will be happy, and he can give a lot of rewards!
After a speech, the ghosts in the audience were completely convinced, not to mention ability or anything, just with this eloquence, it is natural to estimate that becoming the Lord of Yama.
"Hanged ghost, you have a good voice, go to the eighteenth floor of hell to guard the gate!"
"Niu Tou Ma Mian, you two are conscientious, very good, each of you has been promoted to three levels of official rank, promoted to foreman, do a good job."
"Wu Sha Hat, your writing is good, did you mean to turn around and be my master?"
…… A high-spirited redistribution, even if the ghosts were not convinced, none of them dared to say anything, they all received the order to thank them, and then left with their own hearts.
In the blink of an eye, there were only two people left in the Nuoda Hades Palace, Sun Zixuan and the unscrupulous uncle.
"Tut-tut, that's good, uncle, you're getting more and more stylish, uh, no, I should have changed my name to Lord Hades, right, my lord?
Hey hey ......"
Sun Zixuan leaned over with a smile and made fun of the unscrupulous uncle.
"Go, go, little fat man, if you dare to laugh at me again, I will beat you to the eighteenth floor of hell!"
"Hey, I'm so scared!
Uncle, you are clearly the rhythm of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, unloading the mill and killing the donkey, and cooking the cunning rabbit and the dead lackey!
Sun Zixuan joked with a smile.
The two fought for a while, and suddenly no one spoke, and the unscrupulous uncle breathed a long sigh of relief, looking relieved.
There was silence for several more minutes.
After a verbal battle between the two, they finally stopped.
"Little fat man, thank you!"
Suddenly, the unscrupulous uncle said something to Sun Zixuan.
"What?
What did you say?
I didn't hear it just now, say it again?
Sun Zixuan was deliberately startled, but in fact, he had already laughed in his heart.
What is hypocrisy, isn't this special!
"I said, thank you, did you hear me?"
The unscrupulous uncle blushed, resisted the urge to run away, and said it again.
"Hehe, okay, okay, I heard it, uncle, just kidding, if you're serious, you'll lose."
Sun Zixuan finally couldn't help laughing, and when he saw the unscrupulous uncle's face, which was already darker than Bao Gong's, he covered his face and couldn't help laughing.
"Alright!
Little fat man, don't laugh, you come with me.
The unscrupulous uncle didn't answer directly, but pretended to be mysterious, then stood up and patted his ass and walked to the left.
"Where?"
"You'll know when you go."
"So mysterious?"
Sun Zixuan pursed his lips and muttered, but he quickly followed the unscrupulous uncle.
I don't know how long it took to walk, but it was a long time, and the unscrupulous uncle finally stopped.
This is a place where you can't see your fingers, full of coldness, and although there is no wind, you feel cold to the bones.
"Uncle, what is this place?"
Sun Zixuan asked curiously.
"Don't ask, don't tell."
"It's all in plain sight......
Uncle, how are you singing?
” The unscrupulous uncle glared at Sun Zixuan, lowered his voice and said, "Don't play tricks, otherwise the consequences will be very serious." ” "The consequences are severe?"
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Sun Zixuan suddenly became vigilant, although he didn't know what this place was, but he knew that once the unscrupulous uncle said it so seriously, it was definitely not a joke.
"Well, it's serious!"
The unscrupulous uncle nodded solemnly. “……” Thundered!
Just when Sun Zixuan was depressed, he suddenly remembered a burst of earth-shattering thunder.
Zheng ......
There was another deafening sound, and then the sky, which was originally pitch black and couldn't see the five fingers, suddenly cracked a crack in it, and a dazzling light came down, like lightning, very scary.
"Mom, what the hell?"
Sun Zixuan was startled and almost knelt directly.
Immediately afterward, the dazzling light began to spread rapidly, and soon the entire sky was illuminated as if it were day, accompanied by lightning and thunder.
"I'm going, what's going on?"
Sun Zixuan and Uncle Unscrupulous looked at each other, not knowing what was going on.
"Jumping Rub, Tick Rub ......"
In the next second, a scene that made Sun Zixuan's jaws drop even more appeared.
As if out of thin air, a shocking and dynamic accompaniment of electronic music suddenly sounded in the void, full of heavy metal texture and movement, making it sound rhythmic even when walking.
However, that's not the most surprising thing.
"Boom", the light gradually dissipated, and gradually a unique European and American style of luxury villas came into view, covering an area of more than half a football field, sitting north to south, dazzling glazed tiles, rockery pavilions are readily available, and the most envious and jealous hate is the huge ice pool located in the south of the villa.
In the swimming pool the size of two basketball courts, there are groups of sexy girls in three-point style who are laughing and playing, and the garden is full of spring and passion!
And by the pool, holding a huge sun umbrella, and on the chair below lies an old man in sunglasses with a bare body, showing off his bronzed healthy muscles.
He was lying very comfortably, surrounded by several bewitching bikini beauties, ringed fat and thin, mixed Chinese and foreign, there were actually all of them!
"Come, sir, taste some grapes!"
"My lord, eat an apple!"
"Your Excellency!
Cannibalistic ......
Peaches!
” The delicate and white little hands vied with each other to stuff fresh fruits into the mouth of the old man in sunglasses, and took the opportunity to cross him after stuffing.
"Tut-tut, hehe, good, good......"
The old man in sunglasses was smiling and eating, and he did not refuse to come.
The blessings are boundless, and I envy others!
"Gollum!"
Sun Zixuan was stunned, swallowed violently, and was about to continue to "appreciate", but suddenly saw a black dot appear in front of him, and it was getting bigger and bigger.
"Not good!
Sneak attack!
” Sensing the danger, Sun Zixuan wanted to dodge, but helplessly found that it was too late!
"Smack!"
His eyebrows hurt, he was beaten, and then the black juice was full of faces, and his grandson Xuan Tiduo was depressed.
"Boy, who are you?"