Daxian'er is too tired on the road, you can give the pillar incense. ”Zun Shang silently put another dollar, even if there was an offering table next to him, he didn't mean to put incense.And Chen Daxian was obviously very satisfied with his knowledge."
Da Xian'er is hungry, you give an offering!"
Another dollar."
Da Xian'er is a little tired, you have to slow down for a while, if you can wait, just wait, if you can't wait, just ......"
Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, the Venerable put a dollar in understanding.After receiving five yuan, Chen Daxian also felt that it was almost the same."
You're from a good background."
Chen Daxian'er changed her sharp tone, and she really thought that Daxian'er was saying it through her mouth.Venerable thought this mortal was quite interesting, that is, if she hadn't kept staring at herself when she spoke, he might have believed her a little more.In the end, people who are old, this toss is also out of breath, Chen Daxian'er saw that Zun Shang's face was calm, so he thought that he was right, so he continued: "Why is it a ...... of red faces" Zun Shang: "......"
Ma Dan, does he look like a disaster?"
I ask you when I'll be free."
His Excellency was a little impatient, and now he has long seen that this so-called Great Immortal is a cheater.For such a person, he tossed out in the middle of the night, and he was also drunk."
This ......"
Chen Daxian was thinking about asking for a few more yuan under the name of something, but she found that the good-looking man opposite was a little wrong.The Venerable is indeed not ready to continue watching her perform, "Since your great fairy can't say it, then the deity will tell you what the real great fairy is." ”The corners of the mouth are hooked into a beautiful arc, the thin lips gradually change shape, and a beautiful face is covered with fine white hair......
Chen Daxian'er thought that her eyes were stray when she was old, so she rubbed her eyes vigorously and got a little closer.A hairy face grows on a person, and soon a monster with horns on its head appears in front of him.The man was still the same person, but the head had become an animal that had never been seen before.Chen Daxian was trembling all over, her throat was snorting, and feces and urine flowed sideways.Hey......
This smell!
The Venerable changed back into human form, with a look of disgust."
It's just such a little ability, and I still learn to deceive people by pretending to be gods and ghosts everywhere."
This mortal must have a sick brain.It's not good to offend anyone, but to offend that careful-eyed ugly woman, you deserve to suffer.I don't bother to ask anything, Zunshang is a big demon with a habit of cleanliness, and when he immediately shook his figure, when he reappeared, he was already outside the small village.Lin Xiaohua was taken aback by the sudden appearance of the Venerable."
What are you doing?"
Why did this guy pop up all of a sudden?
The Venerable snorted angrily, "This time the deity is a big loss, that stupid woman is incontinent, and she is so angry with me." ”Incontinence!
Lin Xiaohua's eyes glared at the boss, "What did you do to her?"
”This guy, he only asked him to scare and scare the so-called big fairy, so that she wouldn't arrange it randomly, why did he become incontinent?"
I'm just conjuring up the original body, she's too timid!"
Obviously, His Holiness did not mean to elaborate.Is that little meat dumpling in the original body so scary?
But the sudden transformation of a big living person is also weird enough.Of course, Lin Xiaohua wouldn't know that Venerable was a human demon head, and anyone who saw it in the middle of the night and wasn't scared to death would be bold.The two of them took advantage of the moonlight to walk back together, and the Venerable sensed something and suddenly smiled......
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