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Chapter 1250: If You Don't Get Drunk, You Don't Go Home


Old friends reunite after a long absence, and what is on the table is naturally the wine treasured by the underworld.

I saw an unscrupulous big hand slap, and after breaking the sealing mud of the wine jar, the aroma of the wine inside instantly overflowed.

This aroma, like a swimming dragon, Sun Zixuan has not drunk yet, but the tip of his nose smells lightly, and he feels that the pores on his body feel extremely comfortable, and his tongue licks his dry lips, just like just steaming the sauna and opening the door to blow a fresh breeze, the whole body is hearty!

To be honest, Sun Zixuan is not a good drinker, but today, no matter what, he has to drink with an unscrupulous uncle without getting drunk and not returning!

"Good wine!"

After smelling the aroma of wine in the air, Sun Zixuan couldn't help but applaud and laughed: "Unscrupulous uncle, you are worthy of being promoted, and your taste is different!"

” "Hehe, your uncle's taste is a few levels higher than yours, but your uncle's taste can't catch up!"

As soon as the unscrupulous uncle got stuck, the fat on his face trembled, and he looked at Sun Zixuan and said, "Don't just say that I was promoted, isn't your kid also the lord of the northern realm now?"

Haha, I really don't understand, why are you looking for a helper in the mortal world?

” "Oh, is there anything else you can recommend?"

After hearing the unscrupulous uncle's words, Sun Zixuan stared at him with interest.

"It's not easy!"

The unscrupulous uncle was arrogant, took two big bowls, and poured the treasures of the underworld into them: "There are so many friends in the fairy world, just find two of them to help you fight!"

I really can't do it, I'll go with you.

Staying in the underworld all day, lifeless, is not interesting at all!

” Hearing what the unscrupulous uncle said, as if he had something on his mind, Sun Zixuan took the wine bowl and smiled on his face: "Uncle, we haven't seen each other for a long time, let's not talk about this today, come, drink, drink!"

Originally, Sun Zixuan also had a lot of things in his stomach, but after seeing the unscrupulous uncle, he felt that it was better to drink alcohol because of trivial matters.

"Okay, okay, don't say it, come on, let's drink!"

The unscrupulous uncle held the bowl in front of him, lifted the jar and poured it inside: "Yinlongqu, it is rumored that it is made of the blood of the Dragon King, and there is only one altar in the Three Realms.

Hehe, I don't know where my ex got this from, hehe, he left too quickly and didn't take anything with him, and now it's all mine, haha!

While speaking, the unscrupulous uncle filled Sun Zixuan's wine bowl: "Come, let's take one!"

” "Okay, let's go!"

Sun Zixuan picked up the wine bowl and clinked glasses with the unscrupulous uncle, the porcelain bowl made a crisp sound, and the blood-red wine in it rippled for a while, and Sun Zixuan was interested in hearing it: "When you sing about wine, life is geometric."

For example, the morning dew, the day is bitter!

With that, he poured a mouthful into his mouth.

This altar of Yinlongqu, when he first entered his mouth, he only felt a bend of spiritual spring entering his throat, bringing incomparable comfort to his body and mind, as if he was rising to the clouds at this moment, soaring into the clouds.

Sun Zixuan closed his eyes comfortably, savoring the lingering fragrance between his lips and teeth.

"Good poetry, good poetry!

What a poem!

The unscrupulous uncle blushed, looked at Sun Zixuan and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, and you kid can recite poetry."

The unscrupulous uncle drank all the wine in the bowl in one gulp, put the big bowl on the bookcase, and poured the jar into it.

"Laughing!"

Sun Zixuan grinned, when the sip of wine first entered his mouth, he only felt comfortable, and after a while, he felt that his face was very red, the stamina of this wine was very domineering, Sun Zixuan smiled and said: "Unscrupulous uncle, why don't you come too?"

” "Hehe, what's so hard about that?"

The unscrupulous uncle pondered for a moment, looked at the above and suddenly opened his mouth and said: "The clouds in the sky, the frost on the ground, the cheeks of beautiful women, the cabbage gang!"

” "It's so wet, it's so wet!"

After hearing the unscrupulous uncle finish singing, Sun Zixuan patted his chest and laughed, "Uncle, you are really still so tasteful!"

Absolutely, really absolutely!

"From the beginning to the present, the unscrupulous uncle really hasn't changed at all, and he is still so obscene!

"Come on, come on, drink and drink!"

The unscrupulous uncle filled his grandson Xuan with a glass and beckoned him to clink glasses.

For a while, the two of them staggered, pushed the cup and changed the lamp, and after a while, they got drunk, Sun Zixuan only felt that his eyelids were sinking, so he pushed the scattered things in front of him to the ground, and fell asleep on the desk after leaving it empty.

I don't know how long it took, but when Sun Zixuan woke up, the unscrupulous uncle had already left the room.

At a glance, the wine table, which was a mess before, is now cleaned up.

Sun Zixuan rubbed his eyes, stretched his arms, and got up from his seat to walk around.

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It's been a long time since I've been to the underworld, and during this time, under the leadership of the unscrupulous uncle, the underworld has undergone earth-shaking changes.

"Hey, little fat man, are you awake?"

Behind Sun Zixuan, there was the voice of an unscrupulous uncle.

Sun Zixuan turned his head and said with sleepy eyes: "Yes, wake up, uncle, how long did I sleep just now?"

” The underworld is different from the fairy world, it is not calculated as a day in the sky and a year on the earth, but it is synchronized with the time in the human world.

However, Sun Zixuan had drunk so much alcohol before, and he didn't know how long he had been asleep.

If you sleep for four or five days, it will be terrible, and when you go back, the international medical exchange meeting will be over.

"I slept all night, your biological clock is quite accurate."

The unscrupulous uncle smiled and said to Sun Zixuan: "Wait for them to bring breakfast, after my suggestion, do you want to taste it!"

” "Come on, I'm not hungry, I'm really not hungry!"

Sun Zixuan hurriedly waved his hand and said No need to bother.

I came to the underworld with an unscrupulous uncle before, and Sun Zixuan had eaten the food here, and it tasted like chewing wax, and it was simply impossible to eat.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Sun Zixuan suddenly remembered Huzi and said to the unscrupulous uncle: "Uncle, I came to the underworld this time to discuss important matters with you. ” "I know, it's the innocent thing!"

The unscrupulous uncle suddenly became extremely solemn.

Sun Zixuan nodded: "That's right, he is a special physique that I found in the human world."

I've heard you say before that the only person in the world who has this kind of physique is Jizo, who became the lord of the underworld millions of years ago!

” "That's right!

I didn't expect me to say it casually, and it turned out to be a prophecy, you kid really found me an innocent body!

The unscrupulous uncle's eyes were full of excitement: "Tell me quickly, how did you find him?"

” "At that time, not long after I went to the lower realm, I found a business genius and was about to have dinner with her, but I didn't expect this kid to rush towards me shouting and killing!"

So, Sun Zixuan told the unscrupulous uncle about having dinner with Shen Wei and discovering Huzi.

"Good boy, you really have found a treasure, you can find an innocent body at any meal!"

The unscrupulous uncle said that Sun Zi Xuan was lucky, but then he said: "I checked the book of life and death just now, this guy's time is running out!"

What are you going to do when you brought him to the underworld?

” "What else can I plan, of course, to see if I can transplant the tiger's innocent body to you!

With this unsullied body, you're on an equal footing with the Jizo King!

Sun Zixuan said what he was thinking about.

"Shhhhh The unscrupulous uncle hurriedly made a silent gesture: "Little fat man, don't look at me as the king of the underworld now, in fact, my power is limited, and many judges covet my status!"

” "No, uncle, you are now a king of Hades, in charge of the life and death of a party, why are you talking like picking up rags."

As soon as Sun Zixuan's voice fell, he suddenly remembered the obstacles he encountered before coming to the underworld, which seemed to be related to the underworld.

So, Sun Zixuan spoke: "By the way, uncle, there are a few people who have attacked me during this time, and I can feel the power of the underworld from them, it won't be your enemy who will attack me!"

After speaking, Sun Zixuan gave the unscrupulous uncle the recent entanglement of the Black Dragon Society and the matter of Liu Changle and the mysterious person.

After listening to Sun Zixuan's words, the unscrupulous uncle's face was heavy: "I didn't expect that the people of the Sin Division would actually do it to you, this guy Yin Jiuyou, he simply doesn't know whether to live or die!"

It seems that Lao Tzu must give him some color to see, otherwise he will not have a long memory!

” "The Division of Sins?

Yin Nine Shadows?

Sun Zixuan wondered.

"That's right, Yin Jiuyou is the judge of the Sin Division, and he was equal to me back then, and later competed with me for the position of Hades.

In the end, though, I lost out.

The unscrupulous uncle had murderous aura in his eyes, and snorted: "I didn't expect him to be a thief, and he actually found a spokesperson in the human world."

But that's fine, I can take advantage of this to make him completely break this heart!

” After hearing the unscrupulous uncle's explanation, Sun Zixuan realized that the person who dealt with him for a while turned out to be the unscrupulous uncle's sworn enemy, the judge of the Crime Division.

From the unscrupulous mouth, the fat man knew that this person liked to engage in some intrigues and tricks the most, especially the supernatural murder incidents.

So, Sun Zixuan said: "Uncle, if I kill his spokesperson, it won't affect you, right?"

” "Impact?

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Of course it has an impact!

The unscrupulous uncle patted Sun Zixuan's shoulder, his tone sank, and he said loudly: "This can make me feel very happy!"

” After speaking, the unscrupulous uncle handed Sun Zixuan a medicine bottle: "This is to dissolve the soul and kill people invisibly, if you can meet the spokesperson of the Sin Division, directly get this thing on him, and ensure that he ......"

Speaking of this, the unscrupulous uncle suddenly remembered one thing: "By the way, just like you, the spokesperson looking for by Yin Jiuyou should have strong medical attainments and be a ghost doctor!"

” "Ghost doctor?"

Hearing the word ghost doctor, Sun Zixuan was extremely excited, "Then I have to meet him well!"

” "Yin Jiuyou, this person is extremely cunning, he will definitely not just find a spokesperson, you have to be more careful in the future!"

The unscrupulous uncle reminded again.

"Uncle, you underestimate me too much, now I am a real immortal, the lord of the northern realm personally appointed by the Jade Emperor, not all cats and dogs can come to be my opponent!"

After speaking, Sun Zixuan showed a sinister smile: "Uncle, have you collected medicinal herbs during this time?"

” "Hehe, you kid didn't even give me any gifts when he came here, and you still want to ask me for medicinal herbs."

The unscrupulous uncle snorted, disgusted that Sun Zixuan came over empty-handed.

"Look, didn't I bring the Innocent Body, it's priceless!"

Sun Zixuan snorted and said to the unscrupulous uncle: "However, how can you transplant Huzi's special physique to you, this is a problem!"

” Sun Zixuan is right, the innocent body is a treasure, but also a treasure.

It's a pity that there is no key to open the treasure now.

If the unscrupulous uncle can obtain the Innocent Body, he will definitely be able to go further in his cultivation, and at the same time, he will be able to seek a higher status in the underworld.

"Forget it, this matter is not in a hurry, I have already given him a life-saving pill just now, which can extend his life for half a year.

After you finish dealing with the things in the world, we can go to Taishang Laojun together, and the old man must have a way!

"Uncle Unscrupulous is not worried.

"Hehe, you don't have to worry."

Sun Zixuan's eyes purred: "Hehe, uncle, what about the baby we talked about?"

I remember that the flowers on the other side of the underworld are about to bloom!

” "You kid, you've really fallen into the eyes of money!

Let's go, isn't it just a treasure of heaven and earth, little meaning, I'll take you to see the treasure house of the underworld!

After speaking, the unscrupulous uncle waved his hand and took Sun Zixuan directly into the secret vault of the underworld.